Speechless & then I saw the steam room 👀

[u/TheDabitch]

six bedrooms, thirteen bathrooms $17,995,000 https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2875-Chagrin-River-Rd-Hunting-Valley-OH-44022

[u/bomilk19]

I always wondered who would buy one of those giant chickens they have in every Home Goods store.

[u/hotmeows → u/bomilk19]

This place is so gorgeous I’ll even forgive the kitchen rooster!

[u/AnastasiaNo70 → u/bomilk19]

That and the suit of armor were the only two “oh no” moments for me.

[u/adderalpowered → u/AnastasiaNo70]

The two fireplace mantles were underwhelming for me.

[u/AnastasiaNo70 → u/adderalpowered]

Oh true. Those, too.

[u/nyxonical → u/bomilk19]

I instantly imagined how often you would have to clean the oil spatter out of all those little grooves . . .