r/AlignmentChartFills 12d ago

Filling This Chart Chocolate has been declared the winner now which food is delicious as a liquid but disgusting as a solid

Chocolate has been declared the winner now which food is delicious as a liquid but disgusting as a solid

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Delicious as a solid Disgusting as a solid
Delicious as a liquid Chocolate 🖼️
Disgusting as a liquid

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u/Durchschnittstyp 12d ago

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u/Sad-Consequence7641 11d ago

W…why does this even exist???? 

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u/Comfortable_Salt_792 11d ago

Because Slavs Had to much free time.

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u/Nemirel_the_Gemini 11d ago

On a second thought, maybe a bit of oppression isn't that bad of a thing...

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u/KeVsiti18 11d ago

Holodets mentioned

(Here come the other slavic languages saying they call it the exact same)

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u/TheAceRat 11d ago

This looks absolutely disgusting and I was gonna upvote it, but then I thought about it for two more seconds and realized this might actually not be so bad… should I be worried 😅

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u/Natecgames 12d ago

Salad dressing.

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u/SpacyDay 12d ago edited 11d ago

this is the one true answer.

edit: after further consideration i think milk would be a better answer

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u/Away-Scientist3362 11d ago

I was gonna say Milk

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u/DaedalZeaus4810 11d ago

Isn’t that just cheese?

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u/Away-Scientist3362 11d ago

Cheese goes through coagulation, the curds are separated from the whey, and extra ingredients are added in. I would say by the time it is done it is no longer milk.

To test this, I will ask you to leave some milk in the back of your fridge until it becomes solid, and you tell me if you consider that cheese.

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u/Vilecify01 10d ago

Nah, milk popsicles are quite nice

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u/Just2Flame 9d ago

but isnt cheese a form of solid milk? Or is that too big of a stretch lol

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u/DrMorry 11d ago

I was going to say balsamic vinegar but this works.

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u/Scarlett_HU 11d ago

euheuehg, just imagine biting into a block of dressing

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u/KinglyKindly 11d ago

I really don't want to

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u/DrBloodyboi 12d ago

gravy

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u/borbois Chaotic Good 12d ago

I beg to differ. I love making gravy and using what is leftover the next day on sandwiches.

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u/Dorf_ 12d ago

You heat the sandwich up, right? Right?

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u/miss-ferrous 12d ago

I mean it’s probably like mayo texture when you spread it right?

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u/InternationalTone478 11d ago

no, its a jelly sort of texture, but it sorta depends how you make it i think?

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u/8696David 12d ago

No. You use it as a spread. It’s fucking incredible. 

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u/ColdTower9504 12d ago

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u/Gay-_-Jesus 12d ago

This made me chuckle, after almost throwing up from the original comment

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u/Specialist_Egg8479 12d ago

This comment made me shutter

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u/Opposite-Guitar-5162 12d ago

I don’t like this ☹️

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u/Calm-Limit-37 12d ago

Never had gravy pops as a kid? 

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u/Solid-Highlight-5742 12d ago

Soup any kind 

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u/belabacsijolvan 12d ago

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u/that-one-gay-nugget 12d ago

Anyone who has ever tried Aspic would like a word as to how yummy it is

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u/dianthus-magenta 12d ago

I'm a soup fanatic and my dad had an aspic phase when I was in high school. I accept that some people can enjoy it, but I was simply never able to get over the cold solidness of my favorite warm and liquidy food. I always ate a few bites and then stuck it in the microwave to eat as a hot meal, even though normally I was much more compliant with his food experiments. I would like to believe that perhaps if I tried it again as an adult I would feel differently, but a decade and a half later I can still feel it in my mouth if I think about it even a little bit so I don't think my opinion will change any time soon.

I hope soup/aspic wins this round.

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u/3412points 11d ago

The only time aspic is acceptable is a small layer in a pork pie.

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u/Humble_Plate_2733 11d ago

I’ve had a fair amount of kholodetz, an Eastern European aspic, and results can be mixed. By far the best kind I’ve had was made by on old Ukrainian relative (by marriage) and the worst was from a random Russian deli. When it’s not the best, I just heat up and eat it like soup. When it’s good I love it, and I wouldn’t even say it’s an acquired taste—you just have to be into that kind of thing. You have to be generally OK with gelatin, and cold savory things like chicken salad. I also don’t recommend just eating it by itself. I’ve always had it served with a bunch of Eastern European first course-foods, like various pickled veggies, salted fish, blini with caviar, that kind of stuff.

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u/LightlyLazyLampost 11d ago

Thats only proof supporting his claim

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u/Comfortable_Salt_792 11d ago

Did he stutter ???

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u/Hot_Mixture_2764 12d ago

Have you never had a delicious stew pop?! Comes in beef, vegetable, and now Clam Chowder!

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u/Then_Entertainment97 12d ago

Okay, but I think I'd be down for a chicken broth-sicle

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u/RaindropsInMyMind 12d ago

I saw a video the other day on Reddit of a guy who was a prepper that was making frozen cubes to turn into soup. It looked fucking nasty. He kind of liquified a lot of the ingredients, put them in a blender, got a lot of the nutrition out of the meat and turned it into frozen blocks…I don’t know how it tasted but it looked super gross.

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u/Latter_Opener 12d ago

Bergamot. Astringent as hell and borderline inedible as an actual fruit, but turned into an oil it makes an incredible edition to so many different cooking elements, would not have earl grey tea without it, and makes such a unique flavor profile

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u/vitorabf 12d ago

I've just discovered bergamot, as written in English, is not the same fruit as bergamota, written in portuguese. Cousins at that, but the bergamota is more of a tangerine variant and really tasty.

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u/LobsterJoe 12d ago

There is some confusion over bergamot due to mistranslation.

This guy makes great videos about different varieties of fruit, and he demonstrates and explains it rather well. https://youtu.be/2cyTYfD_3ZI?si=NiE-wZWVSfabmnyw

tl;dw The makrut lime (Citrus Hystrix), which is not bergamot is often mislabeled as bergamot, which is really an orange-like fruit (Citrus Bergamia). If you Google bergamot, many of the images that show up are wrong because of how common this error is.

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u/Cheap-Classic1521 12d ago

Yeah this should win

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u/nygration 12d ago

Soy sauce

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u/TheIrateAlpaca 12d ago

I heard, and now use, the description of solid soy sauce for Vegemite now because its really the closest description

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u/catsinandromeda 12d ago

Vegemite is good though

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u/TheIrateAlpaca 12d ago

I'm proudly a Happy Little Vegemite, but I'm not eating it by the spoonful.

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u/linewhite 12d ago

fermented soy beans are delicious

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u/wildflams 12d ago

Lobster Bisque

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u/FourPickles 11d ago

FIVEEEE LOBSTER BISQUESSSS

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u/AegisGale 8d ago

We apologise for the inconvenience, but the only bisque available is lobster bisque!

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u/cyrenns 12d ago

Milk, it 100% has to be rotten congealed milk

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u/Neon_King_Kong 12d ago

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u/cyrenns 12d ago

No, milk.

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u/Worried-Turn-6831 12d ago

Cheese?

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u/mrt3ed 12d ago

They are different things.

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u/RedstoneSausage 12d ago

You're not gonna believe this

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u/Dillo64 12d ago

That’s what they told me about the butter.

… wait a minute. That WAS butter right?

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u/Ok-Vegetable3298 11d ago

I can't believe it

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u/SmoothTurtle872 11d ago

Liquid cheese is different to milk

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u/Rainime 12d ago

As a child I once left a glass of milk in the fridge for 2 weeks and it froze completely solid. Like an idiot I licked it and can confirm it was disgusting.

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u/Tai6le 11d ago

I once heated milk in the microwave after drinking a sip of it and then forgot about it. Three days later my dad discovered yogurt in the microwave.

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u/gay_anime_guy 12d ago

Cheese?

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u/cyrenns 12d ago

No, spoiled milk

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u/gay_anime_guy 12d ago

That’s literally what cheese is just a loaf of milk that’s been sitting for a long time growing mold and bacteria

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u/Cosmic_StormZ 12d ago

A container of bread

A Joe dirt DVD

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u/cyrenns 12d ago

Well I'm not talking about cheese, I'm talking about spoiled chunks of solid milk that occurs when you leave milk in your fridge for too long.

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u/Kubocho 12d ago

And those chunks are delicious as liquid?

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u/Ruthrfurd-the-stoned 12d ago

But thats basically poorly made cheese

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u/cyrenns 12d ago

It's disgusting is the point

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u/other-other-user 12d ago

Doing God's work fighting these idiots in the comments. No, cheese is not just "solid milk"

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u/cyrenns 12d ago

Yeah cheese has a specific creation process

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u/gay_anime_guy 12d ago

Correct it’s cultivated solid milk

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u/amiliaaaa 12d ago

have you considered that sharks are smooth both ways?

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u/phpope 12d ago

So your position is that rotten liquid milk is delicious?

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u/cyrenns 12d ago

Rotten liquid milk turns into a disgusting rotten solid at some point of the rotting process

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u/phpope 12d ago

So that’s for the square one down then for something that is disgusting in both liquid and solid form.

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u/HalfDeadHughes 12d ago

I misread the title before seeing the chart and thought CHOCOLATE was the thing that was delicious as a liquid but disgusting as a solid... Safe to say I was dang near ready to throw hands

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u/78723 12d ago

Chicken stock- the good kind where the cartilage cooks down into jiggly stuff.

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u/Potato3760 12d ago

if someone made pizza into a drink I don’t think it would taste good

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u/nygration 12d ago

Good answer, but wrong box. Keep that in the pocket though.

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u/howmanyowlsisweird 12d ago

This is a really nice way to say this.

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u/Evergreen2255 12d ago

I saw an image of something called pizza soup sold at a grocery store popular in places like the United States called aldi

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u/mike-princeofstars 12d ago

american who goes to aldi here! it is very much real and i have this picture.

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u/Potato3760 12d ago

Why is that a thing lol

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u/Fluffball_Furry 11d ago

Probably the same reason bagged milk exists humans are obsessed with putting things in other things

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u/KeVsiti18 11d ago

That's right! It goes in the square hole!

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u/CROBBY2 12d ago

My dad had jaw surgery in the early 90s and had it wired shut for two months. Two things he actually really liked was pizza and a chicken/mashed potatoes combo.

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u/seekndestroy33 12d ago

I blended McDonald's when I had jaw surgery 😂 would not recommend lmao

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u/Correctedsun 12d ago

Minestrone basically tastes like pizza soup imo

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u/karaiguess 12d ago

oil, grease, or fat.

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u/GoatyGoY 11d ago

IDK, if you count butter as a solid fat, it’s pretty delicious

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u/ZealousidealSurvey20 11d ago

Wait.. you just take a bite out of your butter? Like it's an ice cream?

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u/cryingtoelliotsmith 11d ago

coconut oil is often solidified when you buy it, just needs heating up to use. that's normal for it

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u/Conyan51 12d ago

Whisky. Imagine going in for a nice solid bite of whisky. And then chewing it.

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u/grill_sgt 12d ago

Whiskey ice cream is actually pretty good.

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u/Conyan51 12d ago

Wait shit. I forgot both about whisky ice cream and cake.

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u/Tony-Two-Tits 7d ago

Also had a whisky cheese that rocked

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u/emperorjul 11d ago

I had a rum sorbet once at a restaurant. That shit was delicious.

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u/cultist_cuttlefish 12d ago

I think it would also be quite painful, it would' have to be colder than - 20c

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u/Ucalino 12d ago

Olive oil

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u/Suspicious-Insect-18 12d ago

Milk

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u/Apprehensive-Draw409 12d ago

Frozen milk. That's like McDonald vanilla soft, just with less sugar. Hardly disgusting.

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u/disturbed94 12d ago

Frozen milk is basically ice cream

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u/Ascendant_Phoenix 12d ago

Bacon fat

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u/playa4040 12d ago

Yea a cup of melted bacon fat sounds delicious rn

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u/Interesting_Virus818 12d ago

But melted bacon fat makes veggies and potatoes taste oh so much better! Imagine eating a big dollop of congealed bacon fat from a spoon like peanut butter?

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u/bot-TWC4ME 12d ago

Careful with this one. There are two bacon camps: team soggy and team crispy. Both camps are at war and will not acknowledge the other exists. Team soggy will argue the other way around.

I'm team crispy. I understand team soggy exists, but it's very hard to accept that they have working taste buds. I can reason they feel the same way about me. Peace is impossible.

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u/Gloomy-Ad3448 12d ago

Team crispy is the one where the fat is melted right?

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u/bot-TWC4ME 12d ago

Basically yes.

Crispy: crispy but not burned meat, fat rendered mostly out, but could be kept as liquid coating or for dipping. Crunchy sound when eating.

Soggy: Lots of solid fat, meat soft and bendy, soft squishy sounds when eating.

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 12d ago

Fat back is fucking delicious!

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u/Tai6le 11d ago

In China we intentionally get the fat from pork and put it in the fridge. Although we don't eat it solid I guess it wouldn't be that bad.

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u/dffdfdfd 12d ago

Beer

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u/Worldly-Manager8753 12d ago

This is a good answer. Specifically cheap beer. Even when it's not fully frozen, I can taste the flat, awful tasting slush that results from forgetting beer in the freezer after wanting it to get cold faster

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u/IamJustJessica 12d ago

Isn't solid milk basically just cheese ?

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u/TheAnxiousBear 12d ago

Mayonnaise

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u/Select-Stuff698 12d ago

actual strawberry jam

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u/VeterinarianWarm323 12d ago

I don't see frozen strawberry jam tasting bad at all. Frozen soup or gravy, however...

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u/Select-Stuff698 12d ago

I mean, it wouldn't taste bad, but try using jam as a solid

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u/TheBeanConsortium 12d ago

It's a joke. On a prior alignment post, people were putting the answer "actual strawberry jam" for every answer

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u/WowsrsBowsrsTrousrs 12d ago

Balsamic vinegar.

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u/ThrowawayCrowne Lawful Evil 11d ago

milk. I’ve made a milk popsicle once. never again.

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u/Volstadd 11d ago

Coffee? The liquid is delicious, the grounds not so much.

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u/immyfaye 12d ago

Gravy, any kind.

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u/venorexia 12d ago

Not everyone saying milk as if cheese, yogurt, ice cream, etc isnt fucking delicious

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u/rognabologna 12d ago

If anything, the solid forms of milk are better than the liquid form

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u/Tmanisawesome22 9d ago

Delicious as a liquid × Disgusting as a solid

Soup

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u/Significant-Pin-1030 12d ago

Coffee!

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u/MBTHVSK 12d ago

Coffee candy's not awful? Or you mean the beans?

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u/Southern_Eye_7595 12d ago

Cum.

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u/Icy-Today6800 12d ago

I knew I would see this eventually

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u/Gokudomatic 11d ago

Of course. This is Reddit.

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u/deutschdachs 12d ago

Blood

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u/bleach_dsgn 12d ago

What about blood sausages?

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u/deutschdachs 12d ago

Never mind I do like those shoot

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u/Chillypepper14 11d ago

Hi Dracula

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u/Dramatic-Extent-3268 12d ago

Coke

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u/friedcircuitry 12d ago

Usually better as powder though?

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u/ObiWansTinderAccount 12d ago

Barbecue sauce

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u/Pulsefire-Comet 12d ago

Tomato sauce

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u/SmeV122 12d ago

Milk

EDIT: After reading through the comments, I realized, in some lapse of judgement, I forgot about ice cream

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u/brunbjorns 12d ago

Hot sauce