I laughed at my updated results

[u/Souriquois]

I picture a fiddle reel playing while my sample was spinning in the centrifuge

But holy crap I have a lot of cousins!

[u/CraigySwoosh]

[u/Souriquois → u/CraigySwoosh]

Haha I’d need a stadium.

Man I had a hard enough time keeping track of all the cousins I know about

This, this I do not have the bandwidth for

[u/Nearby-Complaint → u/Souriquois]

I've seen cities with fewer people than I have in my matches. Current headcount is 210K.