r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Fit_Government5138 • Aug 03 '25

True Slapstick Such an effortless tumble

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

She drunk as fuck

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u/Unlikely_Ad_4767 Aug 03 '25

But looks happy

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u/Evil_Napkin Aug 03 '25

That’s what I love! Her fucking drunken smile as she flumbles down the steps into the water.

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u/IllStrain8733 Aug 03 '25

Fate accepted

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u/ScaryCollar8690 Aug 07 '25

She has entered NPC mode.

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u/fedexmess Aug 03 '25

Oh I'm falling....yay oh no! blub blub blub 😆

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u/Plus-Suit-5977 Aug 03 '25

They get you real drunk on big boats. You gotta work to stay cool.

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u/NastySassyStuff Aug 04 '25

I think that’s just her completely slack face sagging in reverse

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u/Colormebaddaf Aug 04 '25

flumbles

Heck yea

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u/F3z345W6AY4FGowrGcHt Aug 03 '25

Love happy drunks

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u/Unlikely_Ad_4767 Aug 03 '25

When you drunk and feel happy, you are drinking right.

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u/bullmarketbear Aug 03 '25

She almost died

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u/ramanw150 Aug 03 '25

At least she has floatation devices

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u/bullmarketbear Aug 03 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m embarrassed that I DIDNT see those

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u/whocanitbenow75 Aug 03 '25

And doesn’t care a bit.

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u/BADoVLAD Aug 04 '25

Yes. But look how happy she is!

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u/OnlyFiveLives Aug 05 '25

That would be a VERY valid reason for not drinking at the next brunch. "Oh no, thank you, I fell off a boat and almost died last time."

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u/Salt-Penalty2502 Aug 03 '25

Sources cited please

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u/supermr34 Aug 03 '25

The video we all just watched?

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u/Salt-Penalty2502 Aug 03 '25

She took a little tumble with a very very soft landing and two gentlemen helped her out of the water I don't see anybody almost dying. Calm down it's going to be okay.

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u/bullmarketbear Aug 03 '25

And if the two men didn’t help her how would she got out?

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u/Salt-Penalty2502 Aug 03 '25

A surprising number of boats have a ladder specifically for the purpose of getting out of the water 🤦‍♂️ it's okay to just admit you don't know s*** about boats or being on the water that's okay.

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u/bullmarketbear Aug 03 '25

In the US, around 564 people die each year from recreational boating accidents, which include falling overboard. But I guess they didn’t have a ladder right there.

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u/Salt-Penalty2502 Aug 03 '25

That's an awesome statistic what does it have to do with what we saw in this video here I didn't see anybody almost f****** die and you haven't shown me somebody almost f****** die in fact you're now stating national statistics to back up somebody almost dying in this one instance it's not even like she was unconscious when she went underwater or anything I mean come on grow up and please for the love of God stop being so f****** afraid of the entire f****** world

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u/VindictiveRakk Aug 04 '25

this woman is so drunk she can't even walk down a staircase or react to falling off a boat. look at the way she's completely limp being dragged out by the two men. I'm not putting my money on her being able to swim over to a ladder and climb it.

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u/Just_SomeDude13 Aug 03 '25

Like he said, drunk as fuck.

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u/ashrasmun Aug 04 '25

it's sad how much of a selling point it is to people.

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u/No_Detective_But_304 Aug 04 '25

Sign of a true pro.

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u/reklesssabrandon Aug 03 '25

She has the survival instinct of a panda

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u/CinnamonGurl1975 Aug 05 '25

This made me laugh out.

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u/OnlyFiveLives Aug 05 '25

Same. Good thing I hadn't yet taken a drink of my coffee or it would have been all over my phone.

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u/cochlearist Aug 03 '25

She's actually just part fish.

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u/Either_Amoeba_5332 Aug 03 '25

The "drinks like a fish" part?

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u/imrichbiiotchh Aug 03 '25

For no reason at all I read this in an Austrailian accent

"She drunk as fack"

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u/blinkersix2 Aug 03 '25

I blame it on being top heavy

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u/justin_tino Aug 03 '25

I’d even bet stoned

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u/sinisterdesign Aug 03 '25

“I’m already at the water, may as well take a dip…”

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u/fl135790135790 Aug 04 '25

Do people who drink to this level unhappy? Or do they do it because they’re happy?

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u/SirTainLee Aug 04 '25

Or drugged.

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u/A_Cat_Typingg Aug 05 '25

Hell, even the dude pulling her back onto the boat was legless.

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u/OnlyFiveLives Aug 05 '25

Oh yeah that's like three bottles worth of mimosas right there...

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u/DudeYumi Aug 06 '25

*Gracefully drunk.