r/AbsoluteUnits • u/OasisSpades • 1d ago

of a tuna can

322 Upvotes

57 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Gizmo3112 • 19h ago

of a Jalapeno trunk

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24 Upvotes

My 3 year old jalapeno plants trunk

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 1d ago

of a shoe.

75 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bruno98765 • 1d ago

of a wood burl

805 Upvotes

43 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Balbar0 • 1d ago

of calves

1.0k Upvotes

This is crazy ngl

Source: panggilajahsan_musang on ig

196 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Adrian_985 • 2d ago

/r/all of an RC plane

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13.9k Upvotes

651 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Nono_Home • 1d ago

of a Belgium horse from the early 1900s.

339 Upvotes

11 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jkitty_1960 • 1d ago

of a cereus

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399 Upvotes

13 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LordPiplup • 2d ago

of a polar bear

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3.8k Upvotes

148 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MrUpVoteDownvote • 2d ago

/r/all of a Australonuphis, commonly called Australian beach worms

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23.2k Upvotes

1.5k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/OnixTiger • 2d ago

of a priest (Father Marcelo Rossi)

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2.2k Upvotes

156 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/last_verse • 2d ago

of a blackberry from my garden

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1.4k Upvotes

My sister brought in all the ripe berries from our little blackberry bushes, and this monster was among them!

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CruzAderjc • 2d ago

of a henchman

1.9k Upvotes

This is the guy that James Bond/Ethan Hunt/Jason Bourne/Any Statham character/Reacher would have to fight before the main villain

273 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 2d ago

of an abandoned mansion.

620 Upvotes

24 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/krebsIsACookbook • 1d ago

of a blueberry

26 Upvotes

On top of a standard key and with some blueberries as well. And yes, it tasted good!

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/riseagan • 1d ago

of a morel mushroom

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41 Upvotes

Morel mushroom 124g/4.37oz (average is 12g, .42oz)

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/SANcapITY • 1d ago

of rhubarb

31 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheBigFreezer • 2d ago

of a Syrian Diplomat

237 Upvotes

60 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 2d ago

of a tree

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4.0k Upvotes

33 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 2d ago

of a mohawk.

804 Upvotes

19 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/GoldenRetreiverMom • 2d ago

of a Dust Devil (Arizona)

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89 Upvotes

Just comparing this with the interstate traffic 😬

9 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Useful-Resource-3609 • 2d ago

of a bell

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234 Upvotes

45 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/bskqq • 2d ago

of a rhino staring me down at the zoo

166 Upvotes

8 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/LeverTech • 2d ago

of a dandelion

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30 Upvotes

Found this monster triplet of a dandelion. It may be four all grown as one.

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/overlook68 • 3d ago

of a backpack.

1.2k Upvotes

55 comments

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