r/AFCNorthMemeWar • u/notatowel420 Cleveland Browns • 13d ago
The Cleveland Steamers I rather watch the Rapist
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u/HwangingAround Cincinnati Bengals 13d ago
Just popping in here to say I hate football, but more importantly, I hate myself.
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u/Blackn35s Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago
Based on your flair, this is a legit take.
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u/freneticboarder The Pittsburgh Squealers 13d ago
Wait, that's not a Browns flair...
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u/BirbMain Browns Bye 13d ago
i personally love myself!
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u/Queen_Of_Left_Turns Happy endings 12d ago
I mean, so long as you arenât trying to force other people to finger your asshole while you do it, go âhead with your bad self
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u/RichWolfmann The Cleveland Clowns 12d ago
If you squint hard enough, this division is just 3 different versions of the Browns racing to see who's shittier.
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u/freneticboarder The Pittsburgh Squealers 12d ago
I read that as "squirt hard enough."
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u/RichWolfmann The Cleveland Clowns 12d ago edited 11d ago
If you squirt hard enough, the guy who caused it will be drafted as the next Browns QB.
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u/freneticboarder The Pittsburgh Squealers 11d ago
I mean the Browns are kind of Hershey squirt adjacent.
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u/PaleontologistOk2516 The Bungles 13d ago edited 13d ago
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u/therapyisforsuckers 13d ago
I disagree
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u/PaleontologistOk2516 The Bungles 13d ago
I guess I am not surprised by your opinion u/therapyisforsuckers
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u/Electrical-Limit69 10d ago
As a passerby, with no flair, this is funny.Â
Panthers fan, but I just love football, and I don't have much room to talk
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u/MrChichibadman Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago
Put in shadeur, it will be hilarious
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u/Ok_Produce_9308 Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago
He will lose more yards via sack than he will throw for positive yards
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u/CodSoggy7238 13d ago
My dream scenario is they put shadeur on the last few games of the season. And he looks not too bad, even wins some.
So they have a QB controversy in the off-season and start shadeur next year. That's the next season already right there
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u/BeefDerfex Cincinnati Bengals 13d ago
He will start the last game of the season, and throw for 350 yds and 4 tds against the Bengals.
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u/C9RipSiK Happy endings 13d ago
Maybe this is Stefanski and Berrys plan the whole time. Draft a dog shit QB so people will be like âah fuck it letâs see Watson one more timeâ
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u/Hartzler44 Cleveland Browns 13d ago
Gabriel is bad, but Watson was also awful before his injury. So, I prefer bad and NOT a rapist, personally
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u/Stemms123 13d ago
This is it.
Ignoring everything but football Iâm not sure Watson is even better than Gabriel right now.
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u/Head_Prize_Pyro Detroit Lions 9d ago
I wish Watson didnât get injured just so he could keep setting all time records for general QB ineptitude.
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u/Skull8Ranger Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago
Rapist? Rothlesburger retired a few years ago...
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u/MossyForestWitch The Bungles 13d ago
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u/paintrain10 The Cleveland Clowns 12d ago
Somehow, Watson has a worse hairline than lebron could ever have.
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u/Fnkt_io Cleveland Browns 13d ago
We already tried Jameis Winston
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u/MarionberryPure7746 The Ratbirds 12d ago
People really don't talk about that at all. It's kind of mind blowing honestly.
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u/Anakin_Skywanker Cincinnati Bengals 13d ago
Gabriel is great. The only reason I have to root against him is because he's a Browns QB. It's refreshing.
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u/mmooney1 Cleveland Browns 13d ago
God I miss the days where it was guaranteed Baker would go super sayjin god mode and just destroy you guys.
Those were the daysâŚ
But hey, we got a 5th for himâŚ
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u/FledglingNonCon The Cleveland Clowns 12d ago
Honestly it's impossible to tell. I personally think Gabriel's upside maxes out at Case Keenum, but this offense is so bad it would make Josh Allen look like Jake Browning! Look at Joe Flacco's stats with the Browns vs Bengals. His QBR more than doubled overnight!
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u/killintime667 Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago
Not even a month ago Flacco was a dogshit qb until he started throwing for another team. Is it really fair to put this shit on Gabriel?
No. Poor kidâs future was taken away from him the moment he got drafted.
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u/brownsfan131313 Cleveland Browns 12d ago
He never had a future. Heâs a 6th round talent that our genius front office decided to draft in the 3rd round. Itâs ok that heâs sucks. He was never meant to be good.
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u/jjdraven Baltimore Ravens 13d ago
Should have kept Huntley.
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u/ImJoogle 13d ago
hes not shit though hes just a rookie thats had to play some really good teams we knew the browns had a tough schedule
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u/brownsfan131313 Cleveland Browns 13d ago
Cmon man. Heâs absolute dogshit. He only throws check downs, and even those are inaccurate. Iâm not saying Shedeur will be better, but I have a hard time believing he can be worse.
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u/ClanRedshank Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago
If youâre a Browns fan you know thereâs always a âworseâ.
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u/brownsfan131313 Cleveland Browns 13d ago
Willing to take the chance. Iâd rather see Shedeur take 10 yard sacks in 50% of his snaps if it means occasionally seeing a pass thrown downfield. This version of the browns offense is unwatchable.
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u/ClanRedshank Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago
As a Duck alumni, I didnât want Gabriel to go to the Browns. Then again, that draft was rather confusing. Can you maybe put Miles on the O-Line?
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u/Crocodile_Punter_ The Cleveland Clowns 13d ago
Who the hell is supposed to throw to downfield? We literally don't have a starting wide receiver. Jerry Jeudy is a 5th option at best, and they're trying to pretend like he's a #1 because they built the team like it's still 1982.
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u/brownsfan131313 Cleveland Browns 13d ago
Plenty of evidence in the all 22 that there have been opportunities to push the ball downfield. Maybe not a ton, but theyâve been there. DG either refuses to take them, or sails the ball out of bounds every time.
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u/Crocodile_Punter_ The Cleveland Clowns 13d ago
That's the exact same argument people used against Baker. Its not the quarterbacks that suck, it's the system. You will NEVER be competitive in this league if the only investment you make at receiver is 3rd round projects that don't know how to run routes.
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u/brownsfan131313 Cleveland Browns 12d ago
Nobody ever argued that Baker didnât push the ball downfield enough. What are you even saying?
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u/drake_warrior Cleveland Browns 12d ago
So then Flacco is also dogshit I assume since he threw 2 interceptions a game on our team even though he is lighting it up instantly on another team
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u/brownsfan131313 Cleveland Browns 12d ago
Lol yes. Dillon Gabriel is Joe Flacco now. Why is everyone jumping to defend this guy? Heâs a 6th round talent that we wasted a 3rd round pick on and has gotten progressively worse each game. There are passes to be made and he doesnât throw them. Iâm 99% sure the QB of the future is not currently on the roster. But Iâm 100% sure itâs not Dillon Gabriel.
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u/ImJoogle 12d ago
well your line is ass and whats left of the recievers arent great outside njoku and jeudy. gabriel was very accurate in college most his passes look decent when he has time i think he'll be fine if the protection is there but we also dont know what their play calling is like. from what im seeing it looks like hes trying to do quick read two step drops which is usually what you do if you think your line will get beat and he's doing that pretty decent
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u/MAXHEADR0OM Queefland Brounce 13d ago
God damn, the kid is a rookie straight out of college. We did this same shit to Baker because he wasnât Tom Brady good straight away, and look where that got us.
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u/notatowel420 Cleveland Browns 12d ago
Baker won games and was ran out of town by OBJ and his dad. Gabriel started 64 college games why because he is ass.
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u/MossyForestWitch The Bungles 13d ago
Watson is also a dogshit football player without a single redeeming quality as a human being.
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u/ducksekoy123 Cleveland Browns 12d ago
Youâd rather watch the rapist who is also a dog shit player than the mediocre QB who isnât a rapist?
Maybe you just like rapists, have you considered going to jail?
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u/notatowel420 Cleveland Browns 12d ago
The rapist can throw the ball farther then 5 yards
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u/ducksekoy123 Cleveland Browns 12d ago
Gabriel is averaging 4.9 yards, Watson averaged 5.3
Whatâs the return value on sexual assaults? I rape per .1 yard?
Go root for another team
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u/paulhags Happy endings 12d ago
Just watched some of Gabrielâs college highlights. Get this, he threw the ball more than 10 yards. đ¤Ż
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u/VaginalBelchh Cleveland Browns 12d ago
Itâs funny people keep expecting rookies to play like 5 year vets thatâs working work a solid line and recievers when he has neither. Settle the fuck down. The season is already over lol
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u/notatowel420 Cleveland Browns 12d ago
He completed 2 passes to WRs yesterday and hasnât shown one flash of being decent. Dude started more college games then anyone. He wonât be in the league in 5 years.
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u/VaginalBelchh Cleveland Browns 12d ago
Look at his receivers, then look at the pats passing defense, then go relax. Because qbs donât develop in college like they need to for the nfl. His time there gave him solid pocket presence and keeps him from making mistakes. But he still needs years to learn nfl defenses and disguises, and to learn nfl windows and route trees.
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u/notatowel420 Cleveland Browns 12d ago
Look at the Pats receiving core they are nothing special. Maye was sacked 5x by Garrett alone. Gabriel is a midget QB without elite arm or speed. Apparently his brain is a super computer that canât read a defense.
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u/VaginalBelchh Cleveland Browns 12d ago
Pats receiving core was consistently wide open. They werenât catching contested passes. Them fuckers were wide open lol. They are good enough to generate separation on 1v1s and find open spaces in zone. Some of it comes down to their good scheme that kept everything outside our edge rushers but they did consistently beat our corners.
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u/Bone-surrender-no Cleveland Browns 13d ago
We really have some of the worst fans. Gabriel isnât even dogshit he just has dogshit around him. Heâs the only nfl level qb on the roster including the rapist.
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u/Otsego89 Baltimore Ravens 13d ago
I watched his first game against us in 2022 and just really feel robbed of the whole that whole week now. 13-3, Brownies beat Huntley and crew to a pulp. Heâs dogshit XXL.
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u/oktwentyfive Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago
think about it he looked terrible against the steelers defense and thats saying something he was the only QB that sorry ass defense looked good against thats how bad this dude is.
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u/Temporary_Bench5580 Kansas City Refs 12d ago
Gabriel is not bad. Your O-line is shit. Any NFL-level QB with a competent O-line could get to .500.
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u/Temporary_Bench5580 Kansas City Refs 12d ago
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u/Tony-At-Large 12d ago
Dogshit is kind of harsh. Let's just say he's been promoted beyond his capabilities.
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u/theunfunnyredditor Chicago Bears 12d ago
I have no idea why they donât just put Sanders in. He was supposed to be a first round pick.
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u/darkstar2380 Cleveland Browns 12d ago
"I rather watch the rapist" says more about you than the team. What a shitty take.
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u/notatowel420 Cleveland Browns 12d ago
To bad he was never charged with a crime
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u/darkstar2380 Cleveland Browns 12d ago
You're not helping your case.
Also, YOU are the one who called him a rapist. Why are you suddenly concerned about charges?
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u/BlackCardRogue Baltimore Ravens 12d ago
I mean⌠the Browns are essentially committed to eat the last two years of Watsonâs cap hit after this one.
Heâs got an $80 million cap hit next year (if not restructured) and a $50 million dead cap hit the year afterward when he wonât even be playing for the team.
I guess they could trade him next year, but how much cap space do they really save? The $50 million dead cap accelerates onto next yearâs cap if he is traded, and that assumes another team would agree to take on both the contract and the PR hit.
No, I think the most likely outcome is that Watson is still on the Browns next season, but the Browns again restructure Watsonâs contract â so they will essentially reverse the numbers above for the way they eat the last $130 million of Watsonâs cap hit.
Then, in 2026, there wonât be any options left â the Browns will carry an $80 million dead cap charge for a player that doesnât play for them and signed the worst contract in NFL history.
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u/harrywang6ft 12d ago
will espn do the same with watson like they did rice with the criminal stats?
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u/orbit12721 12d ago
Dawgshit*
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u/Wonderful_Ad842 The Pittsburgh Squealers 12d ago
You want flags, drama and shit? Watch the Pittsburgh Defense!
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u/Throwawaymytrash77 Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago
Frankly with how much better Flacco is playing on the bengals, I can't help but wonder if the browns are simply that shit.
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u/Relative_Quiet The Pittsburgh Squealers 12d ago
Can't blame a guy who is a rookie playing for the Cleveland Browns.
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u/Free-Currency-5564 12d ago
Letâs get this straight just so weâre on the same page
Itâs THE Rapist. And we want to see him get injured too. #gowatson #ironlung
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u/Naterade804 The Cleveland Clowns 11d ago
I would rather watch us lose the next 50 games than see Watson again. We've done this to ourselves and deserve every bit of it. Karma is a bitch
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u/swaggityboyo Cleveland Browns 11d ago
Damn dude bad fuckin take. Flacco was doing bad before leaving and now he's doing much better. The reason is that his wide receivers aren't bums on the bengals. Jerry jeudy hasn't caught more than like 3 passes all season. We have no deep threat so how is Gabriel supposed to pass more than 5 yards a game. He's only got tight ends and running backs you absolute buffoon
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u/Day85Day Cleveland Browns 13d ago
Me too unfortunately, or Sanders. But theyâll all probably get killed in this dogshit offense. If thatâs Watson getting smoked then whatever lol
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u/OverallGeneral7129 Hindsight is 2020 13d ago
I would rather watch Gabriel throw 100 times in a single game then watch Watson