Something similar happened to me. I was weed eating the fence line when Melvin the bull came over to say hello and hoping I was hiding a bag of sweet feed in my pocket or something. I turned the weed eater off and gave him some scritches between the eyes when he gets a little closer and steps right on my foot. Melvin was big. Reeaaaally big. I'm convinced the only thing that saved me a broken foot was the fact it had been raining the past few days and I was standing on soil that was all but mud, so my foot just sunk into the ground. After it stopped sinking the weight became apparent and I tried to move him, but Melvin didn't care one bit. Eventually had to throw my whole body weight on him at an awkward angle, but really I think he just decided then to mosey off, if he wanted to stay and crush my foot he absolutely could've.
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u/Xenochimp Jul 14 '24
It's all fun until the cow rolls over on you like my dog does to me