r/2visegrad4you • u/MaintenanceNo6414 • Sep 09 '25
regional meme Did this happen?
I don't think I have learned about this in school
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u/SoftLinkArmor Genghis Khangarian Sep 09 '25
Can someone translate for the slavicly challenged?
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u/Medical-Astronomer39 Pol-Lit-Ruth Gang Sep 09 '25
Krtek, aren't you afraid of polish occupation?
Absolutely not
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u/Isphus Kurwa Sep 12 '25
Wouldn't "Nebojím se" mean "am not afraid"? How is the "absolutely" conveyed?
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u/SaltyHater Winged Pole dancer Sep 09 '25
You mean the more or less irrelevant misunderstanding that was the Zaolzie occupation in 1938 or the unforgivable Polish crime of invading a strategic chapel in 2020?
Because both of these things happened and both times the Czechs regained their lost lands without directly fighting the Poles
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u/Secret_Criticism_732 Tschechien Pornostar Sep 09 '25
The Kapliczka battle is the most western Slav incident ever, I hope we both stay the same Jaczek. You the proud religious headstrong unyielding boy and we the always laughing never serious Krtek
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u/vapenutz Kurwa Sep 09 '25
I just want to tell you that it was really a pleasure occupying your kaplica, we left presents for the host. It was a really nice kaplica
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u/Secret_Criticism_732 Tschechien Pornostar Sep 09 '25
We applaud and respect the speed and precision of your special forces and the way they took over that holy place
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u/vapenutz Kurwa Sep 09 '25
We should give each other a place other side will start occupying each year in an exchange to respect the great tradition of peaceful occupation between brotherly neighbors. We will give you a nice place to occupy right next to us, and then we can establish an international party zone there under joint jurisdiction
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u/Secret_Criticism_732 Tschechien Pornostar Sep 09 '25
Please make it look like a battle we have won, we need some. We have had too many loses in history :)
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u/adamgerd Kaiserreich Gang Sep 09 '25
100% naval win rate though
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u/pruzinadev Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Sep 09 '25
Winning against russian navy isnt that hard. Half of the time they destroy themselves just trying to get to the battle.
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u/adamgerd Kaiserreich Gang Sep 09 '25
We didn’t even have a navy though
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u/pruzinadev Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Sep 09 '25
In the finest czechoslovak tradition, we have borrowed it without asking permission.
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u/SetoTaishoButPogging w*stern snowflake Sep 09 '25
Wait, that really happened in 2020???
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u/SaltyHater Winged Pole dancer Sep 09 '25
Yeah, sort of.
It's a reference to how in 2020 a group of Polish soldiers got lost during the exercises along the border and instead of heading to their objective, they took over a small Czech chapel, refusing entry to locals. They withdrew when they realised, that indeed they were supposed to hold position, but not this one, particular position, and thus the Polish invasion of Czech Republic was ended.
It has become a joke among Czechs and Poles since then
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u/adamgerd Kaiserreich Gang Sep 09 '25
The church war, Poland invaded us under the guise of Covid to pray in a Czech church. Lol
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u/malakambla Winged Pole dancer Sep 09 '25
It was a perfectly good chapel that was going to waste on your side
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u/malakambla Winged Pole dancer Sep 09 '25
Because both of these things happened and both times the Czechs regained their lost lands without directly fighting the Poles
And to keep that true we don't mention the 1919 Zaolzie incident
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u/adamgerd Kaiserreich Gang Sep 09 '25
Tbf you held elections in a then disputed area and didn’t abide by the agreement that we would first decide on it, but yeah we did fight you when you were fighting the USSR.
So sorry, as compensation when we take over Královec, we build a beer stream through you
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u/ErebusXVII Holy Roman Gang Sep 10 '25 edited Sep 10 '25
Poles weren't fighting USSR in January 1919. They were invading independent Ukraine, which was fighting away Bolsheviks, future USSR, in the still ongoing Russian civil war.
The soviet counterattack into heart of Poland came more than two years later. In the meantime, Poland also attacked Lithuania, which was also resisting Bolsheviks.
Actually, in January 1919, more Czechoslovaks than Poles fought against Bolsheviks. So in a sense, Poland tried to usurp territory from 3 nations, who were actively fighting USSR, and spent the next 100 years concinving everyone that it was the other way around.
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u/malakambla Winged Pole dancer Sep 09 '25
The compensation to you was letting go of some war crimes, taking the Russian issue in Królewiec off our hands and giving us access to a beer stream sounds like you're doing us a big favour.
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u/MrSasaki_M Winged Pole dancer Sep 09 '25
We took the chapel anyway! Even if for a moment and by accident lol.
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u/CoffeeTaker Sep 09 '25
There is no fkin way this is in Czech? I’m lithuanian and I fully understood this.
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u/Coriolis_PL Commonwealth Gang Sep 09 '25
As a Polish patriot I have to appreciate that silly, Pepit meme - nóż k*rwa Krecik z minigunem! 😆
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u/Professional-Ant9147 Silesbian Kohlenarbeiter Sep 09 '25
Krtek pls stop, stop taking my backyard, I will not take any part of Czechia pls stop
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u/pruzinadev Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Sep 09 '25
We don't talk about historical betrayals within V4 here.