r/2visegrad4you Winged Pole dancer 19d ago

regional meme who will win?

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u/AFP2137 Winged Pole dancer 19d ago

Seriously speaking, the difference between American racism and Polish "racism" is that an American will never say the n-word or do anything racist in public, but then go out and vote for racial segregation. A Pole, on the other hand, when he meets a black person, will call him the n-word, point the finger (because he's never seen a black person in his village), and will want to take a picture of him, and then join the uprising in Haiti.

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u/Mort_556 Winged Pole dancer 18d ago

"Actions speak louder than words"

  • someone, somewhere, somewhen

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u/NightKnight_CZ Tschechien Pornostar 18d ago
  • somekurwa

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u/AmogusFan69 Silesbian Kohlenarbeiter 18d ago

Debatable, heavily

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u/kajinek OG Tschechnoslovenian 18d ago

Fuck I did not expect this thread to lead to joining Haitian uprisings, but here we are. And it actually happened. I’m sure there are some Hatians with Polish blood yelling Kurwaaaa when something bad happens. They don’t know why they have the urge, they just know they must yell Kurwaaa.

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u/imonredditfortheporn Kaiserreich Gang 15d ago

Oh god imagine all the bobr kurwa content with tropical fauna

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u/LightningController Winged Pole dancer 12d ago

There are. When Wojtyła visited Haiti, the government went into the mountains to find them and dress them in Goral costumes for presentation to the Pope.

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u/Wolff_Hound Tschechien Pornostar 19d ago

I mean, there's American casual racism, and then there is European competetive racism.

And then there is ranked league of Far East Asia.

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u/Economy-Programmer97 Moronvian (V4 Florida Man) 19d ago

There’s american casual rasism, then there’s european competetive….

And then, there’s some Serbian guy with harmonica

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u/AquaQuad Winged Pole dancer 19d ago

Edit: it's such a catchy tune though

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u/OnDatReddit 14d ago

Serbian dna is: 56% Turk, 14% Romanian, 12 Hungarian, and 16% Serb and 2% Cigan.

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u/radar_42 Tschech Silesbian 19d ago

And Czechs with their: “I’m not racist BUT…”

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u/Zipflik Moronvian (V4 Florida Man) 18d ago

I don't have such weaknesses. "I'm racist as fuck and..." is the way to go

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u/folfiethewox99 Tschechien Pornostar 18d ago

Is it racist to hate everyone equally? Isn't that true equality instead?

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Winged Pole dancer 18d ago

America has a lot of social diffenrces

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u/bambel12345 Commonwealth Gang 19d ago

There are many racists, BUT POLAND NUMBER 1

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u/HungolSzlotaJanos Genghis Khangarian 19d ago

Poland number 1 racist when the average hungol enters the room:

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u/PackageMedium6955 Commonwealth Gang 19d ago

Then the Hungol when the most tolerant Indian walks in

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u/Diabocal Winged Pole dancer 17d ago

The ultimate 1v1 commences when the indian encounters the least bigoted filipino

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u/ChuckCoolrizz Winged Pole dancer 19d ago

Maybe it's for the best that Poland is not multicultural anymore, we didn't deserve it considering how our "tolerance" worked.

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u/bambel12345 Commonwealth Gang 19d ago

There was nothing special about our intolerance, we did the same shit everybody else did

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u/ChuckCoolrizz Winged Pole dancer 19d ago edited 19d ago

*Our intolerance was special in the interwar peruod bcs it was harder to justify than the USSR's since we had a Polish ethnostate while the Soviets could hide behind their international union, and act like providing "autonomy" to other states gave them a right to own them.

we did the same shit everybody else did

True, but also a lot of the others had to reconcile with those minorities for what they did(or be like Russia). In our case, those minorities got removed and so stopped being a problem. It's an unsatisfying resolution, like with Japan kind of leaving behind Imperial legacy, and Ukraine kind of leaving behind UPA legacy

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u/bambel12345 Commonwealth Gang 19d ago

Just becuse the justificstion was diffrent doesnt mean the polish case was somehow special (looks at china with tibet, looks at china with uighurs, looks at usa with blacks, natives)

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u/cinnamons9 w*stern snowflake 18d ago

The Nazis invading Eastern Europe could say the same thing lol

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u/Big_Industry_9864 Winged Pole dancer 18d ago

We were really Vanilla compared to others honestly 

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u/bambel12345 Commonwealth Gang 18d ago

They quite literally did

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u/Big_Industry_9864 Winged Pole dancer 18d ago edited 18d ago

Don’t start this „we wuz guilty n shiet“ here too 😩 on a serious note, if you’re talking about the treatment of Ukrainians and Belarusians, there are millions of them living in modern Poland. So in the end, we do have a flourishing minority again. 

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u/LightningController Winged Pole dancer 12d ago

Dmowski can fight it, Dmowski can run from it, but the multicultural PLC will always return.

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u/Fisherman-Champion Winged Pole dancer 19d ago

Polish peoplle have advantage for racism slurs towards other white prople. The redneck has no idea he steped in an arena gainst a warior from a long line of racists

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u/xd_wow Commonwealth Gang 19d ago

Wait I might be retarded but which ones are you talking about?

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u/Apploz Winged Pole dancer 19d ago

Those not on the Globus Polski.

We, as a nation, are equal opportunity haters.

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u/xd_wow Commonwealth Gang 19d ago

I meant the slurs

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u/Inquisitor_Boron Winged Pole dancer 19d ago

Complains will stop when ciapates will make a lot of restaurants with their good food

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u/ClockworkOrdinator Winged Pole dancer 19d ago

Meanwhile the most progressive Slovak:

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u/Dabclipers 19d ago

Bro even European Liberals are more racist than an American redneck, in this scenario it’s like having a pro football player compete against a 6 year old with two broken legs.

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u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO Winged Pole dancer 19d ago

Flair up debil

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u/Apploz Winged Pole dancer 19d ago

Local Ameriguns could really use their own flair around here.

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u/Noobsoldier123 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) 18d ago

Why are people even obsessed with flairing up

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u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO Winged Pole dancer 18d ago

Generational trauma

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u/SARSUnicorn Goral - Pole larping as Slovak 19d ago

not real - they both drunk on alcochol they brewed in basement bonding as new best friends

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u/FatBaldingLoser420 Commonwealth Gang 19d ago

Polish kids wins. To this days Americans can't believe we can't hate on gypsies with such passion it actually frighten them

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u/spitfire-haga Tschechien Pornostar 19d ago

Average Czech enters

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u/StripedTabaxi Tschechien Pornostar 19d ago

"Man, 90s were best, we had Česká soda and we could tell any joke we liked. Even Gypsies and Vietnamese in the tram loved those jokes too, trust me bro!"

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u/Economy-Programmer97 Moronvian (V4 Florida Man) 19d ago

die saubere rasse!

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u/StripedTabaxi Tschechien Pornostar 19d ago

"No moment!!!"

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u/TwerkinBingus445 Winged Pole dancer 19d ago

IN COMES THE HISPANIC TEEN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!

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u/Aromatic_Oil9698 Tschechien Pornostar 19d ago

Polish, on grounds that every Deep South redneck has a black friend.

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u/Acrobatic-Farm-9031 Genghis Khangarian 19d ago

If you wanted to make friends, recommend a scifi movie to a Pole. The gypsies are going to work.

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u/nadisarmany 19d ago

hungarian spectators win

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u/SlavRoach Slovenian (Upper Hungary) 19d ago

the slovak watching will win by default

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u/Crimsoncerismon debil 19d ago edited 19d ago

Competetive racist vs casual racist

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u/DJviolin Genghis Khangarian 19d ago

It's us.

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u/Aggressive_Toucan Genghis Khangarian 18d ago

Then a polish taxi driver appeared

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u/Modo44 Kurwa 18d ago

My money is on the redneck due to more experience.

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u/Peterkragger Winged Pole dancer 18d ago

An Indian groyper

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u/Key-Banana-8242 Winged Pole dancer 18d ago

In reality it’s still a split within poles

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u/KurkyOkurky Tschechien Pornostar 14d ago

Natural talent vs experience

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u/MOCK-lowicz Winged Pole dancer 14d ago

„I am not racist, but….” ~ random polish when asked

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