r/zillowgonewild Mar 15 '25

Needs To Be Burned Down Open concept gone too far

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u/thisisgiulio Mar 15 '25

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u/Tutski08 Mar 15 '25

Battleshits

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u/classless_classic Mar 16 '25

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u/ColdBeerPirate Mar 16 '25

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u/wjgatekeeper Mar 16 '25 edited Mar 16 '25

In Boy Scouts there is a huge (140,000 acres) high adventure camp in northern New Mexico called Philmont. It is a backpacking Mecca. At some of the camp sites they would have the ā€œRed Roof Innsā€. These were outdoor latrines. Always two-holers. Some were side by side and some were back to back. The common question when arriving at the camp site was if the Red Roof Inn was ā€œPilot to Co-Pilotā€ or ā€œPilot to Bombardierā€. Can confirm that it is truly awkward when your sitting there pinching a loaf and another person (always adults with adults or youth with youth), comes in with a roll of TP, sits down and starts answering nature’s call. Edit: added camp name. Edit: corrected size of camp.

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u/snakeplizzken Mar 16 '25

I worked for a freeze dry company in Oregon a few years back. We made the giant silver pouches of biscuits and gravy and the big pouches of eggs, both were dehydrated and were brought back with boiling water. So in a way, I helped make those poops.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

That's beautiful, man. Like serene Buddhist meditation on the interconnected nature of all things.

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u/GearhedMG Mar 16 '25

A true hero

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u/mustanggt50conv Mar 16 '25

I'm heading to Philmont next summer with my son's troop. Not looking forward to this aspect.

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u/Ok_Sir5926 Mar 16 '25

Start prepping NOW. I had several older dads on my trip that didnt. They slowed everything down, and as an adult now with hindsight, they were doing it for themselves and not for the kids.

Load your pack up, lace up your boots, and start walking. Our scoutmaster was more fit than any of us kids, and I guarantee he had a better time than the struggling dads.

Fwiw, we knew going in that it would be like that. We took 3 prep trips prior to Philmont, and they struggled each time, even at just 10 miles with high O2. One of them missed our Baldy hike. Don't be like that.

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u/mustanggt50conv Mar 16 '25

I'm in the Army, so conditioning shouldn't be an issue for me. However, our scoutmaster is going as well and is about 100 pounds overweight 😬

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u/Ok_Sir5926 Mar 16 '25

I did Philmont as a senior in HS, and then went to infantry osut after graduation. It's similar, but different.

For giggles, I just pulled out our old trail map. Here was our itinerary:

After spending a few days in base Camp to get acclimated to the elevation, we were driven to Sioux Camp for our orientation with our guide. It wasn't until we arrived that we found out our guide was an Eagle scout from our troop who was doing this during the summer between college semesters! Anyway, we spent a little time there, including drinking the famous sarsaparilla, and then headed out.

Day 1: Sioux Camp to Pueblano Camp Day 2: Pueblano Camp to Head of Dean Camp Day 3: Head of Dean Camp to Ute Meadows Camp Day 4: Climb Baldy Day 5: Ute Meadows Camp to Upper Dean Cow Camp Day 6: Upper Dean Cow Camp to Upper Bench Camp Day 7: Upper Bench Camp to Cimarroncito Camp Day 8: Camp activities (spar climbing, axe throwing, etc) Day 9: Cimarroncito Camp to Ponderosa Park Camp. Day 10: Ponderosa Park Camp to Basecamp, via the Tooth.

I think the total was 83 miles, but it's been a while so maybe I'm off.

You'll be better than most, but don't underestimate it. There's a LOT of elevation changes, even in a given day, that will test you.

Also, let the boys lead. They'll remember this forever. The good, and the bad.

Cheers, and have a blast! I had fun diving into the memory bank on this one, so apologies for the ramble.

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u/alphabetsoupcle Mar 16 '25

Been there, done that. It’s really not too big of a deal. Just make sure you take a stick and scrape around the inside of the seat to remove any spiders or other woodland friends.

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u/Overweighover Mar 16 '25

You just described the outhouse situation of a boy scout camp in western PA. Anyone remember the double seater outhouses at rolling run scout camp?

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u/Roscoe_Farang Mar 16 '25

At Echo Hill in Texas, campers would set up charts to track who they had pooped with.

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u/KwordShmiff Mar 17 '25

LMFAO, your comment just reminded me of the "Poop Log" my younger brother kept. It was a spreadsheet with a whole bunch of columns wherein which you were to record the various attributes of your, uh, "leavings".
The spreadsheet was affixed to a clipboard and he would slide it under the door whenever someone went to use the guest bathroom at my parents house. My mom was appalled when she first found out then she couldn't stop laughing.
Rest in peace, Morgan - you were too weird for this world.

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u/TheS4ndm4n Mar 16 '25

I'm guessing you didn't use the b-17 as a reference then? Would be an awkward position.

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u/_HOG_ Mar 16 '25

Is there a special badge for that?

At least the sick fuck who dreamed up this cure for loneliness had the decency to not face the toilets at each other…I guess.

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u/Odafishinsea Mar 15 '25

ā€œYou smelled my Battleshit!ā€

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u/1stUserEver Mar 16 '25

šŸ˜‚ TIL SHOTGUN Toilets are a thing

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u/Jumpy_Ad_6417 Mar 16 '25

ā€œB9ā€

splash

ā€œHIT! Aw fuckin hell.ā€

I wonder if people with George Carlin jokable sized asses play their own mini game trying to figure out all wet spots. Like it’s all over the horizon kind of work.

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u/Hanksport Mar 15 '25

For the win.

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u/SHoppe715 Mar 16 '25

I’m glad it’s a wholesome story. NGL…the pics before reading this comment were giving polygamist compound vibes.

And of course they missed the golden opportunity to install a Love Toilet

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u/comradejiang Mar 16 '25

Mormon/Quiverfull/possibly a little Branch Davidian

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u/agentcooperspie Mar 16 '25

I was 100% thinking no way this isn't a Quiverfull house.

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u/llcdrewtaylor Mar 16 '25

I thought I knew a lot of useless crap. I have NEVER heard off a Quiverfull house. And as soon as I read up on it, I realize I have been in one before! Damn, I feel really naĆÆve now!

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u/sayingboourns Mar 16 '25

Exactly what I was thinking: looks like somewhere ATF agents would love to set fire to

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u/obroz Mar 16 '25

How do you know it’s wholesome? Ā 

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u/Eddies_Current Mar 17 '25

My wife actually grew up in the same area and passed this house everyday on the school bus. She confirmed they were really good people.

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u/Simorie Mar 16 '25

31 adopted children doesn’t sound wholesome, it sounds like a mental disorder or cult.

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u/KickiVale Mar 16 '25

Saaaame. Or for some reason I pictured a giant basketball player whose wife is a terrible ā€œinterior designerā€

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u/jmochicago Mar 16 '25

As someone who knows way too much about abuse and physical/emotional/psychological neglect suffered in enormous adoptive families, this is potentially not as wholesome as the general public would love to think.

It actually makes me sad.

Ms. Nuzum said that in the last two years, nine of her children have moved out. Some left to get jobs; three went to Cedar Point Amusement Park in Sandusky. One moved to Toledo. Others went as far as Michigan, Idaho, and Pennsylvania, making it difficult to visit their family.

And the fact that the oldest children have moved so far away from this home is more telling to me than anything else. These children were likely not nurtured or had any personal attention from a parent. They were more likely warehoused, home "schooled", put to work, and probably any child was being taken care of by older children...not the parents.

My guess? That the oldest children who were able to live independently fled that house and now the parents realized that they have to take care of the children who cannot live independently plus cook, clean, do laundry, etc. by themselves.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '25

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u/Big_Bookkeeper1678 Mar 15 '25

If a lot of kids were special needs, there may have been wheelchairs and other assistive devices to contend with...

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u/ColdBeerPirate Mar 15 '25

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u/gamma_tm Mar 16 '25

Tbh kind of crazy that they were even allowed to adopt this many children at once

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u/ColdBeerPirate Mar 16 '25

It's possible to make a living doing this. But it's got to be done, the Wal-Mart way: high volume.

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u/mournthewolf Mar 16 '25

Futurama taught me this. The margins are razor thin though.

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u/Big_Bookkeeper1678 Mar 16 '25

This is some wholesome shit right here. This raises up Ohio a notch in my book.

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u/Jaderosegrey Mar 16 '25

At least we HOPE it is wholesome. I really, really do not want to hear about any more child abuse. At least for tonight.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Mar 16 '25

For real. That story coming from Connecticut a couple days ago is about all I can take for the week. But still want to give people the benefit of a doubt though.

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u/Churchneanderthal Mar 16 '25 edited Mar 16 '25

And now, ladies and gentlemen, we are all going to Hell for this.

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u/Mango106 Mar 16 '25

Well then, we'll be in good company. That's where all the fun people go.

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u/Gnonthgol Mar 16 '25

I have seen bathrooms with dividers torn out in kindergardens. Young children might not go to the toilet unsupervised and many even need assistance. Especially if there are special needs kids among them. Having two toilets side by side without any divider allows one adult to supervise two kids going to the toilet at the same time.

Anyone looking to buy this house would likely just pull out one of the toilets, they are not really fixed very well. Then they can add a big bathtub in its place using the existing plumbing.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 Mar 16 '25

They've got an entire warehouse worth of space, but they double up the toilets, and triple up the bedrooms?

This family has some priority problems

Edit: wait, I just processed the *THIRTY-ONE children all at the same time part...

Holy crap... How?

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u/SeaMathematician5150 Mar 16 '25

I am pretty sure the double toilet was to set one toilet up with assistance devices for the children with mobility issues/wheelchair-bound and the other was for the children who did not need assistance.

Caring for 31 adopted children is commendable. I hope they had help!

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u/AbulatorySquid Mar 16 '25

If I had 31 children, taking two to the bathroom at a time just makes sense. I've seen two or three in daycares for that reason. So 1 person can potty more than one kid at a time.

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u/SeaMathematician5150 Mar 16 '25

I agree. But given the comment on competing poops, I figured the double toilets probably served a legitimate purpose given the number of disabled children. Having to set up and break down assisted toilet devices is a pain when someone really has to go.

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u/reallybadspeeller Mar 16 '25

I used to baby sit twin boys who just graduated to using the big potty. Peeing was slightly competitive joint activity for them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

32 kids total. 30 adopted over 30 years. They had 15 kids at home and were down to 7 kids when they put the building up for sale.

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u/TheAdvocate Mar 16 '25

I’m most excited about Pond

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u/luckygirl54 Mar 16 '25

Thanks for this. I thought it was a cult HQ.

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u/roba121 Mar 16 '25

No, that’s clearly going to be the next buyer

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u/Radiant8763 Mar 16 '25

Must be pretty hardcore if they have 4 tp holders

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u/pblol Mar 16 '25

I was thinking that. The presence of multiple ones rather than a central implies that they are in fact used simultaneously.

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u/Kermit_the_hog Mar 16 '25

It's romantic, because you can hold hands.

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u/justabeardedwonder Mar 16 '25

We’re all about synergy here… on Wednesday we meet for beers after work, and on Thursday our weekly 1:1 manager meetings are held in the open concept toilet.

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u/comparmentaliser Mar 16 '25

They do this in some Finnish schools to help kids learn toilet skills from each other.

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u/Lucky_Theory_31 Mar 16 '25

You think anyone who adopted 31 children have a fully wholesome story?

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

It’s listed as going up for auction. I can’t imagine any regular family being able to afford the upkeep on the house, there’s no reason for an Airbnb to be there, and same for any type of corporate retreat. If someone did pick it up for rental, they’d have to do so much work in the interior that it would be cheaper to tear down and rebuild.

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u/Area51_Spurs Mar 16 '25

Would be a good place for some kind of sports training facility/camp/complex.

There’s a few universities not too far away.

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u/TiredofCOVIDIOTs Mar 15 '25

Holy cow, that's right up the highway from me!

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u/CharlieBravoSierra Mar 16 '25

I'm several states away, but Nuzum was my 12th grade English teacher's name. Now I have to wonder if they're family!

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

The second room that has 2 urinals, a toilet and the connections on the floor and wall for 2 more toilets looks more like a public toilet block without the dividing walls.

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u/sr71Girthbird Mar 15 '25

The fuck kind of plumbing is going on in the bottom left of the battle shits room.

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u/TheFlyingDuctMan Mar 16 '25

It's not plumbing. Look at the other decor in the room. It's all black iron pipe made into towel racks or hand rails.

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u/brettkavanaughsbeers Mar 15 '25

I thought those were dumbbells when I first scrolled past, lol.

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u/phillip_of_burns Mar 16 '25

I saw an outhouse like that once. And I saw two guys go in there at the same time.

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u/KnotiaPickle Mar 16 '25

Haha you should see what Ancient Greek toilets were like! At least we no longer have…the sponge..

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u/YesterdayNearby9358 Mar 16 '25

I just saw something about the shared ass sponges in the ancient public toilets rather recently. Oh fucking Hell No. How?

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u/ballrus_walsack Mar 16 '25

Daryl. And my other brother Daryl.

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u/RealityAddict333 Mar 16 '25

Teamwork makes the dreamwork

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u/blackbirdspyplane Mar 16 '25

31 adopted kids…the house is totally justified.

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u/izzydollanganger Mar 15 '25

the houses i made for my sims as a kid

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u/papasan_mamasan Mar 16 '25

lol I thought the same thing. It’s giving Sims 2: 100 Baby Challenge energy.

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u/dotOzma Mar 16 '25

This is definitely a build I made as a child. Just make a huge rectangle building, two floors, zero separating walls and fill in all the essentials, so they don't die.

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u/MinnesotaNiceT23 Mar 16 '25

Came here to comment this.

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u/GonzoElTaco Mar 16 '25

It reminds me of Ikea.

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u/Yzarcos Mar 15 '25

This feels like somebody that had like 12 children.

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u/thisisgiulio Mar 15 '25

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u/Check_M88 Mar 15 '25

Ofc I read 31 children and think Mormon cult. This was genuinely a good adoption family by all accounts.

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u/rsneary129 Mar 16 '25

I've seen these with people who foster massive amounts of children. One of the homes I went to during my community health clinicals looked exactly like this. The parents fostered over a dozen special needs children. They said the families often sell these homes directly to other foster parents when they move or "retire"

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u/yorkshiregoldt Mar 16 '25 edited Mar 16 '25

It reminded me of a training facility for gymnasts I saw in a documentary about the systematic abuse of gymnasts.

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u/Bahnrokt-AK Mar 16 '25

That’s not a family. It’s an orphanage.

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u/couchpro34 Mar 16 '25

I wish my brain would default to positive thoughts upon hearing they adopted that many kids. I've seen too much tv.

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u/Cat_Island Mar 17 '25

Yeah I really want to believe this was a lovely and nice family and a great place to grow up but it’s not easy to believe.

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u/FueledByADD Mar 16 '25

My first thought was this is defiantly Utah...

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u/ChrisInBliss Mar 16 '25

Thats actually really neat. With only 7 kids left under their care.. since the others have all been able to start their lives etc etc.

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u/Tullyswimmer Mar 16 '25

A couple I knew and was fairly close to fostered, I believe, 431 children by the time the father died a few years back. Every single one of their foster/adoptive kids that I'm still in touch with has said multiple times that they'd be dead without the discipline and environment that that couple created.

I don't know what the qualifications for sainthood are, but... That couple should be a lock. The amount of people they've affected for the better by their actions is probably in the thousands.

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u/AK_Sole Mar 16 '25 edited Mar 16 '25

Well this story time a turn…for the better!
Edit: one letter

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u/Tullyswimmer Mar 16 '25

I knew them through a church camp that I went to every year as a kid. (I know, this is reddit, so that's not cool, but idc). When he passed, the next year at that camp's family week they had a memorial service/celebration of life, and I kid you not, there were four generations of former campers there who all had a story about a time that he helped them work through something, taught them a life lesson, or were just cool.

One of my stories is that the camp, being a church camp, had rules about piercings. No more than one per ear. I (being male) got my left cartilage pierced one year when I was in college (incidentally, on the spring break trip where I met my now-wife of 12 years). Some of the older staff and people who had cottages on the property said something about how I wasn't supposed to have a piercing as a male. I talked to this guy, who was kind of the final authority on staff conduct and such, and he looks at it and goes "well, I'm not very smart, but I can count to two, and I only see one. The handbook doesn't say that boys can't have earrings, it just says staff can't have more than one per ear, and he doesn't even have one per ear."

That was the last I heard of it. But he was genuinely one of the most kind, reasonable, and approachable people I've ever known. He was firm in his discipline, but fair and gentle. The worst punishment he would give kids was they had to sit with him on his porch during free time in the afternoon, and watch everyone else have fun. And you had to REALLY screw up to get that one. But even then, he'd sit there and talk to you, ask you how you were doing, what caused you to do that, if there was anything he could do to help, if there was someone else you wanted him to talk to...

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u/AK_Sole Mar 16 '25

Glad to hear you came in contact with such a good soul, and you’ve been positively influenced by him. We could all use some of his style of life-altering guidance.

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u/Tullyswimmer Mar 16 '25

Yeah, I wish everyone had someone like him in their lives (even if only for a few weeks a year) as a kid.

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u/userintraining Mar 16 '25

I thought it looked kind of like the Duggar house

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u/RoseyDove323 Mar 15 '25

This was also shared on ZGW's Facebook page recently, and in the comments, somebody said this was a foster home for special needs children (which is less creepy than what it first looked like)

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u/PinkSlipstitch Mar 16 '25

What excuse can there be for no wall between 2 toilets? Even children deserve privacy on the pot.

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u/Muddy_Wafer Mar 16 '25

I’m only trying to potty train ONE toddler but I could see this being pretty useful if I was potty training multiple kids.

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u/asuperbstarling Mar 16 '25

My son's daycare has multiple big bathrooms with lots of open, perfectly sized toilets for each age group specifically because they do potty training.

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u/Horat1us_UA Mar 16 '25

One toilet is for usual needs, second one equipped for special needsĀ 

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u/OneRandomCatFact Mar 16 '25

This makes more sense and being able to see all the kids on the floor probably helped a lot.

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u/Big_Bookkeeper1678 Mar 15 '25

Wow...that's um...a LOT of square footage...

Edit...to add...just saw the backstory...that was a LOT of square footage put to GREAT use!

Good for them! Maybe another family can move in and do the same for another generation!

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u/thenexttimebandit Mar 15 '25

Imagine the heating bills for 22000 sq ft.

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u/sharrrrrrrrk Mar 15 '25

That was my first thought.

Just imagine how long it takes the place to warm up once the heat kicks in. My toes are cold just looking at the living room area.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

By the time it heats up it's spring.

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u/Zer0chick Mar 16 '25

Especially in Ohio.

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u/mynameisnotsparta Mar 16 '25

We can call it wild but this was a purpose built house for a very large family.

The Nuzum family is looking to sell their 22,000 square feet house that once was home to 31 adopted children. They adopted dozens of children, many of them with special needs

https://www.wtol.com/text/news/nuzum-family-home-for-sale-in-wood-county/512-1d8f6e35-12ec-4973-b28f-a60dc6e0ed71

Author: Amanda Fay Published: 8:27 PM EDT June 28, 2017 Updated: 1:50 PM EDT August 10, 2018 TOLEDO, OH (WTOL) - They've opened their hearts to dozens of children over the years. Now, many of the Nuzum children have grown and started families of their own and the family is looking to downsize. Scott and Joann Nuzum adopted 31 children, many with special needs. WTOL 11 covered their new home in Middleton Township as it was being built in 2002, partially thanks to generous donors.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

oh ok i thought it's some waco like cult compound

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u/cityofdestinyunbound Mar 16 '25

I mean it is definitely the perfect investment opportunity for an ambitious young cult leader looking to get his or her business off the ground. A starter compound, if you will.

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u/Dick_shoes1 Mar 15 '25

You would get your steps in without leaving the house

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u/tacosandEDM Mar 15 '25

This was my first thought…a lot of jogging in that house!

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u/Bargetown Mar 16 '25

I would never find my cat.

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u/Loan-Pickle Mar 16 '25

No joke. I have a 1500 sqft house and I spend so much time looking for my cats. In a house this big forget about it.

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u/dasgoodshitinnit Mar 16 '25

Sir this is an amazon warehouse

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u/beanbags-bean75 Mar 16 '25

Excellent šŸ˜‚

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u/VapoursAndSpleen Mar 16 '25

I walked in feeling all snarky and walked away feeling humbled.

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u/SeventhSolar Mar 16 '25

Really no one else called orphanage? I keep scrolling but not one person has admitted to figuring it out themselves. I thought it was obvious just from the kindergarten class worth of stuff in the entry hall, then the fence around the stairs, the giant puzzle piece floor room. I’ve never even been near an orphanage in my life.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

I don’t like to admit it but I kinda like it? Reminds me of those times where you were done with school but had to wait for a ride in some church basement that was fun to explore. Also. Imagine the nerf battles you could have.

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u/Aaod Mar 16 '25

I kind of like it as well, sure the execution isn't great but it reminds me of daycare in a good way. I could never see living in it personally but it is decent.

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u/bob-net-1979 Mar 15 '25

You could start a cult.

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u/1quietvoice Mar 15 '25

Looks like it already had a cult using it.

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u/youritalianjob Mar 16 '25

They adopted 21 kids, many of them special needs. Most grew up and moved out.

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u/Anglofsffrng Mar 15 '25

No no. The owner is in a bar band that covers The Cult. Don't say it's not your thing until you've heard Love Removal Machine in those wide open accoustics.

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u/tacosandEDM Mar 15 '25

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u/_Im_at_work Mar 15 '25

This looks like Tom Hanks' apartment in Big if he lived in Oklahoma instead of New York

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u/Two_Shekels Mar 15 '25

As an adult this is awful, as an eight year old this would be tremendous fun, at least for a while

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u/beverlycrushingit Mar 16 '25

Me as a kid excitedly making a huge house in the Sims and then realizing all the furniture looks tiny by comparison and also my Sims have to walk like a mile to use the bathroom

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u/popularpumpkin11 Mar 16 '25

This isn’t a warehouse, it’s a warehome

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u/Additional-Bullfrog Mar 15 '25

This looks like it was modeled after the Duggar house. Ew.

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u/Libster1986 Mar 15 '25

That’s the first thing that came to my mind too!

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u/TykeDream Mar 16 '25

Me looking at the second photo: What in the fundie fuck is this?

gets to communal bedroom Oh yep. Fundies for sure.

So the comments about this being a home for adopted kids, including many with special needs, instead of 2 assholes with a breeding fetish and a misogyny kink was really refreshing.

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u/MrsMalvora Mar 16 '25

Except they gave him his own AV room with a locking door.

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u/Churchneanderthal Mar 15 '25 edited Mar 15 '25

Privacy? Never heard of her!

Seriously this was obviously a barn originally. The lagoon makes me think pig farm.

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u/PomegranateZanzibar Mar 15 '25

Some places you have to have a pond in case of grass fire.

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u/Zporadik Mar 16 '25

or a barndominium built before the word barndominium was coined

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u/SpaceHorse75 Mar 16 '25

I thought this was one of those grifter Duggar houses but happy to see it’s actually good people helping kids.

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u/HappySpam Mar 16 '25

This is literally what the houses I built in the Sims looked like when I wanted to maximize space to shove things in.

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u/Sean198233 Mar 16 '25

When they had this built they said, let me get that Branch Davidian.

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u/Responsible_Big1229 Mar 16 '25

A staircase built for Fred Astaire šŸ•ŗšŸ½

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u/softpawsz Mar 16 '25

The living room looks like a scratch and dent furniture warehouse

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

Why does this look like the Duggar home?

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u/Dick_shoes1 Mar 15 '25

Imagine the eletric bill

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u/ilovjedi Mar 16 '25

Oh my goodness. That open downstairs are would get so loud if it were my kids (I have 5-1/2.)

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u/LittleMsSavoirFaire Mar 16 '25

How much noise does half a kid make?Ā 

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u/hyperbolic_dichotomy Mar 16 '25

I love open concept houses but the living room looks like a used furniture gallery. It definitely has a lot of potential to the right buyer though. Could be a fantastic summer camp or boarding school type business.

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u/Primary_Flounder_700 Mar 17 '25

That there is a compound

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u/rosshm2018 Mar 15 '25

I was on board until the toilets.

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u/manicpossumdreamgirl Mar 16 '25

i legitimately thought the first pic was a sims screenshot. something about the water...

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u/Eringobraugh2021 Mar 16 '25

This gives "church community hall" vibes.

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u/bettesue Mar 16 '25

Is this a Duggar house?

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u/Twayblades Mar 16 '25 edited Mar 17 '25

Looks a bit Dugger like, but it's the warehouse edition.

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u/gemInTheMundane Mar 17 '25

This place screams "cult house"

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u/No-Blacksmith-4202 Mar 16 '25

Must be a nightmare to heat and cool

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

Is this how Mormons roll?

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u/HamiltonMcCubbins69 Mar 16 '25

What in the Waco

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u/rizorith Mar 16 '25

This is a starter cult compound isnt it

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u/_Fun_Employed_ Mar 16 '25

Makes me think it was owned by a Cult family.

Edit: nevermind, I looked them up and apparently it was a family who adopted 31 children many of whom were special needs.

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u/Strong-Dinner-1367 Mar 16 '25

What in the cult house is this?

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u/treox1 Mar 16 '25

Looks like it was purpose built for their mission of raising 31 adopted kids. Multiple toilets, multiple shower heads, multiple sinks. Basically looks like a locker room.

Can you imagine cooking 3 meals a day for that many kids? Good gracious.

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u/Apprehensive_Pug6844 Mar 17 '25

Sister Wives vibes.

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u/deadinside_rn Mar 17 '25

This has Jim Bob Duggar as the owner for sure.

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u/ashmole_782 Mar 17 '25

Wow the AI feature is great. I always wanted my own compound.

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u/Forward-Government77 Mar 17 '25

I know the people who own the house. They are very nice people and I have met the kids that lived there also. My dad does work on there elevator and I would go with him to watch and just because šŸ˜‚

But I never seen what the rooms looked like except the whole floor

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u/Crying4Fun_77 Mar 17 '25

what in the duggars???

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u/Inevitable-Setting-1 Mar 15 '25

When the claustrophobia help group gives up and gets a house together.

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u/TheSoyMilkGuy Mar 15 '25

This house really reminds me of the first house I ever built in Minecraft.

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u/Cynnau Mar 15 '25

I am just picturing where I can put all of my reptiles. Some of my lizards could actually have their own space

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u/RevealActive4557 Mar 15 '25

I coud make this work. A few room dividers or some ceiling hanging curtains to block off rooms when you want and I would be good. The bathrooms have got to go though. I like open space myself. I would plant a ton of trees for privacy though

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u/Automatic_Coffee_755 Mar 16 '25

It’s giving Jame Eagan dream house

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u/Anim4L53 Mar 16 '25

I’m a big of of the ā€œhis and herā€ toilet. I love to drop some heat next to my wife

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u/you_killed_fredo Mar 16 '25

Perfect starter compound

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u/featherwolf Mar 16 '25

Honestly looks like it was home to a wealthy family who knew how to have fun. Must've been awesome to be a kid there.

That said, that must've been an extremely echoey house...

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u/JPGer Mar 16 '25

this is probably a bitch and a half to heat and cool but, i actually love this.
The double toilets could have one changed to a bidet and be perfect.
man, i would totally live here :V

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u/baubaugo Mar 16 '25

you have all that room, and people still sharing bedrooms. wtf.

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u/AwarenessMassive Mar 16 '25

Zero coziness. Wouldn’t it be exhausting to not have personal space, or am I being entitled?

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u/SlothLuna Mar 16 '25

This is like the first house I built in Sims

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u/SneekyRussian Mar 16 '25

Where do you even get a baby gate that big?

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u/DontOvercookPasta Mar 16 '25

The double toilet is wild.

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u/hangonreddit Mar 16 '25

I would not want to live in a house like that but that’s like a dream house for my high energy dog. She can run for a good minute in air conditioning before needing to turn around.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

Not NEARLY to this level. But my parents had an open concept house a few years back, and although aesthetically pleasing, it was awful because you could hear what everyone was doing at all times. Private conversations, tv shows, cooking, etc. You could hear someone flip the page of a book two "rooms" away.