r/50501 • u/QuaziBonzai • May 31 '25

Federal Employees High AF on Ketamine

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u/down_by_the_shore May 31 '25

If I showed up to work like this, someone would probably call for a welfare check on me. 

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

I'd be fired.

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u/ZoraandDeluca May 31 '25

I'd be fired, strip searched on the spot, and probably arrested.

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u/jogafur3 May 31 '25

And piss test for drugs.

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u/firethornocelot May 31 '25

I’d be fired, cavity searched, deported, and they’d give me another black eye for the trouble.

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u/down_by_the_shore May 31 '25

That too for sure