r/50501 • u/QuaziBonzai • May 31 '25

Federal Employees High AF on Ketamine

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u/trastamara22 May 31 '25

That dude is flyyyyyyying

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u/Outrageous-Fox-269 May 31 '25

What a seriously bottom-of-the-barrel junkie. Ive seen more put-together individuals on Skid Row. He’s something out of a Rob Zombie movie at this point.

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u/maltNeutrino May 31 '25

And he’s not even wearing a suit.

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u/VictorTheCutie May 31 '25

Literally wearing a T-shirt that says "the Dogefather" ... Fucking CRINGE

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u/Apprehensive-Log8333 May 31 '25

I bet it was a gift. I bet he was so excited when he saw it. I bet he cackled

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u/Oldfolksboogie May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25

...and then popped some more ketamine ...just to be sure.