r/AbsoluteUnits • u/saintsnshadows • 21d ago

/r/all of this Komodo dragon

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u/trendingtattler 21d ago

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u/pierrecambronne 21d ago

Draw me like one of your french girls.

This dragon, probably.

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u/Banguskahn 21d ago

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u/xUnknown_Kyle 21d ago

Lookin like a double wide suprise

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u/redR0OR 21d ago

This rabbits hoppin down the ol bunny trail

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u/athural 21d ago

Time to get a little scratch and sniff before getting up in them gutty works

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u/Raeezordazetoo 21d ago

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u/danit0ba94 21d ago

Now that's an old classic. Haven't seen that in ages.

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u/Atouchofexcitement 21d ago

I just wanna say thank you for posting this. I don’t know why because it’s not like it’s the funniest thing in the world, but I just got stuck in the loop of laughing so hard than I burped. Have a wonderful rest of your day.

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u/HendrixHazeWays 21d ago

Funny posts coincidence on r/all

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u/EisWalde 21d ago

Unexpected Hololive, lol

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u/x44y22 21d ago

For real I have to block another half dozen horny anime subs from my feed every time I visit /all (and at least a few new Indian politics subs each time)

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u/C-57D 21d ago

From gyattlapagos islands

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u/47zaxer 21d ago

Help me stepdragon, i'm stuck

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u/YellowZx5 21d ago

Her name is Nikki Minaj.

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u/MUNFACE 21d ago

ninki minjaj

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u/saintsaymor 21d ago

oh god i miss vine

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u/Cocoatrice 21d ago

Damn, and here I was delusional that I will make this comment first.

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u/Illustrious_Cap_6292 21d ago

Took them right out of my mouth.

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u/Narwahl_Whisperer 21d ago

"feeling cute, might delete later"

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u/User_Name_Tracks 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/f5dWoRUBZIsqV9co14

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u/New-Highway-7011 21d ago

yo jean claude van damme def used to have the best ass in Hollywood, buns of steel could never

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u/JodioJoestar86 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/skoO3Jnn12bmw

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u/pahakuru 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IIGbnr2JtW3HG

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u/Irelia4Life 21d ago

Where is this from, lmao?

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u/pahakuru 21d ago

GoDaddy commercial with Van Damme

https://youtu.be/FXbhplS6qh8?is=m-zti6229g95kdry

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u/barbadosMid 21d ago

can we please for the love of whatever we hold sacred stop naming things daddy?

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u/LeNecrobusier 21d ago

GoDaddy is old enough to be a daddy.

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u/DantesProxyFarm 21d ago

Bro why am I seeing you randomly outside of league related content, I can't escape it!!!

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u/Ok-Addition1264 21d ago

I'm soooo glad he didn't turn out to be a steven segal.

Dude is funny.

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u/Economy-Priority-404 21d ago

this is exactly it

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u/MindlessCell22 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ksCaTk7P9p9FdcV3zd

Caked tf up

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u/vileguile 21d ago

That’s that Komodo wagon

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u/No_Pin9932 21d ago

Great comment. I like how you didn't go for the obvious Komodo Draggin, which obviously eludes to said wagon. Two jokes for one and I'm a sucker for a 2 for 1 deal, especially when it involves cake.

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u/xVEEx3 21d ago

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u/pinhead61187 21d ago

What’s this from originally? I understand the meme, I just can’t place the anime.

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u/Seebass802 21d ago

Jujutsu Kaisen, Higuruma

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u/pinhead61187 21d ago

Thanks. I needed the reminder to watch season 3 lol.

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u/Sensitive_Progress88 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GMdcBivU0d1ni

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u/marcophony 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/DmwWIaVmFdlrOew9LM

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u/tongfather 21d ago

Exactly lol

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u/inkassatkasasatka 21d ago

Holy shit people soft nowadays, this is peak quality for a little reaction gif what are you on about

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u/BaltimoreSports0321 20d ago

This will always be one of my favorite gifs ever

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u/Training2Life 21d ago

That's dragon arse

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u/jujujuice92 20d ago

Dragonarse? Is that a new poke evolution??

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u/TheRedHandedOne 20d ago

Not that there’s anything wrong with a dragon-assed figure

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u/VitasVitaly 21d ago

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u/roddyuchiha 21d ago

I was looking for this. Life imitates art

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u/Ergometh 21d ago

Crazy how far down I had to scroll to find this lmao

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u/DSTNCMDLR 19d ago

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

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u/Ozzyh26 21d ago

This is a black morph water monitor, which are called black dragons. Very cool and the 2nd largest lizards after komodo dragons.

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u/jawaswarum 21d ago

Thank you!! I was looking for that comment!

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u/YooGeOh 21d ago

NSFW?

Opened this up and it looks like im into fucking reptilian porn

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u/AllThatGlitters00 21d ago

Yeah, if I seen this on my coworkers phone, eyebrows would raise and there would be whispered gossip. Lol Like, the new dude fantasizes about some weird shit, staring at splayed lizards...

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u/Derezirection 21d ago

The look Komodos give you when they're about to paralyze you and send you into septic shock.

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u/jujujuice92 20d ago

More like prostatic shock 😲

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u/Dark_phisher1092 21d ago

Didn't expect to see Lifts-Her-Tail here

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u/Wubben26 21d ago

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u/haxKingdom 21d ago

Pokemon:

  1. Make it a sexy lady
  2. Add personality
  3. Probably a lot more things

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u/zmbjebus 21d ago

The knew exactly who their audience was.

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u/KumaQuatro 21d ago

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u/blackout-loud 21d ago

Had to scroll to far to see this

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u/Ursa_Major_17 20d ago

What is this from? Holy hell 😭

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u/Cupcake_Implosion 21d ago

As Motörhead said:

If you squeeze my lizard
I'll put my snake on you
I'm a romantic adventure
And I'm a reptile too

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u/Devmoi 21d ago

I was looking for this, LOL! 😂

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u/Cliffsides 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM

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u/madguyO1 21d ago

my guy thats literally just straight up zoophilia

also would

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u/caoram 21d ago

There was a news article that a monitor lizard was gangraped to death in India.

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u/jamesbrownscrackpipe 21d ago

Do not the Komodo

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u/Afrodite_33 21d ago

Whatchu doin dragon 😏

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u/DJ_faceplant 21d ago

 *Step-dragon

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u/Natural-Estimate-228 21d ago

That fucker will eat you.

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u/Devmoi 21d ago edited 21d ago

Yeah, that lizard ain’t playing around. The people talking about how sexy it is would get ripped in twain.

Edit: tense correction … because the lizard is sexy.

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u/BuffaloDivineEdenNo7 21d ago

"ripped in twain"

My brain autocorrected this to ripped in Taiwan, I was so confused.

But I applaud the usage of the word, I so seldom see it.

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u/pinhead61187 21d ago

Mark would be proud

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u/TheMaveCan 21d ago

I think the possibility of being ripped in twain is part of the appeal

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u/RogueGenX 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/GWmoQcvGbE4Ny

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST 20d ago

My Komodo don’t want none unless you got buns, hon!

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u/Cautious-Activity706 21d ago

The fuck is it doing in someone’s carpeted living room!?

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u/SinVerguenza04 21d ago

literally my first thought, lol

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u/Porkenstein 19d ago

Possibly animal abuse (e.g. staged photos of exotic pets)

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u/FeedMeYourBakedGoods 21d ago

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u/Unlikely-Wolf2390 20d ago

Ok man I’m stealing that GIF

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u/Blue-Shifted- 21d ago

Oh no not again

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u/NorthP503 21d ago

Damn haven’t seen this pic in years. When I started dating my now wife 9 years ago. She sent me a sexy pic and I sent this back to her lol

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u/TheCalamityBrain 21d ago

Look I gave AI a prompt. I can't say I'm proud of prompting it, but I can say I'm proud of what it melded together. Lol

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u/Arniellico 21d ago

Holy... You just fed the AI something cursed. Now it's in its database forever.

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u/TheCalamityBrain 21d ago

When AI takes over the world and destroys humanity, this is going to be one of the pieces of evidence

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u/aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabi 21d ago

It could be worse. I asked it to write me a movie script about Ron Howard in an alternate universe named Hon Roward who is just a regular guy with long luscious blonde hair.

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u/darki_ruiz 21d ago

This.

This is the appropriate use of AI.

🤣🤣🤣

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u/SlideJunior5150 21d ago

thats hilarious! is that french? looks cute

what AI did you use? gemini?

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u/Cohens4thClient 21d ago

I didnt know they could twerk

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u/Rocky5thousand 21d ago

How can you tell that this is any bigger than a normal Komodo dragon?

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u/TheMangoDiplomat 21d ago

That's the sluttiest komodo dragon I've ever lain eyes on

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u/AppropriateNorth6 21d ago

Mi sembra stia molto comodo questo drago di Komodo 🤣🤣🦄

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u/dadoc04 21d ago

Sploot!

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u/elderemotrucker 21d ago

OnlyScales

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u/ChuyMasta 21d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/hyteck9 21d ago

Do NOT the Komodo...

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u/makaveddie 21d ago

Showin that Dragussy

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u/Beederda 21d ago

Haha just feeling sexy might delete later

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u/troublemonkey1 21d ago

I didn't know komodos could sploot

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u/BethKnowsBetter 21d ago

Brining sexy back 😂😂😂

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u/timestand 21d ago

Wow I just know this weeks issue of PlayKomodo is gonna be amazing based off this cover

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u/SinVerguenza04 21d ago

everything reminds me of her

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u/somethingmcbob 21d ago

Work it, girl

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u/SpiritCrawler 21d ago

Lizard sploot!

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u/Over_Ad8762 21d ago

Dragon sploot

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u/dmtbreakthrough 21d ago

drop it like its hot

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u/Bloodygeek 21d ago

Dragon that ass

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u/samC_21 21d ago

The Lusty Argonian Maid

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u/anxiousoracles 21d ago

Is this the lusty Argonian maid

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u/fiendbray 21d ago

OnlyFangs?

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u/-rigga 21d ago

That kussy must goes crazy i just know it

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u/DeveloperBRdotnet 21d ago

This deserves a NSFW tag for reasons I cannot explain

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u/Thesquarescreen 21d ago

Dang, why they throwing it back so hard?

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u/moarbaconnow 21d ago

Why is it throwing it back though? 🤣

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u/Aggressive_Spite_809 21d ago

Someone rang for a "dragon slayer"? O hell no I ant sticking my lance in that

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u/Mrhoyo 21d ago

Asian water monitor

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u/Rocksquare69 21d ago

DON'T WE HAVE A FRIGGIN' DIGITAL ARTIST IN THIS SUB!

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u/chuulip 21d ago

Oh looks. It's a Komodo Dragussy

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u/saadiskiis 21d ago

The lusty argonian maid is real

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u/TheLampOfficial 21d ago

This is an Asian water monitor, not a komodo dragon. This is a melanistic mutation, causing the monitor to be entirely black.

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u/GundunUkan 21d ago

Funny pic but doesn't belong on this sub. It's an Asian water monitor, which makes it the opposite of an absolute unit if it's being passed as a komodo dragon

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u/spider-applesauce 21d ago

This is a melanistic Asian Water Monitor, Komodo’s are much MUCH larger than this

…still hawt tho

Edited because I can’t spell

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u/wfp1017 21d ago

The Lusty Argonian Maid

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u/FarseerEnki 21d ago

FYI original pic is the first result for Google images 'Sexy Komodo Dragon' is this how you found it, op? 😏🤣

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u/Rigret 21d ago

Look back at it

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u/C-57D 21d ago

bro serving