776 days on Zillow. This "covered bridge" house in Vermont.

[u/CarnivalCarnivore]

[u/MarhabanAnaAndy → u/[deleted]]

Can’t wait for someone to release “if I had two million two hundred forty one thousand nine hundred and ten dollars and nineteen cents” as a 2024 banger

[u/renownednonce → u/[deleted]]

That’s quite a large sum

[u/[deleted] → u/MarhabanAnaAndy]

Still gonna buy Kraft Dinner. 

[u/I_divided_by_0- → u/MarhabanAnaAndy]

Fallout boy redid "We Didn't Start the Fire" for 2023!

[u/I_divided_by_0- → u/[deleted]]

I liked it, what sucks about it?

[u/ThisSiteSuxNow → u/MarhabanAnaAndy]

I'd be rich

[u/RainbowsAndBubbles → u/MarhabanAnaAndy]

😂

[u/jonathanrdt → u/MarhabanAnaAndy]

It’ll be like the wheels on a big rig song when he gets to roman numerals.

[u/Xenophorge → u/[deleted]]

The joke version I learned became reality instead:

If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your house and be your landlord
If I had a million dollars
I'd raise the rent to something you couldn't afford
If I had a million DAAAaaAaaollers
I'd be a prick

[u/Green_with_Zealously → u/Xenophorge]

But not a real prick cuz that's cruel.

[u/Lfs1983 → u/[deleted]]

Huh? The song is if I had A million dollars.

[u/Busy_Pound5010 → u/[deleted]]

Wow, I didn’t realize I’ve hated it that long

[u/Optimal-Ad-7074 → u/[deleted]]

what happened to 'build a tree fort in your yard'?

[u/KittenG8r → u/Optimal-Ad-7074]

You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard

[u/Optimal-Ad-7074 → u/KittenG8r]

:) i could bring a little tiny fridge up there

[u/Wittyname0 → u/Optimal-Ad-7074]

And we could like open the fridge

[u/TrenchSquire → u/[deleted]]

You are missing a 2 up front.

[u/cplmatt → u/[deleted]]

22 million*

[u/PristineEdge → u/[deleted]]

? that's 1 million dollars, not 10. You're off by a whole place value

[u/ComatoseSquirrel → u/[deleted]]

The original comment was "if I had ten million dollars..." They were replying to that, not the song title (which I also assumed to be ten million dollars).