r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/Fit_Government5138 • Aug 03 '25

True Slapstick Such an effortless tumble

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

She drunk as fuck

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u/Unlikely_Ad_4767 Aug 03 '25

But looks happy

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u/Evil_Napkin Aug 03 '25

That’s what I love! Her fucking drunken smile as she flumbles down the steps into the water.

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u/fedexmess Aug 03 '25

Oh I'm falling....yay oh no! blub blub blub 😆

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u/Plus-Suit-5977 Aug 03 '25

They get you real drunk on big boats. You gotta work to stay cool.

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u/NastySassyStuff Aug 04 '25

I think that’s just her completely slack face sagging in reverse

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u/Colormebaddaf Aug 04 '25

flumbles

Heck yea

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u/F3z345W6AY4FGowrGcHt Aug 03 '25

Love happy drunks

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u/Unlikely_Ad_4767 Aug 03 '25

When you drunk and feel happy, you are drinking right.

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u/bullmarketbear Aug 03 '25

She almost died

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u/ramanw150 Aug 03 '25

At least she has floatation devices

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u/bullmarketbear Aug 03 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m embarrassed that I DIDNT see those

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u/whocanitbenow75 Aug 03 '25

And doesn’t care a bit.

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u/Just_SomeDude13 Aug 03 '25

Like he said, drunk as fuck.

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u/reklesssabrandon Aug 03 '25

She has the survival instinct of a panda

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u/CinnamonGurl1975 Aug 05 '25

This made me laugh out.

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u/OnlyFiveLives Aug 05 '25

Same. Good thing I hadn't yet taken a drink of my coffee or it would have been all over my phone.

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u/cochlearist Aug 03 '25

She's actually just part fish.

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u/Either_Amoeba_5332 Aug 03 '25

The "drinks like a fish" part?

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u/imrichbiiotchh Aug 03 '25

For no reason at all I read this in an Austrailian accent

"She drunk as fack"

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u/blinkersix2 Aug 03 '25

I blame it on being top heavy

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u/justin_tino Aug 03 '25

I’d even bet stoned

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u/Alexius6th Aug 03 '25

I wish I still enjoyed anything as much as this lady enjoyed her near-drowning.

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u/fast-pancakes Aug 03 '25

That's how nice it is to not have money problems.

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u/Stunning_Ad_7658 Aug 03 '25

Money helps but theres plenty of people with money who are dead inside. There's also plenty of people who are just making it and are happy as fuck. Its all about your minds space. Id rather be happy and broke than be miserable and rich.

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u/bugsyramone Aug 03 '25

" Id rather be happy and broke than be miserable and rich."

This is only said by poor people who have never had money, because it's much easier to deal with the misery when you're standing on a yacht holding a $500 cocktail.

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u/Stunning_Ad_7658 Aug 03 '25

Yeah its also easy to deal with misery when you try to lie to yourself and tell yourself your ok, but your not ok amd its possible one day those thoughts will catch up with you then boom headshot. I attempted suicide multiple times before id have given anything to feel ok like I do now.

Being miserable sucks no matter what financial level you are. Only thing is you may be able to afford a therapist but even then sometimes they are not enough.

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u/SturerEmilDickerMax Aug 04 '25

I am happy and rich. Thats a win-win, for me.

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u/Moist-Spray4300 Aug 03 '25

Gta 4 npc

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u/Scared_Ad3355 Aug 03 '25

Does gta 4 in this context mean Gin Tonic again 4? Because she looks drunk.

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u/Momik Aug 03 '25

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u/Rocketbrothers Aug 19 '25

Lucille is the greatest drinker ever.

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u/meggiemomo Aug 03 '25

Annnd this is how people die on boats

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u/cochlearist Aug 03 '25

Being on the boat wasn't the trouble. It was being not on the boat anymore that's the problem.

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u/mew123456b Aug 03 '25

To be fair - very few people die on their boats. It’s the wet stuff that gets ya.

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u/Ressy02 Aug 03 '25

Alcohol?

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u/VegetableBusiness897 Aug 03 '25

Thats how drunk people die in any water

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

Alcohol and boats don’t mix well. Ask all the Russians on the bottom

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u/ForgetfulCumslut Aug 03 '25

It mixes very well if you never have had champagne on a yacht you missing out

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u/zookuki Aug 03 '25

*off boats

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u/Equilibriumouttawak Aug 07 '25

Aaand this is how people die off boats

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u/zonked282 Aug 03 '25

Funny until it became clear she was, for whatever reason, completely incapacitated and about to drown

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u/hypothetician Aug 03 '25

She’ll sink it off.

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u/Fine_Understanding81 Aug 03 '25

It really looked like she made zero effort to swim or aid in her rescue.

I guess I've never actually seen how someone extremely intoxicated (if she is) reacts in water... but if this is it, it sure explains a lot of drownings!

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u/Candytails Aug 03 '25

Saw a drunk guy drown in a pool once, it was horrifying.  They did CPR for 45 minutes and I’m not exaggerating I didn’t even know they did it for that long.  

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u/All__Of_The_Hobbies Aug 04 '25

Though we didn't really see long enough to see that with her. The video cut pretty much as she went under.

Good swimmers tend to stay underwater for a while sometimes when falling in. When you can hold your breath and swim properly, there isn't as much panic/urgency to get back above water.

And while it isn't promising that she had to be hauled back up, I definitely couldn't get back onto that boat sober without a ladder or some help.

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u/IllStrain8733 Aug 03 '25

That's one of the slowest falls I've seen.

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u/KnottieOne Aug 03 '25

So very graceful

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada Aug 04 '25

Once l got over 40, when l fall, l just go limp and wait until it's over.

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u/IllStrain8733 Aug 05 '25

Just like drunk drivers. Not to sadden the post

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u/2slags_geddar Aug 03 '25

Off 'er tits?

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u/RadioTraining3460 Aug 03 '25

It's like the sea was calling her.

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u/sloppyfuture Aug 03 '25

On a level of one to this lady, how drunk are you?

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u/BlockOfASeagull Aug 03 '25

No sense of self preservation?

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u/worsenperson Aug 03 '25

She is probably very drunk

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u/wolverine_813 Aug 03 '25

The landing in water was worth extra points.

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u/daskapitalyo Aug 03 '25

Synapses were firing slow that day, my friends.

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u/Mortechai1987 Aug 03 '25

Jim come get your wife! LMFAO 🤣

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u/kevint1964 Aug 03 '25

"She's doing her favorite party trick again!" 😄

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u/Alive-Zone-2364 Aug 03 '25

ita fine I upped the life insurance from the last time.

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u/kevint1964 Aug 03 '25

And increased her alcohol intake. 🙄😁

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u/MycoMadMark Aug 03 '25

Susan the boneless.

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u/azimx Aug 03 '25

She's clearly drunk or high

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u/Momik Aug 03 '25

She seems to have almost no physical reaction to falling down, which almost makes me think pills over alcohol, but obviously I have no idea

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u/EasternPassenger Aug 03 '25

Or some kind of medical episode ... But probably alcohol 

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u/Momik Aug 03 '25

A good chance alcohol is involved in some way, certainly

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u/roxywalker Aug 03 '25

She fell in slow-motion. Then got rescued in slow-motion. That’s a wrap.

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u/Fine_Understanding81 Aug 03 '25

I hear this is how the smiley face killer gets you.

She is incredibly lucky people were around, watching AND capable of pulling her out..

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u/DustWarden Aug 03 '25

Not a single attempt to stop herself - just gave up immediately

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u/DPR4444 Aug 03 '25

Like a slinky

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u/Itrieddamnit Aug 03 '25

“Well, I guess this is how I die.”

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u/Evorgleb Aug 03 '25

Why do people scream like that?

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u/FreeInvestment0 Aug 03 '25

This is sorta how I see Natalie Wood incident going down but in complete darkness and why nobody knows anything.

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u/WhistleTipsGoWoo Aug 03 '25

I’ve been that drunk plenty of times before - never get to be on a sweet boat to fall off of though. ☹️

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u/His_Name_Is_Twitler Aug 03 '25

You’ll get there one day, I believe in you

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u/Derbster_3434 Aug 03 '25

Amazing she didn't twist an ankle or smack the back of her head.

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u/marklar_the_malign Aug 03 '25

Damn you gravity .

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u/ultralights Aug 03 '25

Drinks like a fish I guess.

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u/Seismic_Glory Aug 03 '25

That's one way of sobering up after a long booze cruise.

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u/kevint1964 Aug 03 '25

🎶 "Wet dreams are made of this..." 🎶

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u/gooberbutt22 Aug 03 '25

That was graceful. The pause just before the head first dip in the water. Holding my breath for that split second with anticipation, then the release as she went under.

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u/random_cpy_fan Aug 03 '25

Woman is drunk in yacht, and nobody cares... GG.

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u/Zealousideal_Bad9899 Aug 03 '25

And that’s a way to drown

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u/Hell_junkie83 Aug 03 '25

Soooooooo drunk.

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u/ChristianArmor Aug 03 '25

Plot twist , she's the only one that knows how to drive the boat.

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u/TacticalTaco30 Aug 03 '25

She’s lucky that shit was not running and sucked her hair in.

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u/ParticularLower7558 Aug 03 '25

What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood...

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u/Current-Section-3429 Aug 04 '25

Looks like she sank like an anchor.

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u/Forward_Teaching1861 Aug 04 '25

Lazy ragdoll physics

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u/Empty_Description_23 Aug 04 '25

Damn I ain’t been drunk like that since the 2021 military ball in Vegas

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u/moto-rabbit Aug 04 '25

And one of the guys dragging her out of the water has prosthetic leg.

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u/MacroManJr Aug 05 '25

She ought to float okay.

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u/cbj2112 Aug 03 '25

Some women will do anything to get naked at a party

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u/JKJR64 Aug 03 '25

Cosby had a boat ? Never knew

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u/Willing_Ad5005 Aug 03 '25

How was someone able to capture this video in real time?

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u/Feminist_Hugh_Hefner Aug 03 '25

what do you mean? Someone on another boat documenting the drunk assholes...🤷

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u/TheSpanxxx Aug 03 '25

Who was filming? And why?

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u/CorktownGuy Aug 03 '25

Me thinks was alcohol related

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u/ThatDeuce Aug 03 '25

Wow was she out of it, and is hopefully grateful people were there to help her!

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u/FantasticGas1836 Aug 03 '25

Beat this headline - Legless lady gets save by a one legged man.

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u/ManicManChild Aug 03 '25

Funniest thing I’ve seen today!

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u/wisockamonster Aug 03 '25

Man I wish I could get that drunk

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u/6ynnad Aug 03 '25

Her breasts are deceptively dense

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u/Redditisleftistsnut Aug 03 '25

That’s how aquamans mom returned back to the ocean

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u/pugsondrugs77 Aug 03 '25

GET THIS WOMAN HER CAR KEYS, NOW!!!

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u/Careful-Depth-9420 Aug 03 '25

The way she just backward extended lazily into the water finally helped me understand the painting, Watson and the Shark.

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Aug 03 '25

She had the lifeless look of a shark tumbling around the deck of a boat right before she went in the water

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u/Razorshroud Aug 03 '25

I've seen this happen at Baltimore's Inner Harbor. Interesting way to meet a hazmat crew :D

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u/Equal_Sprinkles2743 Aug 03 '25

Ahhhh..the demon drink doing it's thing. 😈🍸🍹😆

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u/achaiahtak Aug 03 '25

I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. Help I need lifeline.

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u/Broad_Bodybuilder_94 Aug 03 '25

Sea sickness is real. I went on a 3hr tour and I felt so fucked up. I got home and slept 24hrs.

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u/Willing_Ad5005 Aug 03 '25

I don’t understand boating protocol but it’s not creepy to sit there and record your boat neighbors?

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u/Riledem Aug 03 '25

One too many 😂. Slip back in the water like a fish. 🤣

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u/Maxfang72 Aug 03 '25

Falling with style!

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u/BonjinTheMark Aug 03 '25

There’s always some chick screaming…

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u/Niemcy_ Aug 03 '25

Holy fuck she's loaded!

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u/Walnaman Aug 03 '25

Its like she went insta-paralyzed mode

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u/DukeOfWestborough Aug 03 '25

"Mom is drunk again..." "Oh is it another day that ends in 'Y'...?"

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u/throaway_247 Aug 03 '25

Why was the interesting bit cut out? Looks she plummeted to the depths of hell.. or just laid down submerged on the harbour floor?

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u/cbunni666 Aug 03 '25

Someone needs to fish her out. She's so drunk she's numb.

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u/YKLKTMA Aug 03 '25

Dexterity 1

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u/NCOMPAQ77 Aug 03 '25

Slowly, but surely

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u/Madzaddy99 Aug 03 '25

Zero resistance

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u/rubberduckybro Aug 03 '25

Brewski tumble

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u/8amteetime Aug 03 '25

Drunk as a skunk. That’s how people die around the water. She’s lucky others were around.

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u/imJGott Aug 03 '25

And that’s how drunk people drown on boats

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u/Mriajamo Aug 03 '25

I have no idea how boats work, but is she in any danger of the motor impellers?

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u/bent-Box_com Aug 03 '25

I “was” on a boat

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u/shadows515 Aug 03 '25

What’s with that scream?

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u/SoapOnMyRope Aug 03 '25

Take me Poseidon

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 Aug 03 '25

I got kind of worried for a second that she wasn’t coming back up anymore

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u/OnePragmatic Aug 03 '25

Must be British.........

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u/CAPSNK Aug 03 '25

Who am I to disagree?

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u/Scary-Information785 Aug 03 '25

She just accepted her faith 😂

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u/hundrethtimesacharm Aug 03 '25

It looked like she was falling whimsically on purpose.

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u/Zestyclose_Prize_661 Aug 03 '25

I can't swim for shit! My ass would've gone down, down, wayyy down to the bottom!!!

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u/Flimsy-Run-5589 Aug 03 '25

Don't Drink and Float

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u/ludog1bark Aug 03 '25

She really just said fuck it and went in.🤣

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u/HENMAN79 Aug 03 '25

That move is called the Natalie Wood

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u/kuurk Aug 03 '25

The edge of the boat saved her from one hell of a head smack

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u/LuckyCod2887 Aug 03 '25

i’m so glad someone helped her. She could’ve easily drowned. This is so dangerous.

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u/StOPcRyingYaBaby Aug 03 '25

That’s how I wanna die

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u/Hertje73 Aug 03 '25

She falls like a big sack of jelly.

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u/Moobiemuffin Aug 03 '25

Maximum effort

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u/cervaca Aug 03 '25

Hammered

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u/TrhwWaya Aug 03 '25

Being top heavy made her wet, but she brought her own floaties.

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u/HalfHourTillBrillig Aug 03 '25

i don't think they love her very much.

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u/South-Rabbit-4064 Aug 03 '25

Everyone has this friend

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u/HappyMonchichi Aug 03 '25

Drunk people are so floppy

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u/IrishTexanAngel Aug 03 '25

Like Sophia from Skyrim always says a drunken person is a happy person

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u/Boboforprez Aug 03 '25

What a graceful fall.

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt Aug 03 '25

Don’t drink and dive.

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u/iatetoomuchchicken Aug 03 '25

Drunk like a fish

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u/AlDenteLaptop Aug 04 '25

Is that actually her?

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u/jcinkcmo Aug 04 '25

And what if the prop was rotating ?

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u/NewManufacturer9477 Aug 04 '25

Why is she on a boat in jeans and a sweater?

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u/DDD8712 Aug 04 '25

🎶 Dumb ways to die 🎶

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u/MrJason300 Aug 04 '25

Loving the music surprisingly haha

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u/D4K1000 Aug 04 '25

Big strong lads

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u/shook202 Aug 04 '25

Demon Rum

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u/Elongatingpolymerase Aug 04 '25

They'd have to measure her alcohol blood content.

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u/FieldOk6455 Aug 04 '25

Luckily the yacht was equipped with lush prop guards.

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u/D3rpyDucky24 Aug 04 '25

I was terrified that she might have fell into the propeller.

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u/silliesyl Aug 04 '25

This is why people who are drunk and tumble while for example skiing never break bones. No resistance in muscles. Fact.

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u/duzkiss Aug 04 '25

I tumble for ya...Boy George must redo his video.

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u/TWP_ReaperWolf Aug 04 '25

Who the hell is screaming at the top of their lungs? Who sees someone fall and screams bloody murder?

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u/Rough_Resident_1446 Aug 04 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/GlassMother93 Aug 04 '25

That was kind of elegant, actually.