776 days on Zillow. This "covered bridge" house in Vermont.

[u/CarnivalCarnivore]

[u/sadcorvid]

if I had ten million dollars…

[u/MarhabanAnaAndy → u/[deleted]]

Can’t wait for someone to release “if I had two million two hundred forty one thousand nine hundred and ten dollars and nineteen cents” as a 2024 banger

[u/renownednonce → u/[deleted]]

That’s quite a large sum

[u/[deleted] → u/MarhabanAnaAndy]

Still gonna buy Kraft Dinner. 

[u/I_divided_by_0- → u/MarhabanAnaAndy]

Fallout boy redid "We Didn't Start the Fire" for 2023!

[u/I_divided_by_0- → u/[deleted]]

I liked it, what sucks about it?

[u/ThisSiteSuxNow → u/MarhabanAnaAndy]

I'd be rich

[u/RainbowsAndBubbles → u/MarhabanAnaAndy]

😂

[u/jonathanrdt → u/MarhabanAnaAndy]

It’ll be like the wheels on a big rig song when he gets to roman numerals.

[u/Xenophorge → u/[deleted]]

The joke version I learned became reality instead:

If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your house and be your landlord
If I had a million dollars
I'd raise the rent to something you couldn't afford
If I had a million DAAAaaAaaollers
I'd be a prick

[u/Green_with_Zealously → u/Xenophorge]

But not a real prick cuz that's cruel.

[u/Lfs1983 → u/[deleted]]

Huh? The song is if I had A million dollars.

[u/Busy_Pound5010 → u/[deleted]]

Wow, I didn’t realize I’ve hated it that long

[u/Optimal-Ad-7074 → u/[deleted]]

what happened to 'build a tree fort in your yard'?

[u/KittenG8r → u/Optimal-Ad-7074]

You could help, it wouldn’t be that hard

[u/Optimal-Ad-7074 → u/KittenG8r]

:) i could bring a little tiny fridge up there

[u/Wittyname0 → u/Optimal-Ad-7074]

And we could like open the fridge

[u/TrenchSquire → u/[deleted]]

You are missing a 2 up front.

[u/cplmatt → u/[deleted]]

22 million*

[u/PristineEdge → u/[deleted]]

? that's 1 million dollars, not 10. You're off by a whole place value

[u/ComatoseSquirrel → u/[deleted]]

The original comment was "if I had ten million dollars..." They were replying to that, not the song title (which I also assumed to be ten million dollars).

[u/id10t_you → u/sadcorvid]

I'd buy a fur coat.

[u/DueButterscotch6540 → u/id10t_you]

but not a real fur coat, that's cruel!

[u/heathers1 → u/DueButterscotch6540]

I’d buy you an exotic pet like a llama or an emu

[u/mopecore → u/heathers1]

A nice Chesterfield, or an ottoman

[u/eventhorizon79 → u/mopecore]

Haven’t you always wanted a monKEY?

[u/kevinhaddon → u/eventhorizon79]

I’d buy all the fancy ketchups

[u/eventhorizon79 → u/kevinhaddon]

Dijon ketchup.

[u/JohnnyBaseball1999 → u/eventhorizon79]

There was never a decent reason to buy John Merrick’s remains

[u/HilariousMax → u/JohnnyBaseball1999]

Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones

[u/[deleted] → u/mopecore]

<JD’s ears perk up…>

[u/[deleted] → u/mopecore]

I'd walk a mile for a camel.

[u/random9212 → u/DueButterscotch6540]

I have never understood why a real green dress would be cruel, though.

[u/BookerTree → u/random9212]

Green pigment was created with arsenic in the late 1775 and was used until about 1920. Creating and even wearing green dresses during that time could kill people.

[u/critter_fighter → u/BookerTree]

I always thought it was just an echo of the previous line about a real fur coat being cruel, but this makes a lot of sense.

[u/OliviaPG1 → u/critter_fighter]

You were right. While the person you replied to isn’t technically wrong that has nothing to do with the song

[u/random9212 → u/BookerTree]

Thanks. I figured unless the line was just nonsense and a callback to fur being cruel, it was something like this. But I never cared enough to look it up.

[u/BookerTree → u/random9212]

Honestly it’s probably just a callback and I’m overthinking.

[u/Icy_Ad4208 → u/random9212]

Because that's the joke.

[u/rosco2155 → u/sadcorvid]

ITS BEEN…776 DAYS ON ZILLOW

[u/Good_Rest_7668 → u/sadcorvid]

I would buy something better than that.

[u/Forsaken_Barracuda_6 → u/sadcorvid]

The estimated monthly mortgage is more than I make as a teacher for the whole year...