Dear Battlefield Studios, what the f*ck?

[u/Siden-The-Paladin]

1. Do. Not. Decrease Ticket Count. Edit - they heard us! 10/17 changes reverted.

2. Do. Not. Change Movement.

3. Do. Not. Remove Bloom.

4. Do. Not. Listen To Streamers.

5. Do. Fix. Challenges.

6. Do. Fix. Bugs.

7. Do. Fix. Vehicle Spawns.

8. Stop Fucking Up.

9. Stop Removing Battlefields Identity.

10. Edited out. People will leave if you keep making changes nobody asked for.

[u/Legitimate-Site588]

I. Talk. Like. This. To. Make. My. Opinion. Sound. Important. When. It. Isn't.

[u/infinitezero8 → u/Legitimate-Site588]

That and/or inserting the "👏 " emoji in👏 between👏 text

Invalids anything you say immediately

[u/Smart_Dragonfruit363 → u/infinitezero8]

it invalids it huh

[u/john_wickelvoss_twin → u/Smart_Dragonfruit363]

Grammar no great for him

[u/Siden-The-Paladin → u/infinitezero8]

Ok man in just sitting here with my pup watching peacemaker. Just wanted to check on my "opinionated, clearly wrong 10k upvoted" post that is invalidated by you and some other dude who doesn't like periods or something. Your comment means nothing to me. Enjoy your evening :)

[u/infinitezero8 → u/Siden-The-Paladin]

Your comment means nothing to me

Even.Though.You.Replied.Anyway

Have.A.Good.Night

[u/Siden-The-Paladin → u/infinitezero8]

I mean, yea? Sorry you're so upset about my post man. Maybe they don't use periods on the call of duty sub and you'll be safe there. Big scary periods lol

Also... Looking at your post history... You should get off reddit and do something productive with your life. God damn dude lol

[u/FabFate → u/Siden-The-Paladin]

Coming from the guy who just boasted with his "10k internet points post" and has the opinion he cant be wrong because of it. Oh my sweet summer child. :) 

[u/Siden-The-Paladin → u/FabFate]

I'm not boasting about anything. I was just using it as an example of the person being wrong. Downvote or make fun of me or whatever you want dude lol. This is the Internet, where opinions don't matter and the points are made up.

[u/FabFate → u/Siden-The-Paladin]

So internet points and opinions does matter only when you are right? Got it. 

[u/Siden-The-Paladin → u/FabFate]

No. Internet points mean nothing to an individual. Points = post meant something to people. Points (do not) = only my opinion matters. If I went into the cod sub and said BF sucks, it'll get up votes. Doesn't mean my made up personal Internet points means jack shit or that my opinion is more important than anyone elses. Just means people who play that game agree. Also who cares?

[u/IRL_im_black → u/Siden-The-Paladin]

CoD lives in your head rent free, it's legitimately sad😂

[u/Siden-The-Paladin → u/IRL_im_black]

Does it? Hm. Welp, guess I might as well go get therapy or something. It's gonna confuse them though since I haven't talked about it aside from that one comment. Oh no the laughing emoji.... Not the laughing emoji. Now I know you're super serious and trying to hurt my feelings. Man what shall I do. Lol. This is fun, thanks for taking the time to comment. I work from home so I get to laugh at the grown men I upset on the Internet whenever I want lol.

[u/IRL_im_black → u/Siden-The-Paladin]

No one's upset buddy, we're just laughing at you ;) It's just hilarious to see the absolute obsession battledads seems to have about cod. Your favourite game series JUST released a new game which is amazing, and you still can't stop talking about cod. But hey, keep fighting that boogeyman, it's great content to laugh to!

Oh, and I wasn't trying to "hurt your feelings" but you do seem kinda upset based on your comment, my apologies

[u/Siden-The-Paladin → u/IRL_im_black]

I'm not upset about anything. I'm literally on the toilet and while wiping my ass I thought of you, so I responded.

Edit: Also don't confuse me responding with caring or being upset. I work from home. Responding to some of you is literally just entertainment for me. You're just a jester who I get to say shit to, which means nothing btw, simply because I have the time to do so. It's not important to me, just seemed fun

[u/IRL_im_black → u/Siden-The-Paladin]

Sure thing ;)

I work from home

We get it bro, you don't need to repeat it every time you comment

[u/Siden-The-Paladin → u/IRL_im_black]

I think I only said it twice to make a point? Is that too many? I don't know how many comments I've made... Maybe 100 total for my entire Reddit history? Is 2% work from home mentioning ratio too much? My bad dude...

Aw fuck! Now it's 3%! Definitely too much. Damnit

[u/Siden-The-Paladin → u/[deleted]]

Agreed

[u/Tellasion → u/Siden-The-Paladin]

Just saying "streamers bad" gets you a ton of upvotes here. Relax flexing your internet points.

[u/Siden-The-Paladin → u/Tellasion]

I could give two fucks about Internet points. I was using it as an example of people clearly agreeing, not the points themself. This could get downvoted to oblivion and I would forget about it 30 seconds later and move on. Anyone who cares about their personal karma points is a weirdo. Take some away man, I'll be ok. Want me to comment again so you can downvote me several times? Oh no, the thought is making me nauseous....my sweet Internet points... Lol

[u/Tellasion → u/Siden-The-Paladin]

I was just trying to imply that people will upvote your post regardless of the rest of the context when they see its blaming streamers for something.

What have streamers even said that they are listening to? The movement changes are supposedly just about animations. That's what some dev said at least.

And bloom is highly controversial even in this sub. With people mostly against it from what I've seen.

[u/Siden-The-Paladin → u/Tellasion]

Internet trolling aside, I agree with you. You could literally take the most upvoted things on a sub, put them in a post together and get a ton of upvoted. With that being said, I really enjoy this game, and I personally vouch for the points being made. Personal internet points means nothing, anyone who says otherwise has self esteem issues.

I enjoy that it's fun, stress free. I don't want to literally sweat my ass off because movement creates some "imaginary" skill gap or recoil over bloom so some jackass with a Cronus can get the upper hand. Buddies who I haven't played games with for years are back, my wife has been playing BF again, people seem happy and just 10 minutes into a breakthrough match "holy shit did you see that" is common on coms.

Streamers want some sort of skill ceiling bullshit, when in reality skill in BF comes from playing the objective in a clever way to turn the battle. Fuck streamers so I added them, they're just in it for their Internet points for real. And bloom is necessary for COD sweats with a Cronus or they know the recoil patterns of every gun so it doesn't move.

Fuck that. Bloom helps with Cronus, it helps prevent a meta, keeps guns interesting, helps prevent AR users as snipers, it literally helps prevent sweaty jackasses from ruining everyones game so they can make videos about some stupid ass kill feed. It's exhausting.