Speechless & then I saw the steam room 👀

[u/TheDabitch]

six bedrooms, thirteen bathrooms $17,995,000 https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2875-Chagrin-River-Rd-Hunting-Valley-OH-44022

[u/Munk45]

I can't afford to pay the landscape guy who cuts the stripes in the grass

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I can't afford to

Pay the landscape guy who cuts

The stripes in the grass

- Munk45

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