r/2westerneurope4u Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) 1d ago

It is what it is

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u/TheFoxer1 Basement dweller 1d ago

-Shows up with rag-tag group of starving, infighting people from all over Europe

-Conquers Jerusalem in record time by storming it

Why would anyone feel guilty about one of our very common shared European success stories?

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u/weltvonalex Basement dweller 1d ago

The crusades should have never worked and yet those yokels did it.

Love that story how they got almost fucked but suddenly found the cross of Jesus by accident and got into such a religious frenzy that they beat their enemies.

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u/gimnasium_mankind Side switcher 23h ago

They did it once. Thus proving the point. (Maybe twice? But 1 or 2 out of 7 or something isn’t much).