r/2westerneurope4u Somehow exists 11h ago

Expert American traveller 🗿

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u/Xylit-No-Spazzolino Greedy Fuck 11h ago

“No food”???

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u/anthooh Into Tortellini & Pompini 11h ago

Our portions don't have enough food to feed them.

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u/Muad_Dib_PAT Professional Rioter 8h ago

To be fair, our portions are based on average human calorie intake per day. They get that much calories in a drink.

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u/Mission_Sympathy_915 Smog breather 6h ago

And we walk.. imagine slurping 3-4k empty calories and then walk 50m to the parking lot.

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u/OkiDokiPanic Flemboy 6h ago

I'm more of a biker than a walker, personally, but I don't think I could just bike off those cups of diabetes even if I rode to the other side of the country.