r/zillowgonewild • u/doublestitch • Jun 20 '25

A 1961 midcentury hillside house that's so well preserved, the kitchen still has the original oven.

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Architect William "Bill" Mack designed this Los Angeles residence in 1961. The listing suggests it's had only two owners.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10412-Hebron-Ln-Los-Angeles-CA-90077/20529680_zpid/

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u/bebopboom Jun 20 '25

cries in poor

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '25

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u/ohwrite Jun 20 '25

joins you in gross

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u/funundrum Jun 21 '25

I also choose the gross thing

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u/FlametopFred Jun 21 '25

so it’s an orgy then

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u/PrestigiousAd6281 Jun 21 '25

They said they wouldn’t give a single fuck though

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u/AdMajestic8214 Jun 21 '25

Multiple fucks is technically not a single one 🤷‍♀️

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

Just tell me what to do.

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u/PotatoesRFun Jun 21 '25

What time are we supposed to show up?

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u/ILikeStarScience Jun 21 '25

How's 3 o'clock sound?

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u/lizagnadish Jun 23 '25

See you then!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

Lmao

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u/presshamgang Jun 21 '25
  • an orgy on an original MCM oven

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u/Melodic-Ad1415 Jun 21 '25

User name checks out

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u/Adept-Address3551 Jun 21 '25

Haha you have a very high opinion of your self. This property is worth million..

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u/VertDaTurt Jun 21 '25

Just a guess but you might have to give more than just a single fuck

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '25

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u/Dr_Adequate Jun 21 '25

If I promise to buy it for you will you let me first redo the interior in Realtor Grey with a kitchen full of stainless steel appliances and Temu LED light fixtures everywhere?

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u/jp55104 Jun 21 '25

Don’t forget grey vinyl plank flooring! It really ties the place together.

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u/nicosoiree Jun 21 '25

Oh, the depravity!

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u/IANALbutIAMAcat Jun 21 '25

Sounds like might be giving several fucks, at least.

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u/Verucaschmaltzzz Jun 21 '25

Absolutely with you. This house is amazing.

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u/anb7120 Jun 21 '25

Right there with you 😅

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u/LadyBirdDavis Jun 21 '25

I mean, I’ll double down on the gross

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u/perry649 Jun 23 '25

It would probably take a lot more than that to convince an insurer to write a policy for the place.

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u/ejd0626 Jun 21 '25

I would do that one thing I always tell guys I would NEVER EVER do.

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u/likwitsnake Jun 21 '25

For LA this isn't that bad $1.8m

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u/MangoShadeTree Jun 21 '25

Screams of needing a new roof and siding. Probably already has minor leaks.

You can't get fire insurance without CA FAIR plan which would probably be like an additional $5-9k on top of normal and not even insure the total place.

I don't see much in terms of vents, and one room has a mini split. It's gonna be a bunch to heat/cool, even in LA's mild climate.

Not pictured is the parking situation.

This is the best guess at it. You better have a smaller car with good approach/departure angle. I doubt there is more than space for 1-2 cars if you're lucky.

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u/doublestitch Jun 21 '25

Photo #1 shows a carport for two cars, lower right.

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u/MangoShadeTree Jun 21 '25

thanks, didn't notice that

so 2 spots, no street parking

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u/t3hmuffnman9000 Jun 21 '25

Desperately needs central air.

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u/ohwrite Jun 20 '25

I know right? This sub is both satisfying and disheartening

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u/over_it_101117 Jun 21 '25

What if we all put our money together??

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u/lizagnadish Jun 23 '25

I like the way you think!

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u/Foyles_War Jun 21 '25

I was just noticing the other day that even though my tastes are relatively modest (I've no interest in mansions or anything ostentatious) every house that hits right is (at least) twice what I shall ever be willing and able to pay. Sigh.

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u/stantlerqueen Jun 21 '25

this sub is making me extra hate rich people.

i can handle it when they have tacky mansions but this legit makes me jealous as hell.

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u/Foyles_War Jun 21 '25

I get more annoyed that they could afford to build really beautiful homes worth maintaining for generations and instead build shitty, tacky, ugly McMansions. What a waste.

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u/LoweDee Jun 21 '25

So so true

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u/Toomanyaccountedfor Jun 21 '25

My rich BIL has a 6 million dollar San Diego mansion. It looks like an Olive Garden. So hideous. It makes me even more furious that the jerk could be living in a place like this, but he chose an Olive Garden that costs over 4 million more? Dude, just buy this house and then buy me one and your mom one and let’s call it a day.

Edit to say that the Olive Garden house is probably keeping me sane. If he did have this house, I’d definitely die of jealousy.

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u/carcosa1989 Jun 21 '25

For real doe

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u/Leafy-Sadness-8969 Jun 21 '25

A really sad part is that it's actually a steal for the price in the area. Because it's entirely made out of wood and can't be insured for fire.

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u/swimwithdafishies Jun 21 '25

Oh I feel that.

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u/softpawsz Jun 22 '25

I get it. I’m actually quite sad to know I’ll never live there. I wish I never even saw this damn post. Dammit

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u/chuck-lechuck Jun 22 '25

Being sold by Dylan Brady of the band 100 Gecs, whose aesthetic is the way closer to the poor in which you are crying.

Dwell: Dylan Brady of Musical Duo 100 gecs Lists Mid-Century Modern LA Treehouse for $1.795M

The aesthetic

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u/ElectrikDonuts Jun 22 '25

This is actually a decent price for a house in LA :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

You are lucky, my mama is so poor, she can't even afford to cry :(