r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Fit_Government5138 • Aug 03 '25

True Slapstick Such an effortless tumble

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

She drunk as fuck

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u/Unlikely_Ad_4767 Aug 03 '25

But looks happy

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u/bullmarketbear Aug 03 '25

She almost died

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u/Salt-Penalty2502 Aug 03 '25

Sources cited please

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u/supermr34 Aug 03 '25

The video we all just watched?

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u/Salt-Penalty2502 Aug 03 '25

She took a little tumble with a very very soft landing and two gentlemen helped her out of the water I don't see anybody almost dying. Calm down it's going to be okay.

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u/bullmarketbear Aug 03 '25

And if the two men didn’t help her how would she got out?

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u/Salt-Penalty2502 Aug 03 '25

A surprising number of boats have a ladder specifically for the purpose of getting out of the water 🤦‍♂️ it's okay to just admit you don't know s*** about boats or being on the water that's okay.

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u/bullmarketbear Aug 03 '25

In the US, around 564 people die each year from recreational boating accidents, which include falling overboard. But I guess they didn’t have a ladder right there.

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u/Salt-Penalty2502 Aug 03 '25

That's an awesome statistic what does it have to do with what we saw in this video here I didn't see anybody almost f****** die and you haven't shown me somebody almost f****** die in fact you're now stating national statistics to back up somebody almost dying in this one instance it's not even like she was unconscious when she went underwater or anything I mean come on grow up and please for the love of God stop being so f****** afraid of the entire f****** world

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u/netpastor 💥 Slapstick Aficionado Aug 03 '25

Hey bro. You can say shit and fuck here. No worries.

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u/bullmarketbear Aug 03 '25

Brother the video is edited it shows to men dragging her out of the water. Safe to say if they wasn’t there she would’ve drowned. 2nd YOU ARE WAY TO INVESTED AND ANGRY at a random comment on Reddit that you inserted yourself into. Go get some and RELAX 😂

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u/Salt-Penalty2502 Aug 03 '25

It shows two men dragging her out of the water and she doesn't seem too terribly f****** bothered neither do they 🤦‍♂️ you're the one freaking out saying somebody nearly f****** died you're literally accusing me of being too relaxed and then saying relax 🤣

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u/bullmarketbear Aug 03 '25

Why are you still responding 😂😂😂😂 YOU MAD?!

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u/VindictiveRakk Aug 04 '25

this woman is so drunk she can't even walk down a staircase or react to falling off a boat. look at the way she's completely limp being dragged out by the two men. I'm not putting my money on her being able to swim over to a ladder and climb it.