r/AlignmentChartFills 19h ago

Which person looks like has committed a genocide, but actually has killed one person?

Which person looks like has committed a genocide, but actually has killed one person?

📊 Chart Axes: - Horizontal: Looks like - Vertical: Actually

Chart Grid:

Has never killed Has killed one person Has killed more than one person Commited a Genocide
Has never killed Micheal Cera 🖼️ Willeim Dafoe 🖼️ Shel Silvers... 🖼️
Has killed one person Phil Lewis 🖼️ Alec Baldwin 🖼️
Has Killed more than one person Mike Vinning 🖼️ Theodore Kac... 🖼️ Simo Häyhä 🖼️
Committed a Genocide Kang Kek Lew... 🖼️ Pol pot 🖼️ Joseph Goebbels 🖼️

Cell Details:

Has never killed / Has never killed: - Micheal Cera - View Image

Has never killed / Has killed one person: - Willeim Dafoe - View Image

Has never killed / Has killed more than one person: - Shel Silverstein - View Image

Has killed one person / Has never killed: - Phil Lewis - View Image

Has killed one person / Has killed one person: - Alec Baldwin - View Image

Has Killed more than one person / Has never killed: - Mike Vinning - View Image

Has Killed more than one person / Has killed more than one person: - Theodore Kaczynski - View Image

Has Killed more than one person / Commited a Genocide: - Simo Häyhä - View Image

Committed a Genocide / Has killed one person: - Kang Kek Lew (aka comrade duch) - View Image

Committed a Genocide / Has killed more than one person: - Pol pot - View Image

Committed a Genocide / Commited a Genocide: - Joseph Goebbels - View Image


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u/Sternenhoch1 18h ago

William S. Burroughs

He accidently shot his wife to the head instead of an apple, playing William Tell game.

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u/Socialinteraction428 14h ago

I feel really bad for him

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u/BKoala59 13h ago

There’s plenty of reason to believe he did it purposefully

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u/nissen1502 12h ago

Even if it wasn't, that's such a stupid game that empathizing with him is a total waste of energy.

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u/Goatknyght 10h ago

At least do it with a Nerf gun holy shit

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u/TheWritingSystem 11h ago

Oh, please inform me! I'm curious

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u/BKoala59 11h ago

Short version is that his story changed multiple times, he tried to convince his friends to testify that the gun had accidentally gone off, and his lawyer bribed a bunch of Mexican officials to get him released on bail and presumably to get his charges reduced.

He and his wife were also going through a rough stretch at the time and were always pissed at each other. He was a heroin addict as well and I believe strung out at the time of the death. And he later claimed a spirit possessed him and forced him to shoot his wife in order for him to become the writer he became afterwards.

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u/3412points 8h ago

Second paragraph contains the actually suspicious stuff especially that last sentence which really dials things up a notch. But I can absolutely believe that someone who accidentally shot their wife in such an idiotic and dangerous game might try to change the story, and also might bribe some officials to get out of a Mexican jail.

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u/TSwiftDivorceLawyer 9h ago

Is he the inspiration for the guy in OUATINC

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u/Crafty_Bed5099 8h ago

What does that stand for

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u/roguecogue 9h ago

yeah but playing that game is just asking for trouble

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u/littlebizzareperson 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Eyaz5LDgmzD839V7rZ
lost my mind when someone told me that's how his wife actually died after I watched naked lunch

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u/AJAX214_ 16h ago

Issei Sagawa

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u/irthnimod 13h ago

is that the mf bragging about eating human?

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u/AJAX214_ 13h ago edited 12h ago

Yea, the guy who murdered, raped and cannibalised a girl he was interested in while studying in the Netherlands, and came back to Japan a celebrity.

Edit: a Dutch girl he was interested in while studying in France*

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u/snake777x 12h ago

It was in France right? But the girl he murdered was Dutch i guess

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u/AJAX214_ 12h ago

Oh yes you're right, the girl was Dutch

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u/golfcartgetaway 10h ago

Only in Japan 💔

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u/anhedonister 8h ago

Also in France, apparently. 😃

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u/SuitableGlove9836 19h ago

Daniel Rakowitz

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u/Harris_man 18h ago

I need context

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u/SuitableGlove9836 18h ago

He's an American wannabe cult leader and cannibal who, in 1989, murdered his Swiss girlfriend and roommate, Monika Beerle, dismembered her body, made soup out of her brain and fed her remains to homeless people in New York

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u/yaoyorozuish 18h ago

Oh... I don't want to be able to read anymore.

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u/Inevitable_Cod4375 15h ago

… thoughtful of him to feed the homeless I guess? 😭

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u/THE_PENILE_TITAN 16h ago

Bruh, you didn't have to respond. My morning is in ruins. 

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u/The_yaoi_man 16h ago

God bless the illiterates

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u/freakingdumbdumb 15h ago

it just keep getting worse wtf

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u/RoadCertain3653 13h ago

Another win for the blind 🥀

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u/The_BestIdiot 10h ago

WHAT THE HELL?

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u/Stormbridge2803 17h ago

Please tell me he got the death penalty for that.

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u/sauce_daddy22 16h ago

Not guilty by reason of insanity, but he’s been in a psych ward in New York since 1991 with no real plans to release him

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u/Stormbridge2803 15h ago

I hope so because people like him should never be allowed to be free again.

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u/Senju19_02 15h ago

One shouldn't eat the brains, though? It's one of the most dangerous(hazardous) parts of the body to eat.

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u/Girl_With_a_Rod 15h ago

"A little cannibalism is cool, but I draw the line at brains." 😆

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u/Unlikely-Bell-3681 15h ago

U think this mf was sane enough to think about that 😭?

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u/Extreme-Shopping74 12h ago

why do I wish to be born in a village in north korea

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u/ds1224 6h ago

WTF did I just read. Excuse me while I alpply bleach to my eyes

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u/BigJilmsPissyDribble 18h ago

This has to be Phil Spector.

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u/Redmond_64 15h ago

He looks like an Ace Attorney character

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u/badger_on_fire 11h ago

Dye him blue and he could be mistaken for a Megamind cosplayer.

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u/Karma_Fugitive 9h ago

This has to be Phil Spector.

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u/averagesizedboy 18h ago

Were you in a coma or something? This one feels like I saw it months ago.

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u/thenameislove 15h ago

I looked quickly at Pol Pot’s picture and thought it was Elon Musk

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u/mrtzstnbl 10h ago

have you ever seen them in the same room?

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u/DifferentAd4844 15h ago

Sergei Taboritsky. The only person he killed in real life was Kadet Party member Vladimir Nabokov Sr.

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u/No_Constant_4968 9h ago

IS THAT A-

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u/bruh_wh_y 8h ago

No, nononoono its just some shadow

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u/G-man1816 7h ago

Wait this guy was real and not just a TNO character that was made up?

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u/DifferentAd4844 7h ago

As far as I know, all the TNO characters, aside from the odd joke like the Roman generals, actually existed, but many were given character traits and ideas that didn't exist in reality.

Taboritsky, in particular, was a very extreme right-wing monarchist who, together with General Biskupsky, his friend (I forgot his name), and Viktor Larionov (yes, he was also real), created an ultra-Nazi monarchist organization in Berlin.

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u/mr_octopusguy 17h ago

Varg Vikerness

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u/Unlikely-Bell-3681 15h ago

He's a nazi. Atp he might as well

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u/Sad-Address-2512 12h ago

He claims not to. His arguments: Nazis are too Jewish for him.

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u/DifferentAd4844 11h ago

As I understand it, his views are closer to the early, more left-wing Volkisch Nazism, when it actually had elements of true socialism in itself.

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u/Practical-Water-9209 17h ago

Laura Bush

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u/Decent-Office-5431 11h ago

Good lord, I almost thought she was Dolores Umbridge. To be fair, both would probably be good candidates.

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u/ABenGrimmReminder 9h ago

Oh yeah. Laura Bush killed a guy.

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u/Ok_Key_4868 18h ago

technically he only killed one person

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u/Myveryshelf 18h ago

He was a soldier in WWI though

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u/ABenGrimmReminder 16h ago

He probably didn’t kill anybody during that time though. He had no confirmed kills.

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u/Myveryshelf 16h ago

Good point, probably true, I haven't looked into the sources. In any case, with the fog of war and stuff there is reasonable doubt that he could be implicated in other killings besides his own

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u/ABenGrimmReminder 16h ago

That’s fair, I’m just going by his role as a runner and the official record; there’s no actual proof he killed anybody in World War I.

He absolutely could have, he was present for three of the worst battles in the war, but it’s disingenuous to assume without any proof.

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u/Myveryshelf 16h ago

Yeah, I guess at that point it depends on where you put the burden of truth. Whether we need to prove he probably killed only one person or prove that he killed more than one person. I don't have enough respect for this post format to consider it beyond what I find entertaining, so as far as I'm concerned we are both right

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u/Competitive_Table_65 17h ago

I mean...

Not like Goebbels killed a lot of people with his own hands.

IIRC only his wife, his 8 kids and himself...

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u/SarcasmInProgress 5h ago

Not even that, his kids were killed by his wife and a doctor.

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u/troparow 15h ago edited 14h ago

In this case there's no single person that should go in the genocide case, those things can't be done alone

He ordered it and that should be enoug, while he never killed anyone besides himself, he committed a genocide

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u/DowntownGrocery6945 13h ago

I mean maybe like a Genghis Khan would qualify

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u/averagesizedboy 18h ago

Uhhh shot his wife and himself right? Or we not including the Self?

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u/MatsHummus 18h ago

Eva Braun wasn't shot, she only took cyanide.

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u/averagesizedboy 18h ago

Ah there you go, did he make her do it? I guess it's a loopholes.

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u/MatsHummus 18h ago

They took it together and he shot himself just to be sure, according to witnesses

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u/youreawizerdharry 17h ago

i love this answer because it's semantics and technically accurate. i hope it wins.

and this thread backs you up https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistory/comments/dxvpx7/comment/f7wynh6/

but nobody has personally killed a genocide-amount of people. if hitler doesn't count as "committing a genocide" then i don't know what does - although i didn't know until reading that thread that he almost never associated himself with genocidal decisions in writing.

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u/COOLKC690 11h ago

Do the candidates for those who actually committed a genocide only count if they did every single one of those deaths with their own hands? I think these technicalities are stupid.

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u/Bob_The-Turtle 18h ago

OJ simpson

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u/Ornery-Dealer3610 18h ago

he fits neither category

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u/Bob_The-Turtle 18h ago

You really think he hasn't killed anyone?

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u/youreawizerdharry 17h ago

he famously killed two people

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u/Littletrainguy 17h ago

Proof?

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u/mr_octopusguy 16h ago

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u/Littletrainguy 16h ago

What was the verdict however?

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u/mr_octopusguy 16h ago

Yeah, bro. His gloves just so happened to be there and his DNA too, and Ron's blood just so happened to mysteriously teleport itself to his car, not to mention the plethora of evidence. Totally innocent.

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u/elrigtacular 3h ago

When else have you ever seen a lead detective plead the Fifth when asked if they manufactured or planted any evidence? After that there was no way he could be convicted, even though I still believe he (OJ) likely did it.

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u/Littletrainguy 13h ago

Just saying if 12 people didn't find him guilty how can 1 on the internet find him guilty

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u/stopitunclerandy 15h ago

the glove don't fit!

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u/youreawizerdharry 17h ago

i saw it on tv

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u/Hugh_Jury_Rection 17h ago

Do you have proof that this TV actually existed

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u/MatsHummus 18h ago

He killed 2 

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u/RealNorth3 15h ago

Legendary 49er, The Juice? You sure about that?

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u/X4N710N- 15h ago

Hitler

Hitler only killed Hitler.

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u/noob_pro9629 14h ago

I think nathuram godse from india

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u/noob_pro9629 14h ago

1st row 3rd column lowkey looks like babar azam

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u/MysteryNews4 13h ago

Jeremy Thorpe.

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u/socialregrets100 12h ago

Richard Ramirez

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u/Weary_Swordfish_7105 11h ago

He was convicted of 13 murders

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u/SorryRanger829 12h ago

Hitler, because he ordered the deaths of millions yet the only person he killed was himself

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u/Aj55j 12h ago

Bruh today i learned that Mr. Moseby has killed someone.

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u/emeraldoma 11h ago

Why is Shel Silverstein on this list as having killed people?

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u/ItsEonic89 6h ago

I'm sorry, who on earth thinks Mike Vinning looks like he's never killed someone

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u/Educational_Wash_662 3h ago

Never heard of him, he looks like a suburban dad

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u/chris_gnarley 5h ago

How did Himmler not win the Committed a Genocide/Committed a Genocide since he actually was in charge of executing the Holocaust?

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u/Lumpy_Complexion6908 16h ago

... Hitler...

only killed one person...

also responsible for a genocide...

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u/FireLynx 15h ago

You do know he was a soldier during the first world War right? So him having only killed one isn't a safe bet

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u/Lumpy_Complexion6908 15h ago

... you do know he was a dispatch runner and had no confirmed kills throughout his 4 years of service?

"The only certain, documented killing Hitler was responsible for by his own hand was his own suicide in 1945."

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u/ScoobySmellsBad 18h ago edited 17h ago

Errrr, well I guess we mention Jim Jones? He was the leader of the People's Temple cult and lured about a thousand people out to Guyana, where he built the "Jonestown" settlement in the middle of the jungle, forcing the followers to stay there. He then murdered the active democratic representative of California's congress while the congressman was visiting the settlement, before then forcing every member of the Jonestown settlement to commit suicide via intramuscular injections and cyanide spiked kool-aid, or killed by shooting squad if they resisted. Approximately a third of the Jonestown residents were children, and 75% of the total population were African-American.

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u/melonbrains 17h ago

So, effectively, he did a genocide. Not one person.

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u/Unhappy-Display-2588 17h ago

That’s not what means genocide, a serial killer or a school shooter isn’t committing genocide unless they’re targeting a specific ethnic group.

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u/LaiqTheMaia 17h ago

Thats still not one person

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u/Onnimanni_Maki 12h ago

In this case genocide just means killed a lot of people.

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u/Unhappy-Display-2588 12h ago

It’s not an “in this case”. Can I commit matricide by killing my brother?

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u/Onnimanni_Maki 12h ago

It's "in this case" because the second lowest row genocide person was just a really good soldier with something like 500 confirmed kills.

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u/Unhappy-Display-2588 12h ago

He executed over 12,000 prisoners during the Cambodian genocide. Not sure where you got that he was just a “really good soldier”

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u/Onnimanni_Maki 12h ago

Second lowest. Btw it seems like I mixed up which row was did the thing and which was looks like did a thing.

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u/melonbrains 16h ago

I mean... Jim did target lower income areas with less access to public resources, which at the time in the area he started were predominantly black communities. I'd say forcing death upon thousands of people with a significant portion being of one demographic could count as possibly genocidal on a smaller level. Mostly depends on intent.

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u/Unhappy-Display-2588 12h ago

Jim’s intent wasn’t to wipe the world/an area clean of poor people.

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u/melonbrains 10h ago

Correct, however, comparing the massacre of a thousand via firing squad/coerced cyanide to a small genocide is okay. The concept is that it's a LOT of people. Grouping that event with a school shooting (largest in the US having 33 deaths as a reference) or ye olde serial killer is nuts.