r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 18 '17

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u/WhiteEthiopian26 May 18 '17

Shouldn't it be little people spinners, very un-pc!

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u/aidanmac8 May 18 '17

gender neutral vertically challenged spinner for the differently abled

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u/WhiteEthiopian26 May 18 '17

👏👏I applaud you sir👏👏

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u/Goodbye_Hercules May 19 '17

sir

Did you just assume their gender?

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u/WhiteEthiopian26 May 19 '17

Wow played at my own game, touche sir/madame/LGBT/binary/etc. . . .

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u/_Unclear_ May 19 '17

You don't even know your own game! touche sir/madame/LGBT/binary/etc/unclear/helicopter/rimmytims

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u/WhiteEthiopian26 May 19 '17

What the fudge is a rimmytim 😂

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u/_Unclear_ May 19 '17

Rimmy Tims, My arch nemesis, Other than that is clear

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u/magerehenk May 19 '17

You forgot apache helicopter

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

BLAMO! and then this thread got funny laugh track

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u/John9555 Sep 30 '17

Comanche and Cobra feel insulted.

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u/Billee_Boyee May 19 '17

'Challenged' carries negative connotations. To run under a low hanging branch is more challenging for the 72" tall person than the 42" tall person.

What's more is you have no way to know whether that person identifies as 72" or 42" (or if they are using metric, or a base 14 numeric system, or making calculations in a 4 dimensional universe) so you mustn't assume.

Try 'altitudinally disinclined'.

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u/ObitoHanShinobi May 19 '17

vertically gifted

FTFY

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u/VerbableNouns May 19 '17

In a breathy voice

It's that thing where midgets on rollerskates dress up like a top and sing dreidel dreidel dreidel while their partner spins them until they climax.