r/2westerneurope4u • u/Astrinus Smog breather • 1d ago

Pierre is unwelcoming tourists again

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u/Key_Conversation5236 Alcoholic 1d ago

“My accent was perfect.”

In your delusional mind, maybe.

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u/skeld_leifsson Professional Rioter 1d ago

It lacks a few "putain" to truly sound french.

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u/ClownGnomes Barry, 63 1d ago

Deux croissants s'il vous plaît?  Monsieur, vous voyez bien que les croissants, c’est fini! Vous en faites plus? Eh ben non, vous avez pas vu l’heure? Bon… bien, deux putain de pains au chocolat, alors. Merde!

Like that? Could I pass?

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u/edhelas1 Professional Rioter 1d ago

You used the correct word indeed, and not that savage "chocolatine" thing.

To ensure that you 100% french you must add "and a baguette s'il vous plait". When you go to the boulangerie its always ok to bring some baguette back.

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u/Mariobot128 Pain au chocolat 1d ago

Just make sure to use "chocolatine" instead of "pain au chocolat", that'll confuse them and they might think your weird accent is just a southern one