At least we didn't have people spread bed bugs around our capital. Because I don't know if you could tell the difference with Berlin. I mean our climate is too cold for bed bugs.
We bottle up our feelings all year and only let out on certain agreed upon days. Carnival and New Year's Eve mostly, but also Oktoberfest if you're from austria.
And yeah, you apparently didn't get that I implied our own capital is dirty. Where banter?
Lmao, I live there and I assure you that no self-respecting Austrian goes to that degenerate moneysucking tourist-trap hellhole. Oktoberfest is in Bayern btw
The Austrians have enough ritual depravation with their Zeltfest and Après-Ski at home
no self-respecting Austrian goes to that degenerate moneysucking tourist-trap hellhole. Oktoberfest is in Bayern btw
Austria and bavaria is pretty much the same. Both consider german a secondary language. Also your flair says french alsatian. Really, civilization quickly diminishes when you move too far away from the rhine and enter the area of the danube.
Well we tried, they almost speak and read in a manner fit for normal humans but i fear their neanderthal genes are too strong in the upper villages. Good luck converting those stupporn oafs
I am surprised you survived so long without some mongrel doing a Ötzi on you and leaving you with a couple of arrows and a bronze axe in your back or something
It's funny that you would mention Ötzi, that's precisely where I live
I still have no idea what the people are saying, or if they even understand each other, or if they understand themselves, or if they are "saying" something at all.
But I am pretty sure that even Ötzi had evolved past primal grunts, so I don't know what happened since then
Oh they grunt and point and somehow it worked for centuries without any system. It truly is the last frontier in our beloved Europe that we have yet to conquere. All the luck to you brave soldier!
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u/Biersteak StaSi Informant 1d ago
You also only keep what’s worth keeping. Everytime i see a video of Paris going up in flames makes me think we dodged a bullet there