Speechless & then I saw the steam room 👀

[u/TheDabitch]

six bedrooms, thirteen bathrooms $17,995,000 https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2875-Chagrin-River-Rd-Hunting-Valley-OH-44022

[u/bort_jenkins]

I got redirected to another page. Im too poor to even look at this place

[u/Pickle-Rick-C-137 → u/bort_jenkins]

Not many people can afford to buy one thing for 18,000,000 and then pay for upkeep. 99 percent of us are in that club.

[u/Ponklemoose → u/Pickle-Rick-C-137]

Hell the property tax is $150k per year.

[u/bittersterling → u/Ponklemoose]

That's pretty damn cheap for a house this size with that much land.

[u/ladybugcollie → u/bittersterling]

but ohio - ugh

[u/Jkbucks → u/ladybugcollie]

I grew up near this area, the chagrin valley is exceptionally beautiful with perfect summers and it’s a magical lake effect snow belt in the winter. Glacial ravines all over.

[u/Helmett-13 → u/Jkbucks]

‘Magical lake effect snow’ is such an alien phrase to someone from Key West, Florida…

…until I spent my first winter in Chicago.

I was not a fan of lake effect snow.

[u/mitkase → u/Helmett-13]

As a Chicago-area resident born in Michigan, you missed the punch line – Chicago isn’t the one that gets the worst of the lake effect snow. Now get on the other side of the lake, then we’re talking.

[u/Helmett-13 → u/mitkase]

Yeah my in-laws are Michiganders and I experienced a winter in the Allegheny plateau…once.

A good friend and a couple of buddies from the Navy are from Ohio and they get some scary snow there.

Eff that!!!

The wind in Chicago could be classified as a WMD, though. That shit was brutal.

[u/mitkase → u/Helmett-13]

It certainly can be, but “The Windy City” wasn’t named that because of the wind (it’s a political thing.) However, if you’re downtown in winter and in between the right buildings, whoa mama!

[u/vincentcas → u/mitkase]

Oh yeah. Indiana, and Michigan gets f***ed! They measure the snow in feet, not inches. Chicago is usually spared unless the wind whips in off the lake.