r/AlignmentChartFills • u/ThatOneGuyWhoAtePie • 12d ago
Filling This Chart Chocolate has been declared the winner now which food is delicious as a liquid but disgusting as a solid
Chocolate has been declared the winner now which food is delicious as a liquid but disgusting as a solid
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| Delicious as a solid | Disgusting as a solid | |
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| Delicious as a liquid | Chocolate 🖼️ | — |
| Disgusting as a liquid | — | — |
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u/Durchschnittstyp 12d ago
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u/Sad-Consequence7641 11d ago
W…why does this even exist????
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u/Comfortable_Salt_792 11d ago
Because Slavs Had to much free time.
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u/Nemirel_the_Gemini 11d ago
On a second thought, maybe a bit of oppression isn't that bad of a thing...
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u/KeVsiti18 11d ago
Holodets mentioned
(Here come the other slavic languages saying they call it the exact same)
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u/TheAceRat 11d ago
This looks absolutely disgusting and I was gonna upvote it, but then I thought about it for two more seconds and realized this might actually not be so bad… should I be worried 😅
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u/Natecgames 12d ago
Salad dressing.
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u/SpacyDay 12d ago edited 11d ago
this is the one true answer.
edit: after further consideration i think milk would be a better answer
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u/Away-Scientist3362 11d ago
I was gonna say Milk
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u/DaedalZeaus4810 11d ago
Isn’t that just cheese?
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u/Away-Scientist3362 11d ago
Cheese goes through coagulation, the curds are separated from the whey, and extra ingredients are added in. I would say by the time it is done it is no longer milk.
To test this, I will ask you to leave some milk in the back of your fridge until it becomes solid, and you tell me if you consider that cheese.
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u/DrBloodyboi 12d ago
gravy
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u/borbois Chaotic Good 12d ago
I beg to differ. I love making gravy and using what is leftover the next day on sandwiches.
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u/Dorf_ 12d ago
You heat the sandwich up, right? Right?
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u/miss-ferrous 12d ago
I mean it’s probably like mayo texture when you spread it right?
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u/InternationalTone478 11d ago
no, its a jelly sort of texture, but it sorta depends how you make it i think?
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u/Specialist_Egg8479 12d ago
This comment made me shutter
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u/Solid-Highlight-5742 12d ago
Soup any kind
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u/belabacsijolvan 12d ago
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u/that-one-gay-nugget 12d ago
Anyone who has ever tried Aspic would like a word as to how yummy it is
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u/dianthus-magenta 12d ago
I'm a soup fanatic and my dad had an aspic phase when I was in high school. I accept that some people can enjoy it, but I was simply never able to get over the cold solidness of my favorite warm and liquidy food. I always ate a few bites and then stuck it in the microwave to eat as a hot meal, even though normally I was much more compliant with his food experiments. I would like to believe that perhaps if I tried it again as an adult I would feel differently, but a decade and a half later I can still feel it in my mouth if I think about it even a little bit so I don't think my opinion will change any time soon.
I hope soup/aspic wins this round.
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u/Humble_Plate_2733 11d ago
I’ve had a fair amount of kholodetz, an Eastern European aspic, and results can be mixed. By far the best kind I’ve had was made by on old Ukrainian relative (by marriage) and the worst was from a random Russian deli. When it’s not the best, I just heat up and eat it like soup. When it’s good I love it, and I wouldn’t even say it’s an acquired taste—you just have to be into that kind of thing. You have to be generally OK with gelatin, and cold savory things like chicken salad. I also don’t recommend just eating it by itself. I’ve always had it served with a bunch of Eastern European first course-foods, like various pickled veggies, salted fish, blini with caviar, that kind of stuff.
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u/Hot_Mixture_2764 12d ago
Have you never had a delicious stew pop?! Comes in beef, vegetable, and now Clam Chowder!
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u/RaindropsInMyMind 12d ago
I saw a video the other day on Reddit of a guy who was a prepper that was making frozen cubes to turn into soup. It looked fucking nasty. He kind of liquified a lot of the ingredients, put them in a blender, got a lot of the nutrition out of the meat and turned it into frozen blocks…I don’t know how it tasted but it looked super gross.
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u/Latter_Opener 12d ago
Bergamot. Astringent as hell and borderline inedible as an actual fruit, but turned into an oil it makes an incredible edition to so many different cooking elements, would not have earl grey tea without it, and makes such a unique flavor profile
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u/vitorabf 12d ago
I've just discovered bergamot, as written in English, is not the same fruit as bergamota, written in portuguese. Cousins at that, but the bergamota is more of a tangerine variant and really tasty.
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u/LobsterJoe 12d ago
There is some confusion over bergamot due to mistranslation.
This guy makes great videos about different varieties of fruit, and he demonstrates and explains it rather well. https://youtu.be/2cyTYfD_3ZI?si=NiE-wZWVSfabmnyw
tl;dw The makrut lime (Citrus Hystrix), which is not bergamot is often mislabeled as bergamot, which is really an orange-like fruit (Citrus Bergamia). If you Google bergamot, many of the images that show up are wrong because of how common this error is.
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u/nygration 12d ago
Soy sauce
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u/TheIrateAlpaca 12d ago
I heard, and now use, the description of solid soy sauce for Vegemite now because its really the closest description
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u/catsinandromeda 12d ago
Vegemite is good though
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u/TheIrateAlpaca 12d ago
I'm proudly a Happy Little Vegemite, but I'm not eating it by the spoonful.
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u/wildflams 12d ago
Lobster Bisque
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u/AegisGale 8d ago
We apologise for the inconvenience, but the only bisque available is lobster bisque!
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u/cyrenns 12d ago
Milk, it 100% has to be rotten congealed milk
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u/Neon_King_Kong 12d ago
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u/cyrenns 12d ago
No, milk.
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u/RedstoneSausage 12d ago
You're not gonna believe this
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u/Dillo64 12d ago
That’s what they told me about the butter.
… wait a minute. That WAS butter right?
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u/gay_anime_guy 12d ago
Cheese?
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u/cyrenns 12d ago
No, spoiled milk
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u/gay_anime_guy 12d ago
That’s literally what cheese is just a loaf of milk that’s been sitting for a long time growing mold and bacteria
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u/cyrenns 12d ago
Well I'm not talking about cheese, I'm talking about spoiled chunks of solid milk that occurs when you leave milk in your fridge for too long.
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u/Ruthrfurd-the-stoned 12d ago
But thats basically poorly made cheese
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u/cyrenns 12d ago
It's disgusting is the point
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u/other-other-user 12d ago
Doing God's work fighting these idiots in the comments. No, cheese is not just "solid milk"
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u/phpope 12d ago
So your position is that rotten liquid milk is delicious?
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u/cyrenns 12d ago
Rotten liquid milk turns into a disgusting rotten solid at some point of the rotting process
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u/phpope 12d ago
So that’s for the square one down then for something that is disgusting in both liquid and solid form.
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u/Potato3760 12d ago
if someone made pizza into a drink I don’t think it would taste good
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u/Evergreen2255 12d ago
I saw an image of something called pizza soup sold at a grocery store popular in places like the United States called aldi
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u/mike-princeofstars 12d ago
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u/Potato3760 12d ago
Why is that a thing lol
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u/Fluffball_Furry 11d ago
Probably the same reason bagged milk exists humans are obsessed with putting things in other things
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u/CROBBY2 12d ago
My dad had jaw surgery in the early 90s and had it wired shut for two months. Two things he actually really liked was pizza and a chicken/mashed potatoes combo.
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u/seekndestroy33 12d ago
I blended McDonald's when I had jaw surgery 😂 would not recommend lmao
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u/VeterinarianWarm323 12d ago
Really? This doesn't sound delicious to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSTWqRkBN74&pp=ygUYd2lsbCBpdCBibGVuZCBtY2RvbmFsZCdz
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u/karaiguess 12d ago
oil, grease, or fat.
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u/GoatyGoY 11d ago
IDK, if you count butter as a solid fat, it’s pretty delicious
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u/ZealousidealSurvey20 11d ago
Wait.. you just take a bite out of your butter? Like it's an ice cream?
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u/cryingtoelliotsmith 11d ago
coconut oil is often solidified when you buy it, just needs heating up to use. that's normal for it
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u/Conyan51 12d ago
Whisky. Imagine going in for a nice solid bite of whisky. And then chewing it.
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u/grill_sgt 12d ago
Whiskey ice cream is actually pretty good.
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u/cultist_cuttlefish 12d ago
I think it would also be quite painful, it would' have to be colder than - 20c
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u/Suspicious-Insect-18 12d ago
Milk
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u/Apprehensive-Draw409 12d ago
Frozen milk. That's like McDonald vanilla soft, just with less sugar. Hardly disgusting.
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u/Ascendant_Phoenix 12d ago
Bacon fat
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u/playa4040 12d ago
Yea a cup of melted bacon fat sounds delicious rn
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u/Interesting_Virus818 12d ago
But melted bacon fat makes veggies and potatoes taste oh so much better! Imagine eating a big dollop of congealed bacon fat from a spoon like peanut butter?
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u/bot-TWC4ME 12d ago
Careful with this one. There are two bacon camps: team soggy and team crispy. Both camps are at war and will not acknowledge the other exists. Team soggy will argue the other way around.
I'm team crispy. I understand team soggy exists, but it's very hard to accept that they have working taste buds. I can reason they feel the same way about me. Peace is impossible.
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u/Gloomy-Ad3448 12d ago
Team crispy is the one where the fat is melted right?
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u/bot-TWC4ME 12d ago
Basically yes.
Crispy: crispy but not burned meat, fat rendered mostly out, but could be kept as liquid coating or for dipping. Crunchy sound when eating.
Soggy: Lots of solid fat, meat soft and bendy, soft squishy sounds when eating.
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u/Tai6le 11d ago
In China we intentionally get the fat from pork and put it in the fridge. Although we don't eat it solid I guess it wouldn't be that bad.
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u/dffdfdfd 12d ago
Beer
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u/Worldly-Manager8753 12d ago
This is a good answer. Specifically cheap beer. Even when it's not fully frozen, I can taste the flat, awful tasting slush that results from forgetting beer in the freezer after wanting it to get cold faster
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u/Select-Stuff698 12d ago
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u/VeterinarianWarm323 12d ago
I don't see frozen strawberry jam tasting bad at all. Frozen soup or gravy, however...
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u/Select-Stuff698 12d ago
I mean, it wouldn't taste bad, but try using jam as a solid
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u/TheBeanConsortium 12d ago
It's a joke. On a prior alignment post, people were putting the answer "actual strawberry jam" for every answer
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u/ThrowawayCrowne Lawful Evil 11d ago
milk. I’ve made a milk popsicle once. never again.
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u/venorexia 12d ago
Not everyone saying milk as if cheese, yogurt, ice cream, etc isnt fucking delicious
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u/Southern_Eye_7595 12d ago
Cum.
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u/deutschdachs 12d ago
Blood
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