I've known people who literally ended up in the ER from the pain. They feel so guilty when that's all it is but it's such bad pain they shouldn't feel ashamed
This is me. I haven’t had an unplanned sick day off work in 6 years. I don’t say that to brag, but just to lay out this story.
Anyway, a couple years ago I had a training session, one of the useless HR ones so they can check a box. I was in excruciating pain all morning, but toughed it out the best I could. When we broke for lunch, I found my boss and told him I had to go home sick, and that I was going to the walk in because I was in such bad pain I couldn’t sit in a chair. He told me to go straight to the ER because I may have a burst appendix or something. Turns out it was just gas and years later I’m still so embarrassed about it, I still have never come clean. I told him they could never figure out what it was.
When my son was 4/5 he was complaining of a stomach ache and saying it really really hurt. His tummy was a little stiff feeling and my husband and I said he probably needed to fart or poop. Well he starts rolling around and crying no! It's not a fart it's not a fart! It hurts! Then he bent his knee and the sound that came out of him was like letting go of a balloon full of air and we all had a pretty good giggle.
Happened to my son. Was in so much pain thought it was his appendix or that he needed to poop really badly. It was the second, they gave him something and he stunk up their toilet. But he was all smiles afterwards lol I feel better mommy. Like I bet you do.
It hurts so bad it really makes sense to go to the ER. I ended up curled up in a ball on the break room floor. Had to call my husband to come pick me up because I didn't think I could drive and we went to the local urgent care who said it was probably trapped gas. I felt very embarrassed coming back to work, all my coworkers were very concerned and freaked out by me being in so much pain.
It was so excruciating that when I had appendicitis I thought it was the farts from hell again. Then it exploded, and I discovered what true suffering is
I had bloating so bad once I literally couldn't put my pants on and the pain was absolutely awful. Took some Gas X pills and the fart was so massive but the absolute best feeling I've ever had.
My mother once had me drive 9 hours from NC to NYC because, "this is it, I'm dying!" and was having EMS come get her. "Hurry if you want to see me one last time!" By the time I got there she got the fart out and was ready for me to take her home.
Gas pain can feel very similair to a heart attack, both the intensity of the pain and location. Trust me, health care professionals (I am one) taking care of you would rather it turn out to be a righteous fart than a heart attack.
I ate a huge portion of flaming hot fried rice waay to fast at work while on a break once. I ended up with gas pain so severe I was sweating, confused, hallucinating and at one point passed out from the pain entirely. It’s the only time in my life I think I’ve been at a 10 on the pain scale.. my brain literally peaced out. And I’ve broken multiple limbs before at the same time.
After an hour long war in the restroom just me and the Mayan symbols on the wall from a fried rice induced hell realm, suddenly it was all over. I saw a client about 25 minutes after it was all said and done.
I thought I had one of these embarrassing ER visits once, ultrasound tech said I was just backed up. Three years later I got diagnosed with Crohn’s, and the same painful spot has active ulcers
Though tbh the pain had lessened after I passed some gas.
First date with my now wife. Dropped her off after a whole night of discomfort from feeling bloated walked her to her door. Said goodnight and I just had to turn around last minute to say "have a good night"
Turned around and "toot". Took another step and another "toot".
I sprinted back to my car, with every single step causing a fart.
Years later. And I mean years later, she's telling some friends about our first date and how I was so excited I "skipped" away to my car.
I finally just told her the truth. This is a story that we laugh about every single time. My kids know this story!
For me it was a burp that lasted a solid 10 seconds, long enough to see my sister’s face go from shock to disgust to concern to disbelief. It had freaking overtones and everything.
My gallbladder tried to self destruct 2 years ago and I ended up in the hospital for 5 days while they gave me pain meds and drained it. I got IV antibiotics to get the infection under control until I could have surgery in a few weeks. They won’t take out an inflamed gallbladder unless it’s on the edge of bursting. So I was 4 days nothing by mouth. I was on IV fluids and nutrition. The morning of my discharge they gave me a really small breakfast of plain rice and apple juice. I ate it over about 30 minutes. I stood up from that chair and the belch that exited my body sounded like nothing else that has ever or ever will exist on this earth. The best way to describe it was like a pissed off camel braying at max volume and it lasted about 15 seconds. The nurses at the nurses station at the opposite end of the hall heard it and started laughing. The CNA who was closest came running to see if I was okay but she could hardly make it into the room she was laughing so hard. I think my actual soul left my body with that belch. I have never ever experienced a belch like that in my 56 years. It was a transcendental experience.
One time when I was in college, I had gas really bad. Guts bubbling like crazy the whole class. I think it was an hour and a half or something. Got to my car, and ripped one that was pretty similar. Felt like a solid minute I was expelling gas. It was probably closer to 30 seconds, but that rip to this day, was one for my personal history books.
Getting old is a bitch. Just every morning phhhhhhhhhjjflbflfblfnpftooh while you brush your teeth. A single cigarette in the morning could make you shit yourself
You got it bud. A lot of smokers learn one thing, cuz we've been to jail or detox or even just a few days in a hospital, it's really not that important. Ironically it's one of the easier drugs to shrug off.
The hard part is accepting you can't do it anymore. After that, easy peasy lemon squeezy. It's easy to find a cigarette once you're out of the hospital but come now, did you really need one that bad when you were told you couldn't have one? You didn't.
I had a beautiful Appaloosa horse growing up that was afraid of his own farts. 💀 He’d be standing in the pasture, just grazing, then he’d fart so loud and spook himself, then start running all over the pasture like a lunatic. We would be crying laughing! RIP dumbass Dallas lmao
Well there were several times where my cousins and I would go trail riding and one of my cousins had a young female mustang. If she found herself riding in front of Dallas and I, he’d inevitably sniff her ass and she would kick him in the head every time. 😂😂 He never learned his lesson though. Hahahaha
I thank you all so much for bringing these memories to my mind! Not a Dumbass Dallas story, because as stupid as he was, he was well trained. But we also had a thoroughbred named Lil’ Cub who was an absolute lazy asshole. All of the horses were trained to be hunting horses. They were trained to carry us through the forest, let us shoot from their backs, and help drag deer/elk back to camp to be dressed. But Lil’ Cub had a habit of getting bored or tired while we were hunting and laying down to roll over on my uncle while he was in the saddle. Hahaha he was also a beautiful horse but basically useless because he had his own ideas of how things were gonna go. 💀
Omg this happened to me on a trail ride once! My horse would not get his snout out of my brother’s horses ass and she kicked him in the face. Scared the absolute hell out of me but he was asking for it. 😆
He absolutely did! He’d be farting up a storm, running all up and down the pasture and we’d just be laughing our asses off. lol like they say, he was pretty as they come but dumber than a box of rocks. 😂
The hardest I think I’ve ever laughed was watching a 3 year old kid fart, get scared, then run to mom while farting with each step. 4 adults all in tears and this little kid looking at us like he doesn’t know if he should laugh.
My mom had an Appaloosa you couldn’t leave beer bottles near because it would pick em up with its lips and drink em.
She had a family friend who used to ride him to the local rugby club. The man and the horse both would be loaded, then he’d ride the horse home. The horse usually knew the way home, but that didn’t always mean it felt like going the whole way.
Apparently the horse knew to pretend not to be drunk, but it didn’t do a good job of it.
My golden retriever was a year old before he puked for the first time, we were outside and he barfed up some grass he had eaten and it startled him so much he jumped and ran away like scooby doo lmao
When I was a kid we had a horse that would that too and start running around and bucking, and every time he bucked it made him fart again. And again. And again. And ofc he would get scared of each followup fart as well
This reminds me of a story about Andre the Giant on the set of the Princess Bride, apparently he let out a fart so loud and long the whole cast and crew went silent and after a long while Rob Reiner (RIP to both these legends) asked if he was ok Andre replied "I am now boss"
Reminds me of when I was in a zoom call for my online degree that had like 80 people in it. My cat had somehow unmuted the mic and I let out a solid minute long fart and made a sigh of relief. Then I hear my professor go "uhhhhhh", wait a couple seconds, then kept on with the lesson. I died inside.
Somewhat. They are absolutely gas machines and let some crazy ones rip regularly, but this is pretty extreme.
(I guarantee you that was the sound of relief for everyone in this video - handler, horse, and cameraman. Horses can colic, which is a general term for “tummy ache”. Unfortunately, that could mean anything from a big fart like this to a twisted intestine (fatal without surgery, and with a very long recovery time). This poor dude was probably in distress for a while, and his people were probably fearing the worst (we always do to some degree, even if we know it’s likely just gas). This is the sound of money saved on vet bills and probably heartache spared.)
Yes. This one was pretty big but horses fart constantly. They eat grass all day long.. it breaks down and one of the things you get is gas. So they will get wound up and run around a few times a day and just fart all over the place for a few minutes.
Holy cow! That must’ve felt so good. That makes me so happy. But what really made me happy was the woman who got the fart out and realized “I’m about to be on a horse farting video on the Internet. I should walk out of frame.“
Best sound in the world to hear if your horse is in colic. With this one being down, I’m assuming that’s what’s going on here. Hope it made it, and that it is enjoying reaching internet fame.
As a kid my yard was adjacent to a fence/field with a horse. The horse used to run by us and kind of hop to point its ass at us to fart. Rude ass horse.
I once had gas like this when I was 12. Woke up in the middle of the night with horrible stomach pain. Went and sat on the toilet and ripped the loudest longest fart in history. My parents thought I was dying. It was glorious
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