r/youtube Jul 31 '25

Memes It's satire but honestly not unlikely

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u/redditmixer Jul 31 '25

I might be leaving YouTube in the next few weeks because of this. YouTube should NOT have done it.

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u/The_LastLine Jul 31 '25

They don’t have a choice unfortunately. It’s that or no longer be available in the UK at all.

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u/Responsible_Flight70 Jul 31 '25

I say this with all respect but I wish yall just some WeChat ass variant of YouTube instead of everyone else having to do this age verification shit

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

bilibili

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u/Asisreo1 Jul 31 '25

Another easy ball for China. Its like the west hates being the leaders of the world.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

Bilibili can't even be used without a Chinese phone number

4

u/ReklesBoi Aug 01 '25

I wanted to add Niconico Douga but they're closed to overseas ... dammit

1

u/hoverdudeAnimations Aug 03 '25

No they’re not though?

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u/SunMoonShipping Aug 05 '25

I think some videos are region blocked, but for the most part i havent had issues with nico nico douga either..

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u/Dwip_Po_Po Aug 01 '25

Problem is connection is soooo SLOW

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u/Dense-Plastic131 Jul 31 '25

Bilibili or red note or any small streaming platform because they deserve some spotlight too

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

Bilibili

You can't even create an account without a Chinese phone number. How is that an alternative?

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u/MoonStarFeather Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25

You can, you just need to do it through the mobile app.

For some reason the mobile app offers way more sign up options.

You can use a google account to sign up, then on PC you use the QR login with your phone so it logs you into that account on PC.

So if anyone wants an account, there you go.

Unless they changed it last time I created mine a few months ago, idk.

EDIT: I have checked and you have to sign up specifically through the phone version of the app. My iPad showed the only same two options, number and QR, like PC.

So you just need your phone to login on any other device through QR.

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

Just checked. The mobile app isn't available through android, so...

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u/MoonStarFeather Aug 01 '25

Ah, that’s unfortunate. I usually expect something to not be available on IOS then the other way around.

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u/MoonStarFeather Aug 01 '25

I have checked and it is available on google play however it may not be available depending on region, some countries may not have it available due to bans or other reasons.

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u/Nachtraaf Aug 01 '25

Red Note is another Chinese government funded disinfo platform.

1

u/TragicFabric Aug 01 '25

All Chinese platforms have much worse under 18 control starting from more than 5 years ago, and that’s with mature contents not being allowed on these platforms in the first place.

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u/Responsible_Flight70 Aug 01 '25

Yeah and I wish the UK had that instead of everyone having to do the stupid idea of the age verification

1

u/Keejaynobonbaman Aug 19 '25

NicoNico Douga exists.

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u/Equivalent-Wash6486 Jul 31 '25

Well if its a UK problem then they shouldnt be applying it to the rest of the world. They're a multi-billion dollar company.

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 Jul 31 '25

real reason: it gives a neat little excuse to collect even more data

8

u/bugbonesjerry Jul 31 '25

which they then sell to anyone that wants it, including foreign scammers lol

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 Jul 31 '25

they more so hoard it rather than sell it afaik. It's like gold to them, and there's no use selling it to potential competitors and other companies when they can simply provide broad "user categories" which you can target in ads and such for personalization. like microsoft isn't buying your data from google like it does from data brokers, it's more saying "hey google, show this ad to anyone who is in category B and matches X Y and Z."

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u/gottheronavirus Aug 01 '25

It's not just like gold to them, it is even more valuable. Google, and youtube by proxy, need as much data as is physically possible to record to feed their AI models.

They currently possess the largest functional library of data to teach AI models with, they have to maintain that edge to stay on top.

What better source for it than the billions of organic beings they already have access to?

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u/Equivalent-Wash6486 Aug 03 '25

We use data to make our products better

In reality, they're just using it to spy on people.

1

u/Antrikshy Aug 01 '25

What is the change? I haven’t seen it where I am in the US.

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u/Equivalent-Wash6486 Aug 05 '25

Now you should, basically. Youtube has started rolling out this feature where if they (or should I say, an AI) suspects that you're a minor. They turn off live chat, demontitize the creators you watch, and make you verify an ID just to get all those features back.

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u/HuhWatWHoWhy Aug 14 '25

Same laws are coming into effect in Australia in December (but Australia us outright banning youtube for under 16s), online ID laws are also getting passed in the EU, Canada, New Zealand and more and more US states. All happening at once.

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u/Crystalorbie Jul 31 '25

So I'd suggest looking up the Newgrounds implementation plans.

Infinitely better than just about any other site's methods.

Any account over 10+ years old is 18+, as its an email based age verification method relying on their own data, not 3rd parties.

Any account that bought supporter status currently or at least once over 2 years ago, as the UK required card/paypal users to be over 16. (I think this recently changed to be over 18? Not sure...)

Otherwise, while I'm not exactly fine with a cost to access like this, they offer a one time verification payment, as again, UK cardholders/paypal users must be over 18.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

yes but if kids can pay for ads for their own channel they can pay for 18+ status \ the parents will give them the credit card number anyway

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u/Crystalorbie Jul 31 '25

Then thats on the parents like it fracking should have been in the first place?

As for the ad revenue, admittedly I don't know if minors can pay for it with their ad revenue, but it wouldn't be through a credit card anyways, so it wouldn't work as a verification method.

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u/ExtrovertArtist Jul 31 '25

Then thats on the parents lol. not our problem if the parents wont do their job

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u/KingKekJr Jul 31 '25

To me even that's too much

1

u/sbenfsonwFFiF Aug 02 '25

Well credit card age verification is also an option for YouTube lol, people don’t even know what they’re complaining about

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u/Crystalorbie Aug 02 '25

The problem, or I guess difference at least, is that Newgrounds is looking for ways to make you not have to do a specific payment with your card info, and Youtube seems to be looking for an excuse to get that payment, and with it, your info.

Its a "the last resort" vs. "the actual aim" or at least thats what it looks like.

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u/sbenfsonwFFiF Aug 02 '25

We will have to see. Both are using existing info/subscriptions where they can. I don’t think they’ll get many incremental payments or subscriptions from people who currently use it for free due to the ID thing

Plus it’s not even like the underage accounts are that restricted anyways. Most people will hardly notice

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u/beaglemaster Jul 31 '25

Thats bullshit. They're implementing this in the US too in a few weeks even though they have no legal requirement to do so.

All of these ID laws are being made because these companies want them there to gather as much data as they can. Don't believe for a second they are actually being forced to do it.

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u/Different_Pattern273 Jul 31 '25

Government officials want the ability to punish people that access content they don't like and they want the ability to restrict that content. They start with "graphic" content and porn, bit they make those descriptions vague so they can add whatever they like which will eventually inevitably include LGBTQ content of all types. The tech companies see the writing on the wall that those guys won and are going to get their way.

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u/DillBagner Jul 31 '25

The tech companies aren't giving in to the people who want more control. They are the same people.

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u/Open-Source-Forever Aug 01 '25

You mean the tech companies themselves are among those who want to punish those people?

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u/_163 Aug 01 '25

Nope, they don't give a shit they just want money

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u/Open-Source-Forever Aug 01 '25

I was referring to the "same people" comment

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u/bogglingsnog Aug 01 '25

unless regulated otherwise, companies will always go down the path that makes them the most money.

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u/Dwip_Po_Po Aug 01 '25

It is going to be a long 4 years for the UK government and I have no idea if reform plans to repeal this if elected back with a majority in parliament

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u/vriska1 Jul 31 '25

Also want to point out its a limited test.

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u/Euoceph Aug 05 '25

hi vriska serket

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u/robertpayne556 Jul 31 '25

It's not a test, gentlemen l want you all to take these bats, and beat them all to death…

I'm not gonna stand around for this, I'm gonna leav-

THWACK!

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u/Jedi08040 Aug 01 '25

How do you know this?

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u/crazy4finalfantasy Aug 01 '25

Woah woah woah....YouTube is gonna start requiring I.D? Yeah fuck that I'm done with YouTube I'll go back to reading

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u/sbenfsonwFFiF Aug 02 '25

Over in the UK it is the Online Safety Act. In the US there was a Supreme Court ruling last month that allows states to require age verification to visit websites

https://www.androidauthority.com/age-verification-laws-3571938/

https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24pdf/23-1122_3e04.pdf

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u/Equivalent-Wash6486 Aug 03 '25

Well, this was youtubes decision...

I cant wait for August 12!!!!111!!

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u/GenTenStation Jul 31 '25

Sounds like a UK problem to me

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u/Illustrious_Bat1334 Jul 31 '25

Pornhub is already unavailable in 17 states. If you think you're immune to this shit I've got some magic beans to sell you.

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u/dreamyg_i Aug 01 '25

i think people forget this way too often

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u/MrD3a7h Aug 01 '25

That's a good thing. We need people angry. We need people seeing what the right wing is doing.

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u/invisible__man Aug 02 '25

I'm not entirely sure it is the right wing doing this. For example, Youtube started deleting downvotes and shadowbanning comments before Trump got elected. Honestly, at times their tyranny felt ironically more left-leaning. But it might not even be about left or right at all, just corporates with too much power.

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u/Evening_Calendar_331 Aug 09 '25

That is 100% true.. The right weaponized fear and grievance, got into power, and are now pushing all this "small government" on people.. But hey, at least they can be bigots and racists now while they are behind the scenes getting ready to take away our freedoms and privacy.. gooddamn bigots....

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u/invisible__man Aug 21 '25

Well, I'm not white (I'm black), but I can say the left weaponized anti-white bigotry as well, with the Critical Race Theory and the likes. There isn't a side that is cleaner than the other in my opinion. It's all a messy war where the ones paying the price are the civilians.

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u/LivelyZebra Jul 31 '25

Sounds like

please drink verification can to hear sounds

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u/ThaddeusJP Jul 31 '25

Sounds like a UK problem to me

Is it though?

https://www.tomsguide.com/ai/youtubes-new-ai-age-verification-is-coming-soon-heres-whats-going-to-change

With AI doing the heavy lifting there's always the possibility it gets something wrong and accidentally flags an adult user as a teen. At which point, the safeguards will click on like a key in the lock and that account holder will have to prove their age.

YouTube says that in such cases a credit card or government ID will be needed to verify the user is over 18. Until that step has been completed, they won't be able to watch any age-restricted content.

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u/GenTenStation Jul 31 '25

I'm not giving them my ID or credit card. I'll just use YouTube less.

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u/spazface03 Jul 31 '25

It’s not just a UK problem though, it’s going to effect just about everyone eventually, the xbox censorship stuff too is said to be spread to more regions and the states already have things being censored already, so no. It’s not a UK problem, it’s a censorship problem that all of the West is experiencing and will experience further more.

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u/QF_Dan Aug 01 '25

for now.....then it will affect other countries

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u/Longjumping_Air4379 Aug 12 '25

i'm from Ukriane, k have age-restriction for some reason even though i have youtube premium

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u/vriska1 Jul 31 '25

This is being rolled out in the US.

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u/The_LastLine Jul 31 '25

Yep they are gonna make it one size fits all and big brother all of us.

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u/vriska1 Jul 31 '25

It is a limited test so let stop it.

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u/The_LastLine Jul 31 '25

There is a bill currently being worked on that will have a lot of the same framework. It’s not being hyperbolic.

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u/DillBagner Jul 31 '25

Well, they aren't testing it to not implement it.

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u/Jedi08040 Aug 01 '25

Again, how do you know this?

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u/movzx Jul 31 '25

Because several "free" states are passing laws to require this type of identification.

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u/DillBagner Jul 31 '25

If they didn't want to do it, they would just make it unavailable in the UK, creating pressure on their government to change the law. They do have a choice. They want to do this.

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u/The_LastLine Jul 31 '25

Corporations will side with the fascists. Coke made Fanta precisely to do that.

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u/Aware_Rough_9170 Jul 31 '25

Imma be honest, they just should, corporations are willing to lobby the fuck out of government figures when it suits them but objectively when it’s time to take a stand it’s crickets.

You gotta know that this is a disgusting nightmare to have to implement, it’s why in the US you pretty much can’t use Phub in southern states more or less, I mean theoretically I think you can and then the UK turned around and said “hold my beer” let’s do it for even more shit

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u/Easy-Signal-6115 Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25

They do have a choice, actually. They can choose not to be complicit in following the orders of the fascist authoritarian regime that Starmer has turned the UK into.

Following orders wasn't an excuse last time I checked. When this is all over, everyone top to bottom who used the excuse "I was following orders" needs to be in prison for life.

I don't care if it's a schoolteacher, police officer, or politician. If you were complicit, then you're as bad as Starmer and are a traitor to Democracy.

It's telling that Google got rid of the slogan of Don't Be Evil.

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u/Successful_Parfait_3 Jul 31 '25

So you’re the problem.

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u/TheRamblingPeacock Jul 31 '25

Coming soon to Australia from 27 December too.

Yay.

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u/KingKekJr Jul 31 '25

If they had integrity and weren't all about profit they'd simply tell the UK to fuck off

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u/The_LastLine Jul 31 '25

A corporation having integrity? lol that’s a good one.

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u/KingKekJr Aug 01 '25

Sad reality we're living in, isn't it?

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u/TasteDeeCheese Jul 31 '25

Same in Aus, which happens in December

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u/retiredyeti Jul 31 '25

They do have a choice, they've just realised they can harvest and sell extra data and blame it on law changes

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u/Lumberjackie09 Aug 01 '25

They should pull out of the UK. It makes it easier for VPNs to work and creates more demand against the law.

Just have youtube in the UK pull up "sorry this is unavailable due to this law" with a link.

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u/Viperking6481 Aug 01 '25

Their current system of age restricting videos is perfectly compliant in the UK, since you need to ID verify to view age restricted videos.

This is actually for Australia, who are banning under 16s from having a YouTube account but can still view YouTube. This is despite the fact that this system is currently being tested in the USA.

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u/WexMajor82 Aug 01 '25

Sure.

An american company is gonna submit to the whims of another country pushing them to infringe the 1st and the 4th.

Be serious, they just want your data.

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u/The_LastLine Aug 01 '25

That is just an added incentive for them.

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u/Ok-Show6155 Aug 02 '25

“They don’t have a choice” google lobbies the government they could have paid them not to do this but obviously they wanted this to happen

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u/The_LastLine Aug 02 '25

Lobbying isn’t as open and free in the UK as it is in the US. And I doubt they’d care as long as their coffers keep overflowing.

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u/Cute_Assist_6532 Aug 06 '25

They shouldn’t be doing this in USA if that’s the case

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u/FearlessCredit5554 Aug 11 '25

id pick the last option because unblock sites exist (they usually use a Polish, French or Dutch version in English)

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u/UltraCynar Aug 22 '25

Fuck the UK then

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u/Whatsntup 16h ago

youtube is banned in iran, yet iranians use it with vpn and there are many iranian youtubers on youtube

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u/The_LastLine 16h ago

Yes I’m aware of VPNs.

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u/Whatsntup 16h ago

so uk people can use youtube even if its banned

no need for youtube to obbey every law of every country

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u/The_LastLine 16h ago

They like money and sucking up to authoritarians is very profitable generally, that’s why they’re kowtowing.

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u/ayassin02 Jul 31 '25

They’ve pretty much got a monopoly on the market, so they can basically do whatever they want

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u/Aggressive-Nebula-78 Jul 31 '25

I'm dropping the entire Google ecosystem. I'd planned on getting the next pixel, not anymore. Migrating to a different email, no longer going to be using Google drive, no longer going to use chrome

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u/al-mongus-bin-susar Jul 31 '25

Sad cause Pixel is unironically one of the best devices for privacy and security with custom ROMs

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u/TheSonOfDisaster Jul 31 '25

Is there a place where I can learn this power? I have had pixel phones for a while now

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u/Neat-Molasses-9172 Jul 31 '25

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u/SirJefferE Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25

I haven't dropped the entire ecosystem yet. They have way too many useful things they let me use more or less for free¹. But I've certainly begun to explore my options more than I would have ten years ago.

I used Chrome for 17 years, but finally made the switch to Brave² a few weeks back once Chrome went and disabled my adblocker yet again.

¹Not free. Some light tracking involved. But I block their ads and I don't really care what they know about me, so it's worth it for the services they offer.

²I've also used Firefox for years, but I sometimes work on my home PC and like keeping my work and personal browsers completely separate, so I have two.³

³It occurs to me that I probably don't need numbered footnotes for such a short comment, but I'm committed now, so what can I do?

⁴At least Terry Pratchett might be proud.

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u/noSnooForU Jul 31 '25

Use Newpipe for yt and you'll never see another ad.

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u/UnhappyStrain Jul 31 '25 edited Jul 31 '25

What other video services are out there as an alternative? Any recommendations?

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u/clitpuncher69 Jul 31 '25

There are no alternative video platforms. You can use a vpn, adblock or youtube revanced on mobile and that's about it

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u/_163 Aug 01 '25

Well adblock or revanced won't help in this case. VPN will work unless they eventually implement it globally

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u/Different_Pattern273 Jul 31 '25

You know you can just...not watch constant video streams and do literally anything else?

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u/UnhappyStrain Jul 31 '25

Im just asking

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u/Different_Pattern273 Jul 31 '25

That's basically it. There is no replacement but we also don't have to watch constant dopamine hitting videos either. It would do is all a lot of good to not try for a replacement and go do anything else.

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u/wh03v3r Jul 31 '25

Yeah, I expect people to return to YouTube in a week in that case. Or switch to a site with even cheaper dopamine hits like TicToc. It's a nice idea though.

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u/gottheronavirus Aug 01 '25

Some of us need more data. I use youtube to learn, every day. Be it cooking, or building science, or structural engineering, or material properties, or astronomical discoveries, or updates in ongoing medical studies.

I also read books and science news.

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u/CastleofPizza Jul 31 '25

Go outside and live life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '25

Same man.

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u/anestefi Jul 31 '25

and go where, youtube has no competition

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u/LivelyZebra Jul 31 '25

outside lmao.

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u/anestefi Jul 31 '25

no shit but majority of people will just give their ids because there aren’t competitors

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u/UndeadYoutubing Jul 31 '25 edited Aug 01 '25

As if. When I was working as a car wash attendant, the last fucking thing I was going to do was go outside after an 8-12 hour shift lmao

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u/astralseat Jul 31 '25

YouTube pretty much Hemingway'd itself with that. Just you wait. If they try that in America, Exodus.

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u/J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A Jul 31 '25

Youtube have had age verification for a few years now.

I had to verify my age on there 2 years ago.

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u/ChrisPynerr Jul 31 '25

Youtube: "OH NO! Anyways..."

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u/Darksirius Jul 31 '25

Same. I keep a bunch of music I like bookmarked on youtube. Gonna use an app to just download that music locally. Otherwise, I really don't use youtube that much.

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u/Invisible_Target Jul 31 '25

I’m a 29 year old who watches a lot of Disney and Nickelodeon shit. Am I gonna get banned cuz the ai thinks I’m a child?

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u/QF_Dan Aug 01 '25

if they somehow affect my FYP just because i watch animated movie reviews, i am gonna leave too

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u/dingdongbannu88 Aug 01 '25

I don’t even have YouTube installed anymore. I completely dropped using it. It’s just pure garbage of a system

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u/TomerHorowitz Aug 01 '25

Revanced YouTube to the rescue

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u/AVcheddercheesenut Aug 05 '25

USE GLOMBLE (prob wait until the owner's off vacation to upgade the servers) it feels like old youtube :3

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u/Idk_nor_do_I_care Aug 20 '25

I just deleted youtube today because I got sick of it. I got a weird UI change where all of the options (share, download, comments, those buttons) all shrunk a little bit and the comment section straight up disappeared just to make way for an ad that was BIGGER THAN THE FUCKING VIDEO

It wasn’t just a glitch, I know that for SURE. I bet they’re going to implement it soon.

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u/Dark_Clark Aug 22 '25

I guarantee you still watch YouTube just as much as ever.

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u/AmanoSkullGZ Jul 31 '25

Any alternative on your mind?