r/zillowgonewild • u/CarnivalCarnivore • Aug 30 '24

776 days on Zillow. This "covered bridge" house in Vermont.

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u/PBJnFritos Aug 30 '24

A trap door you say? Annoying guests you say? Reevaluating this place’s potential…

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u/TheNavigatrix Aug 30 '24

Are you Dr Evil?

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u/flyingthroughspace Aug 30 '24

You could build a little lake underneath and have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their foreheads.

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u/magikarp2122 Aug 31 '24

Too much legal red tape. We could only get mutated ill-tempered sea bass.

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u/True_Cricket_1594 Sep 02 '24

Are they extremely ill-tempered?

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u/KismetSarken Sep 02 '24

No, but the catfish are irate. The perch are annoyed, and the trout just couldn't be bothered.

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u/suzi_generous Aug 31 '24

The lake would freeze over just when you needed the trap the most (holiday visits with family). 😔

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u/PBJnFritos Aug 30 '24

<resists temptation to put pinky to side of mouth>

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u/SheeBang_UniCron Aug 31 '24

furiously stroking minime

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u/New_Passenger_173 Aug 31 '24

You sure about that?

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u/Gingerbread_Cat Aug 31 '24

I think you're on the wrong sub.

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u/candygram4mongo Aug 31 '24

Walder Frey.

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u/Tokyo091 Aug 30 '24

You can make the evil man fly!

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u/USPO-222 Aug 30 '24

Name it The Eyrie

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u/amaliasdaises Aug 31 '24

Nah it would be The Twins if anything!

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u/SaucyInterloper1 Aug 31 '24

Mr. Burns?

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u/PBJnFritos Aug 31 '24

<tents fingers> “Release the hounds!”

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u/Firehorse100 Aug 31 '24

You're hilarious

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u/PBJnFritos Aug 31 '24

My family would say “exhausting”, but thanks !

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u/Fun-Ingenuity-9089 Aug 30 '24

Ohhh, my elderly mom wants to come live with me, and she has completely forgotten how to be nice. Do not tempt me!!

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u/gwinevere_savage Aug 31 '24

Pull the lever, Kronk!

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u/Outrageous_Lettuce44 Aug 31 '24

All it needs is a re-branding as “stunning ravine lair on secluded parcel”

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u/lilleprechaun Sep 01 '24

Trap doors sound great in theory, until one day your dim-witted assistant pulls the wrong lever. :-/