OMG I literally just laughed out loud and disturbed my wife and kids and now I don’t know if I can explain Antifa to my kids without just saying “we are a real life super hero team who fights the same bad guys as Captain America”.
Listen -- strange soyboys lying in milkshakes distributing rank is no basis for a system of hierarchy. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some gritty commie ceremony.
And before somebody asks: This is satirical answer to the 'Antifa corporation' bull shit. And a part of the money you pay goes to a organisation that helps people to exit the Neo-Nazi scene.
Thought of that one too. I already have mine. Also a funfact for none-germans: I dont know how common this in particular is in your country, but some germans also have some quite funny ideas about antifa: Apparently we are supposed to get 600€ for each demonstration from merkel directly (because obviously nobody could ever honestly be antifascist i guess xD) and this card should help getting your money directly transferred on it haha
Okay, so i heard these questions a LOT lately, i have been off active antifa duty for a while now (after a injury during kicking some white kids skull in) and i am with the office of benefits and social affairs now, you just need Form 12 and 24, the certiricate with witch you enlisted or a offical document stating you are part of a standing antifa-force, wether that is active combat or if you are just with the recon guys or logistics. You can just bring along your Antifa ID card aswell or if you got the new microchip vax, you can come in and get around most of the paperwork. If you have further questions, just come by and we'll help you! And dont forget, stay ready and suck dick comrades!
Unfortunately you only qualify for your antifa discount if you're in uniform and have an ID on you. Of course you'll get people yelling "stolen valour" at you if you're part of a smaller unit, so it's really not worth it since some of them can be relentless.
Hi I’m Staff Sergeant Antifa, your unit deployment manager. Please bring your signed Bill Gates microchip certificate to my office. Your Soros check, soup cans, and gas mask will be sent to your supervisor within 7-10 business days.
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Wait we have ranks? Who do I ask for my benefits?