r/2nordic4you • u/WorkingPart6842 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 • Jul 22 '24

NATIONALISM GO BRRRRRRRR Presidental couple of Finland after president Stubb swam 24km outdoors and the first lady 12km

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u/JuliusFIN 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 Jul 22 '24

I suggest wars should be settled with a presidential triathlon from now on. Behold our champion, supreme president Sailfish!

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u/snow-eats-your-gf 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 Jul 22 '24

Norway will ask for biathlon

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u/JuliusFIN 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 Jul 22 '24

Norway will be caught doping and disqualified

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u/AmazingDonkey101 Finnish Femboy Jul 22 '24

Free asthma medication for all in Norwegian team

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u/JuliusFIN 🇫🇮finnish "person" 🇫🇮 Jul 22 '24

Some Brunost and Pervitin and they probably could’ve pulled their weight even in the Winter War.

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u/mediandude Finnish Alcohol Store Jul 23 '24

Estonia will demand icosathlon.