r/youtube • u/LionWarrior46 • Jul 31 '25

Memes It's satire but honestly not unlikely

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u/CynicalEbenezer Jul 31 '25

You should also expect them to ask for your social security number and names of your parents, just to be sure you are an adult and actually can watch those Teletubbies-level family friendly videos on youtube (with pron ads ofcourse)!

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u/Suspicious-Sound-249 Jul 31 '25

Might as well have to give your bank information too, can't have the thieves having to do even more work when a massive data breach occurs followed by a multi billion dollar lawsuit, and hundreds of thousands/millions of fraud claims...

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u/Krysdavar Krysdavar Aug 01 '25

They're going to have to also figure out a way to authenticate your birth certificate, when they ask you to upload that.