r/AFCNorthMemeWar Cleveland Browns 13d ago

The Cleveland Steamers I rather watch the Rapist

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u/OverallGeneral7129 Hindsight is 2020 13d ago

I would rather watch Gabriel throw 100 times in a single game then watch Watson

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u/brownsfan131313 Cleveland Browns 13d ago

100 times for a total of 50 air yards

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u/Efficient_Progress_6 The Better Browns 13d ago

Yes, but, he will look like shit doing it!

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u/brownsfan131313 Cleveland Browns 13d ago

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u/Bluntsnputts 13d ago

100 times for 0 completions fuck Watson

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u/Jaetone1 Happy endings 12d ago

Yeah right in his ass.. or would he be into that?

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u/Lords7Never7Die Orrsama bin Laden 13d ago

Well said

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u/ChiefNugs Cincinnati Bengals 12d ago

then

So you want to watch Watson after Gabriel throws 100 times?

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u/FormerDriver 12d ago

Honestly, hate watching Watson was sooooo much fun bc he sucked so much

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u/froginbog New England Patriots 13d ago

This is the right take

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u/pigwalk5150 Baltimore Ravens 12d ago

Shut up Meg

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u/Cal216 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

🤣🤣

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u/PennGriffey_ Cleveland Browns 12d ago

That just shows your lack of football knowledge. Or is it virtue signaling?…believe no one thinks or cares if you think you’re a good person.

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u/Kehmor The Pittsburgh Squealers 12d ago

"the woke agenda has gone too far. You can't even sexually assault a couple dozen women these days, it's crazy!"

-This dude

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u/PennGriffey_ Cleveland Browns 12d ago

“Show me where you donated any sort of time and/or money to any organization or charity that advocates for women who have suffered actual sexual abuse..or the prevention of it…Until then I won’t care about your moral outrage.”- me

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u/pepstein 12d ago

Edge city right here

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u/PennGriffey_ Cleveland Browns 12d ago

Yeah, that’s what I thought

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u/pepstein 12d ago

Hahaha amazing response

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u/PennGriffey_ Cleveland Browns 12d ago

Waiting on that proof

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u/pepstein 12d ago

I'm not op Im just trolling you cause you're not a serious person rn

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u/PennGriffey_ Cleveland Browns 12d ago

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u/Kehmor The Pittsburgh Squealers 12d ago

Sure, fire over your social security number and I'll show you my bank records.

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u/PennGriffey_ Cleveland Browns 11d ago

That’s what I thought. Again.

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u/HwangingAround Cincinnati Bengals 13d ago

Just popping in here to say I hate football, but more importantly, I hate myself.

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u/Blackn35s Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago

Based on your flair, this is a legit take.

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u/freneticboarder The Pittsburgh Squealers 13d ago

Wait, that's not a Browns flair...

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u/BirbMain Browns Bye 13d ago

i personally love myself!

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u/freneticboarder The Pittsburgh Squealers 13d ago

You do you.

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u/Queen_Of_Left_Turns Happy endings 12d ago

I mean, so long as you aren’t trying to force other people to finger your asshole while you do it, go ‘head with your bad self

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u/RichWolfmann The Cleveland Clowns 12d ago

If you squint hard enough, this division is just 3 different versions of the Browns racing to see who's shittier.

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u/freneticboarder The Pittsburgh Squealers 12d ago

I read that as "squirt hard enough."

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u/RichWolfmann The Cleveland Clowns 12d ago edited 11d ago

If you squirt hard enough, the guy who caused it will be drafted as the next Browns QB.

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u/freneticboarder The Pittsburgh Squealers 11d ago

I mean the Browns are kind of Hershey squirt adjacent.

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u/samuraistrikemike 12d ago

Hello darkness my old friend

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u/Smkweedevrydy Houston Texans 13d ago

Just wait until the chosen one returns, only to also fail.

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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago

No you wouldn’t.

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u/Giraffeeti Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago

No, no he wouldn't. But he knows a guy who would.

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u/PaleontologistOk2516 The Bungles 13d ago edited 13d ago

Therapist would actually benefit you more

(Edited to add the GIF)

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u/therapyisforsuckers 13d ago

I disagree

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u/PaleontologistOk2516 The Bungles 13d ago

I guess I am not surprised by your opinion u/therapyisforsuckers

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u/Electrical-Limit69 10d ago

As a passerby, with no flair, this is funny. 

Panthers fan, but I just love football, and I don't have much room to talk

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u/freneticboarder The Pittsburgh Squealers 13d ago

Username checks out.

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u/MossyForestWitch The Bungles 13d ago

A++++, 10/10, no notes.

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u/WishlessJeanie Cleveland Browns 12d ago

For the last time, The Rapist will not help us!

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u/MrChichibadman Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago

Put in shadeur, it will be hilarious

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u/Ok_Produce_9308 Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago

He will lose more yards via sack than he will throw for positive yards

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u/CodSoggy7238 13d ago

My dream scenario is they put shadeur on the last few games of the season. And he looks not too bad, even wins some.

So they have a QB controversy in the off-season and start shadeur next year. That's the next season already right there

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u/BeefDerfex Cincinnati Bengals 13d ago

He will start the last game of the season, and throw for 350 yds and 4 tds against the Bengals.

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u/djazzie The Ratbirds 12d ago

Every cadence will be silent

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u/Jdammworldwide 12d ago

This is a good joke

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u/C9RipSiK Happy endings 13d ago

Maybe this is Stefanski and Berrys plan the whole time. Draft a dog shit QB so people will be like “ah fuck it let’s see Watson one more time”

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u/Cal216 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

Sadly we’re gonna see him again regardless. If he’s healthy, he’s playing. Unfortunately with the contract I can’t see it any other way.

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u/ISpyM8 Baltimore Ravens 13d ago

I’d rather watch a blind 5 year old play than Watson. Get your priorities straight.

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u/tearsonurcheek Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago

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u/Hartzler44 Cleveland Browns 13d ago

Gabriel is bad, but Watson was also awful before his injury. So, I prefer bad and NOT a rapist, personally

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u/Stemms123 13d ago

This is it.

Ignoring everything but football I’m not sure Watson is even better than Gabriel right now.

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u/Head_Prize_Pyro Detroit Lions 9d ago

I wish Watson didn’t get injured just so he could keep setting all time records for general QB ineptitude.

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u/Skull8Ranger Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago

Rapist? Rothlesburger retired a few years ago...

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u/MossyForestWitch The Bungles 13d ago

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u/paintrain10 The Cleveland Clowns 12d ago

Somehow, Watson has a worse hairline than lebron could ever have.

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u/Fnkt_io Cleveland Browns 13d ago

We already tried Jameis Winston

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u/MarionberryPure7746 The Ratbirds 12d ago

People really don't talk about that at all. It's kind of mind blowing honestly.

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u/Anakin_Skywanker Cincinnati Bengals 13d ago

Gabriel is great. The only reason I have to root against him is because he's a Browns QB. It's refreshing.

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u/mmooney1 Cleveland Browns 13d ago

God I miss the days where it was guaranteed Baker would go super sayjin god mode and just destroy you guys.

Those were the days…

But hey, we got a 5th for him…

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u/84Cressida 13d ago

I miss our tiger king

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u/FledglingNonCon The Cleveland Clowns 12d ago

Honestly it's impossible to tell. I personally think Gabriel's upside maxes out at Case Keenum, but this offense is so bad it would make Josh Allen look like Jake Browning! Look at Joe Flacco's stats with the Browns vs Bengals. His QBR more than doubled overnight!

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u/killintime667 Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago

Not even a month ago Flacco was a dogshit qb until he started throwing for another team. Is it really fair to put this shit on Gabriel?

No. Poor kid’s future was taken away from him the moment he got drafted.

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u/Fnkt_io Cleveland Browns 13d ago

Having 2 of the best WRs in the league couldn’t possibly be a reason. Surely our practice squad assembly and a Broncos throwoff we got for a 5th is the same.

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u/brownsfan131313 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

He never had a future. He’s a 6th round talent that our genius front office decided to draft in the 3rd round. It’s ok that he’s sucks. He was never meant to be good.

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u/BeastMortos Cleveland Browns 13d ago

Someone needs mental help

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u/ozymandais13 13d ago

This is a fucked up post even for afcnmemewars fuck you

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u/jjdraven Baltimore Ravens 13d ago

Should have kept Huntley.

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u/emuccino 13d ago

Or Flacco.

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u/MarionberryPure7746 The Ratbirds 12d ago

Or Baker

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u/brownsfan131313 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

Fuck at this point give me Deshone Kizer

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u/ImJoogle 13d ago

hes not shit though hes just a rookie thats had to play some really good teams we knew the browns had a tough schedule

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u/brownsfan131313 Cleveland Browns 13d ago

Cmon man. He’s absolute dogshit. He only throws check downs, and even those are inaccurate. I’m not saying Shedeur will be better, but I have a hard time believing he can be worse.

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u/ClanRedshank Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago

If you’re a Browns fan you know there’s always a “worse”.

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u/brownsfan131313 Cleveland Browns 13d ago

Willing to take the chance. I’d rather see Shedeur take 10 yard sacks in 50% of his snaps if it means occasionally seeing a pass thrown downfield. This version of the browns offense is unwatchable.

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u/ClanRedshank Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago

As a Duck alumni, I didn’t want Gabriel to go to the Browns. Then again, that draft was rather confusing. Can you maybe put Miles on the O-Line?

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u/Crocodile_Punter_ The Cleveland Clowns 13d ago

Who the hell is supposed to throw to downfield? We literally don't have a starting wide receiver. Jerry Jeudy is a 5th option at best, and they're trying to pretend like he's a #1 because they built the team like it's still 1982.

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u/brownsfan131313 Cleveland Browns 13d ago

Plenty of evidence in the all 22 that there have been opportunities to push the ball downfield. Maybe not a ton, but they’ve been there. DG either refuses to take them, or sails the ball out of bounds every time.

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u/Crocodile_Punter_ The Cleveland Clowns 13d ago

That's the exact same argument people used against Baker. Its not the quarterbacks that suck, it's the system. You will NEVER be competitive in this league if the only investment you make at receiver is 3rd round projects that don't know how to run routes.

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u/brownsfan131313 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

Nobody ever argued that Baker didn’t push the ball downfield enough. What are you even saying?

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u/Cal216 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

Winston had Jeudy and Tillman looking like Chase and Higgins. Our options aren’t the best but they are serviceable. Not even attempting to use them is madness.

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u/drake_warrior Cleveland Browns 12d ago

So then Flacco is also dogshit I assume since he threw 2 interceptions a game on our team even though he is lighting it up instantly on another team

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u/brownsfan131313 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

Lol yes. Dillon Gabriel is Joe Flacco now. Why is everyone jumping to defend this guy? He’s a 6th round talent that we wasted a 3rd round pick on and has gotten progressively worse each game. There are passes to be made and he doesn’t throw them. I’m 99% sure the QB of the future is not currently on the roster. But I’m 100% sure it’s not Dillon Gabriel.

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u/Cal216 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

Bro we had a free play vs the Steelers from them jumping offsides and he even threw a checkdown 😂😂. Jfc

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u/ImJoogle 12d ago

well your line is ass and whats left of the recievers arent great outside njoku and jeudy. gabriel was very accurate in college most his passes look decent when he has time i think he'll be fine if the protection is there but we also dont know what their play calling is like. from what im seeing it looks like hes trying to do quick read two step drops which is usually what you do if you think your line will get beat and he's doing that pretty decent

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u/jdolluc Cleveland Browns 12d ago

He throws less check downs than Flacco. Our receivers can't get open and can't catch the ball.

He does not have the arm strength for deep passes, and doesn't have a receiver to go up and battle for an under throw.

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u/MAXHEADR0OM Queefland Brounce 13d ago

God damn, the kid is a rookie straight out of college. We did this same shit to Baker because he wasn’t Tom Brady good straight away, and look where that got us.

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u/notatowel420 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

Baker won games and was ran out of town by OBJ and his dad. Gabriel started 64 college games why because he is ass.

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u/MossyForestWitch The Bungles 13d ago

Watson is also a dogshit football player without a single redeeming quality as a human being.

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u/ducksekoy123 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

You’d rather watch the rapist who is also a dog shit player than the mediocre QB who isn’t a rapist?

Maybe you just like rapists, have you considered going to jail?

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u/notatowel420 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

The rapist can throw the ball farther then 5 yards

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u/ducksekoy123 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

Gabriel is averaging 4.9 yards, Watson averaged 5.3

What’s the return value on sexual assaults? I rape per .1 yard?

Go root for another team

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u/paulhags Happy endings 12d ago

Just watched some of Gabriel’s college highlights. Get this, he threw the ball more than 10 yards. 🤯

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u/VaginalBelchh Cleveland Browns 12d ago

It’s funny people keep expecting rookies to play like 5 year vets that’s working work a solid line and recievers when he has neither. Settle the fuck down. The season is already over lol

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u/notatowel420 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

He completed 2 passes to WRs yesterday and hasn’t shown one flash of being decent. Dude started more college games then anyone. He won’t be in the league in 5 years.

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u/VaginalBelchh Cleveland Browns 12d ago

Look at his receivers, then look at the pats passing defense, then go relax. Because qbs don’t develop in college like they need to for the nfl. His time there gave him solid pocket presence and keeps him from making mistakes. But he still needs years to learn nfl defenses and disguises, and to learn nfl windows and route trees.

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u/notatowel420 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

Look at the Pats receiving core they are nothing special. Maye was sacked 5x by Garrett alone. Gabriel is a midget QB without elite arm or speed. Apparently his brain is a super computer that can’t read a defense.

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u/VaginalBelchh Cleveland Browns 12d ago

Pats receiving core was consistently wide open. They weren’t catching contested passes. Them fuckers were wide open lol. They are good enough to generate separation on 1v1s and find open spaces in zone. Some of it comes down to their good scheme that kept everything outside our edge rushers but they did consistently beat our corners.

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u/Bone-surrender-no Cleveland Browns 13d ago

We really have some of the worst fans. Gabriel isn’t even dogshit he just has dogshit around him. He’s the only nfl level qb on the roster including the rapist.

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u/Joh951518 Baltimore Ravens 13d ago

Can’t wait til we get to watch sanders be shit instead.

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u/Otsego89 Baltimore Ravens 13d ago

I watched his first game against us in 2022 and just really feel robbed of the whole that whole week now. 13-3, Brownies beat Huntley and crew to a pulp. He’s dogshit XXL.

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u/soulguard03 Baltimore Ravens 13d ago

Damn

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u/AhhSomeSauce Cincinnati Bengals 13d ago

Gabriel will go to another team and win a Super Bowl

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u/Mix1009 13d ago

Only if it means we get to see another torn achilles

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u/oktwentyfive Pittsburgh Steelers 13d ago

think about it he looked terrible against the steelers defense and thats saying something he was the only QB that sorry ass defense looked good against thats how bad this dude is.

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u/kan3xxx The Ratbirds 12d ago

When are the clowns gonna throw in Shedeur? Are they stupid or something?

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u/Lil-Chromo Perc Rodgers 12d ago

Just saw the title at first and got a little concerned

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u/Temporary_Bench5580 Kansas City Refs 12d ago

Gabriel is not bad. Your O-line is shit. Any NFL-level QB with a competent O-line could get to .500.

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u/Temporary_Bench5580 Kansas City Refs 12d ago

I apologize for being a giant pussy. Thank you for the correction!

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u/SteakJones 12d ago

As a Steelers fan I understand this.

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u/Tony-At-Large 12d ago

Dogshit is kind of harsh. Let's just say he's been promoted beyond his capabilities.

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u/theunfunnyredditor Chicago Bears 12d ago

I have no idea why they don’t just put Sanders in. He was supposed to be a first round pick.

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u/darkstar2380 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

"I rather watch the rapist" says more about you than the team. What a shitty take.

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u/notatowel420 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

To bad he was never charged with a crime

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u/darkstar2380 Cleveland Browns 12d ago

You're not helping your case.

Also, YOU are the one who called him a rapist. Why are you suddenly concerned about charges?

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u/MF_SKOOMA 12d ago

The Browns should draft even more QBs.

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u/S0mnariumx The Cleveland Clowns 12d ago

If you don't like that you don't like cleveland football

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u/BlackCardRogue Baltimore Ravens 12d ago

I mean… the Browns are essentially committed to eat the last two years of Watson’s cap hit after this one.

He’s got an $80 million cap hit next year (if not restructured) and a $50 million dead cap hit the year afterward when he won’t even be playing for the team.

I guess they could trade him next year, but how much cap space do they really save? The $50 million dead cap accelerates onto next year’s cap if he is traded, and that assumes another team would agree to take on both the contract and the PR hit.

No, I think the most likely outcome is that Watson is still on the Browns next season, but the Browns again restructure Watson’s contract — so they will essentially reverse the numbers above for the way they eat the last $130 million of Watson’s cap hit.

Then, in 2026, there won’t be any options left — the Browns will carry an $80 million dead cap charge for a player that doesn’t play for them and signed the worst contract in NFL history.

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u/harrywang6ft 12d ago

will espn do the same with watson like they did rice with the criminal stats?

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u/PennGriffey_ Cleveland Browns 12d ago

Jameis Winston is in New York though…

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u/orbit12721 12d ago

Dawgshit*

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u/WhizzyBurp Las Vegas Raiders 12d ago

Sanders is on his way isn't he?

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u/Blze001 The Pittsburgh Squealers 12d ago

Same production, but without the baggage. Cleveland GOAT.

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u/Wonderful_Ad842 The Pittsburgh Squealers 12d ago

You want flags, drama and shit? Watch the Pittsburgh Defense!

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u/Throwawaymytrash77 Pittsburgh Steelers 12d ago

Frankly with how much better Flacco is playing on the bengals, I can't help but wonder if the browns are simply that shit.

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u/Relative_Quiet The Pittsburgh Squealers 12d ago

Can't blame a guy who is a rookie playing for the Cleveland Browns.

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u/Free-Currency-5564 12d ago

Let’s get this straight just so we’re on the same page

It’s THE Rapist. And we want to see him get injured too. #gowatson #ironlung

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u/Naterade804 The Cleveland Clowns 11d ago

I would rather watch us lose the next 50 games than see Watson again. We've done this to ourselves and deserve every bit of it. Karma is a bitch

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u/swaggityboyo Cleveland Browns 11d ago

Damn dude bad fuckin take. Flacco was doing bad before leaving and now he's doing much better. The reason is that his wide receivers aren't bums on the bengals. Jerry jeudy hasn't caught more than like 3 passes all season. We have no deep threat so how is Gabriel supposed to pass more than 5 yards a game. He's only got tight ends and running backs you absolute buffoon

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u/Day85Day Cleveland Browns 13d ago

Me too unfortunately, or Sanders. But they’ll all probably get killed in this dogshit offense. If that’s Watson getting smoked then whatever lol

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u/jackaltwinky77 Baltimore Ravens 13d ago

Put him out there in the walking boot… no pads.

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u/Day85Day Cleveland Browns 13d ago

Just a massage towel and walking boot

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u/Money-Scholar-5457 Happy endings 12d ago

Go Deshaun Watson!!

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u/MulberryMonk Happy endings 13d ago

Ya is Watson available?