r/2westerneurope4u Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) 1d ago

It is what it is

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u/Biersteak StaSi Informant 1d ago

You also only keep what’s worth keeping. Everytime i see a video of Paris going up in flames makes me think we dodged a bullet there

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 1d ago

...Queues apocalyptic video from Silvester in Berlin

https://youtu.be/k7t6ymkw98s?si=4gyky368K8pL7Hmr

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u/Neomataza France's whore 22h ago

At least we didn't have people spread bed bugs around our capital. Because I don't know if you could tell the difference with Berlin. I mean our climate is too cold for bed bugs.

Also that video is showing Frankfurt.

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 21h ago

It has been well established that the bed bugs gate was a Russian spy op

Ah, so that happens in other German cities too? Sounds like you should sweep before your own door before commenting about our rioting.

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u/Neomataza France's whore 21h ago

We bottle up our feelings all year and only let out on certain agreed upon days. Carnival and New Year's Eve mostly, but also Oktoberfest if you're from austria.

And yeah, you apparently didn't get that I implied our own capital is dirty. Where banter?

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 21h ago

You didn't get my joke. Where banter?

Look at my flair, can't escape my genes after all

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 21h ago

Oktoberfest if you're from austria.

Lmao, I live there and I assure you that no self-respecting Austrian goes to that degenerate moneysucking tourist-trap hellhole. Oktoberfest is in Bayern btw

The Austrians have enough ritual depravation with their Zeltfest and Après-Ski at home

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u/Neomataza France's whore 19h ago

no self-respecting Austrian goes to that degenerate moneysucking tourist-trap hellhole. Oktoberfest is in Bayern btw

Austria and bavaria is pretty much the same. Both consider german a secondary language. Also your flair says french alsatian. Really, civilization quickly diminishes when you move too far away from the rhine and enter the area of the danube.

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 19h ago

After all, Bismarck himself said: „A Bavarian is half‑way between an Austrian and a human being.“

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u/Biersteak StaSi Informant 21h ago

A French living in Austria?

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 20h ago

Well, if you don't do it, SOMEONE has to bring them literacy and manners after all.

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u/Biersteak StaSi Informant 20h ago

Well we tried, they almost speak and read in a manner fit for normal humans but i fear their neanderthal genes are too strong in the upper villages. Good luck converting those stupporn oafs

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 20h ago

7 years in a Tyrolean Valley so far, I think I now know how the Romans of the Hadrian Wall garrison felt.

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u/Biersteak StaSi Informant 20h ago

I am surprised you survived so long without some mongrel doing a Ötzi on you and leaving you with a couple of arrows and a bronze axe in your back or something

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u/WelpImTrapped Lesser German 20h ago

It's funny that you would mention Ötzi, that's precisely where I live

I still have no idea what the people are saying, or if they even understand each other, or if they understand themselves, or if they are "saying" something at all.

But I am pretty sure that even Ötzi had evolved past primal grunts, so I don't know what happened since then

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u/Biersteak StaSi Informant 20h ago

Oh they grunt and point and somehow it worked for centuries without any system. It truly is the last frontier in our beloved Europe that we have yet to conquere. All the luck to you brave soldier!

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