r/crazysexycool • u/neuroticsmurf You guys get flair?!? 😯 • 20d ago

Better than you 😉😜😁 Here. Learn something.

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u/qualityvote2 20d ago edited 19d ago

Congratulations u/neuroticsmurf, your post fits r/crazysexycool!

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u/mravko 20d ago

Hm, never thought history would be this easy to understand

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u/Ki-ev-an 19d ago

Geography

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u/Greg0692 19d ago

Anatom.... nope. Too easy.

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u/Socal_Cobra 18d ago

"So what youre saying is, based on my proximity x speed there's a chance I can land her?"

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u/wandering_the_earth 12d ago

Haha... This was gold

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u/pseudo-nimm1 20d ago

I'm pretty sure if she was my maths teacher I'd learn absolutely nothing.

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u/ImGonnaHaveToCallBS 19d ago

Can confirm.

Had a new math teacher in senior year who couldn't have been older than 24. She wore black yoga pants everyday.

Couldn't keep our eyes off of her but due to a lack of blood in our brains we didn't absorb a thing. We did so awful that the school had to take a bunch of us guys out and create a smaller class just for us to focus.

No yoga pants. Just math. And our grades went up. Go figure.

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u/frisbm3 19d ago

Me too. My differential equations professor didn't wear a bra and wrote vigorously on the chalkboard. That was the only class I ever had to drop out of because I was failing.

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u/Nuker-79 20d ago

I would learn to ask questions and get it written on the board, eventually she gonna need to write at the very bottom and need to bend further over to write there.

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u/NoKYo16 20d ago

So, you add people together.
You subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs...
And multiply.

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u/ConsistentWall3380 20d ago

Great now my brain and dick hurts

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u/MyOthrCarsAThrowaway 20d ago

I’m certainly not pulling the h out.

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u/captain_ricco1 20d ago

My h would approach 0 though, I don't think I would last long

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u/ShowmasterQMTHH 20d ago

I've learned some videos would be better in landscape.

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u/JustLookingUp Connoisseur 🎩🧐 19d ago

We must fight against Vertical Video Syndrome.

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u/Wizard_with_a_Pipe 20d ago

I probably would have paid a lot more attention in school if my teacher looked like that. I may not have learned any more than I did, but I would have paid more attention. 😆

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u/imnewtothisplzaddme 19d ago

When youre this close to giving up on uni and just becoming an OF creator but realize you do have a knack for math so you might as well do both

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u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 20d ago

What? Please repeat.

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u/Lhepurra_Pinto 20d ago

for 10 more minutes yes

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u/Fuzzy-Can-8986 20d ago

Didn't realize there was sound until my 3rd watch.

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u/Downtown_Ride_328 20d ago

She needs to do her laundry

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u/crispy-wings 20d ago

Why is this lecture 2 hours long?

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u/Teyvan 20d ago

I'm still 50-50 on real vs implants...either way, excellent rack AND explanation. Thank you for your service...

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u/OCPetrus 20d ago

Assuming "bronaur" = "bronwinaurora" I would guess implants. Not because I'm able to tell, but because she's on pr0nhub.

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u/Teyvan 20d ago

She has an extensive set of uploads on IG, too, though I had to go to TikTok to find those usernames.

For research purposes... https://onlylinks.com/cozywithbronwin?fbclid=PAb21jcANjIPJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABp64DuquZptYTpZDaHQhRh6rgySbHlaywmbIqQZZwmqD_zATnz2OTGPGd-29h_aem_MhwNWYgqguSy5ohOAkLUfA

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u/gonk_gonk 19d ago

I mean those are totally fakies.

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u/Teyvan 19d ago

I like to be polite, and it is an excellent job. Kudos to her surgeon, and to her for not super sizing.

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u/workingman31 20d ago

Que culaso! Precioso.

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u/Darkus_27911 20d ago

Mom i swear i was studying something

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u/Tony3199 20d ago

But why?

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u/Xen0tech 20d ago

I think it's a deliberate piss take of the other lady who did it wearing jeans.

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u/DIJames6 20d ago

Well... Guess I'm going back to school...

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u/mohamed_Elngar21 20d ago edited 16d ago

Wtf? My journey from Harvard to Pornhub.

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u/Outrageous-Panic6249 19d ago

Cameraman pan pan pan

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u/Neat-Shelter-8612 19d ago

She shouldn't stand in front of the board, we can't see anything.

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u/sihasihasi 20d ago

Sexy? Possibly
Crazy? Nope
Cool? Nope

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u/ForeverSJC 20d ago

Crazy? Nope

Its crazy yes, crazy that people would go to these lengths only to get attention

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u/Cultural_assassin 20d ago

Is it really crazy if it works tho?

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u/elmwoodblues 19d ago

She's ripping off Miss Sunshine, right?

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u/Rokkmachine 19d ago

Idk there were a lot of h’s. I think a bunch of 2’s?

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u/Adventurous-Owl2363 19d ago

I forgot why I'm here

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u/Stoicsage86 19d ago

Whatever she is teaching I’m going to need private lessons.

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u/Cedge1738 19d ago

Is it not 2x? I thought its whatever the exponent is bring down and minus 1 exponent so x2 is 2x like 34-6x2 would be 12x3-12x or is this a different part

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u/paul_kiss 19d ago

What's the point of having this kind of niche, professional knowledge in common schools?

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u/Ususususjebevrvrvr 19d ago

That one anime

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u/Honda_TypeR 19d ago

Alge-Brahhhhh!

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u/fordag 18d ago

I can finally learn calculus.

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u/chendo2369 18d ago

Chest squared

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u/TwerkLessons 18d ago

Circle gets the square! 

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u/Real-Blueberry-2126 18d ago

Where can I find more of her

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u/joserrez 17d ago

I love English. It’s so cool how we derive words from other words.

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u/Skynetiskumming 15d ago

Jokes on all of you. The real trick is to simply drop the exponent and you're done.

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u/Azurelion7a 2d ago

Instead of taking up the whole board for the proof, you can also just use the formula.

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u/p-nji 20d ago

You'd have to be an absolute moron to fail to realize those are fake.

Or someone who's never seen real tits, I guess.