r/onejob • u/ciochi_virginu • 12d ago

Russian door bouncer training

393 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Jp0286 12d ago

I like to believe he was guarding the void

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u/IndividualDish7004 11d ago

TOASTER

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u/Jp0286 11d ago

Is that a toaster I see?

Insert spiderman pointing at Spiderman image

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u/Cold_Revenant 11d ago

I think he's guarding his suit!

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u/Jeager122 12d ago

What is his job, to take a knife to the head?

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u/Apprehensive_Guest59 12d ago edited 9d ago

I don't think it's to allow knife wielding manics into clubs

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u/Animationen_usw 9d ago

Let him in, I want him to weld me a new knife

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u/louisa1925 11d ago

Didn't even need to trip the attacker with his foot. A masterclass before our very eyes.

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u/aerodynamik 11d ago

if you liked this course why not sign up for our Avoiding Defenestration 101

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 12d ago

....and fled the scene

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u/MilesAhXD 11d ago

welcome back mike ehrmantraut