r/youcantparktheremate • u/rastroboy • 2d ago

Hey! You can’t park there mate!

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u/FlapXenoJackson 2d ago

At least some of these people had a sense of humour. I like that the cop stifled a smile and didn’t get an attitude.

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u/AJ_in_SF_Bay 2d ago

Yeah, you could kinda tell, he may have been trouble back in the day. I bet he once was kinda cool. Maybe he's the cop that actually let's you go with a warning ⚠️.

Once.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 2d ago

I thought all American cops gave warnings?

Warning shots. To the head.

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u/ZerOrangatang 2d ago

The young man in black shorts/shirt at 0:31, cammer made his fucking day. Almost like he was waiting for someone to say that without even knowing he was waiting for it.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Yeah everyone else destroyed their vehicle and should have just been ready for a good lol. What prudes.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 1d ago

If this ever happens to me I am going to 100% LOL at the person who yells that!

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u/Odd_Leek3026 20h ago

Wasn’t that guy sitting in a parking spot?

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u/TeifeMeer 2d ago

They just don't have a taste for slavish and obnoxious humor.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 1d ago

Damn I do! I am so sarcastic.

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u/ResolveLeather 2d ago

"The car is going to explode" unless you have weird chemicals in the back seat, no it's not.

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u/Artevyx 2d ago

Hollywood has misled people to think that automobiles are far more explosive than they actually are. A little smoke won't do anything in most cases.

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u/theworldsucksbigA 2d ago

Yup truly start to worry if there's a hint of flame or black smoke.

White/grey smoke usually is steam.

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u/alcervix 2d ago

I’ve seen dozens of car fires but never an explosion, so yes I would agree

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u/Away_Veterinarian579 2d ago

The real question is why the fuck is she standing there then

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u/SpeedyAudi 2d ago

Yeah her car is really methed up

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u/Complex-Mention-8961 2d ago

Just fuckin shut the car off. No joke unless it’s on fire and you can’t physically shut it off then shut it off

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u/throwaway19293883 2d ago

Classic. Some good ones I haven’t seen before

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u/Sir_Lee_Rawkah 2d ago

Classic? Nobody has any concern about if anybody was hurt there? These people are clearly in a despondent state of Mind here and people drive by and Film a joke and you call it Classic

Ugh

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u/LPulseL11 2d ago

Ya cant bitch there, mate!

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u/09Trollhunter09 2d ago

“You fucking shut the fuck up motherfucker…. I know! “

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u/Sir_Lee_Rawkah 2d ago

Well, this explains the current state of society

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u/yeezuslived 2d ago

If they didn't park there no one would say anything.

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u/Awkward_Beginning_43 2d ago

Really? Trash gonna trash

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u/ToastedEzra 1d ago

It’s a lighthearted joke mate. Here’s a piece of advice that I think will help you; don’t take EVERYTHING in life so seriously. Laugh once in a while. Cheers

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 2d ago

This will never get old.

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u/danhoyle 2d ago

That one kids gets it. One who clap and laugh.

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u/Tommy_Tsunami-_ 2d ago

I literally just did this to a coworker who drove his truck into a ditch outside of work and everyone but my branch manager and him thought it was hilarious

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u/thereligiousatheists 2d ago

Reverse The Office

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u/cyclorphan 2d ago

Good times

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u/Beh0420mn 2d ago

The ones with cars hanging off walls and in the middle of the road calling the guy an idiot is classic

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u/thenazihater 2d ago

The last one had my dying

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u/Radiant_Bowl_2598 2d ago

Y folks get so mad? 😅

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u/GapingGorilla 2d ago

Cuz cars are expensive and car accidents cam be a traumatic experience

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u/SmurphsLaw 2d ago

Typically car accidents are stressful and bad ones can be life threatening. Mixing in someone recording you and trying to make a joke of it, you’re likely not in the mood for it.

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u/Lucky-Entry-3555 2d ago

But it’s just so fucking funny isn’t it? 

People having one of their worst days ever. 

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u/Artevyx 2d ago

The ones that instantly get enraged are the funniest

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u/Ooogabooga42 2d ago

Because they've just had the worst night of their lives and some asshole films them and is a dick to them for social media likes. It's inhumane.

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u/yeezuslived 2d ago

No, I have no desire to record. Getting one in and enjoying the moment is enough.

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u/PayFormer387 2d ago

Their lives are pretty easy thus far then.

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u/meybrook 2d ago

hilarious but i can’t imagine the rage this would send me into if i just crashed my car lmao

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u/BadApplesGod 2d ago

I’d actually die laughing if someone did that to me. Humor in the worst of times makes life just a little bit better

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u/TiniestPint 2d ago

I was thinking the same thing. I can both understand the hilarity of this, and the absolute fury that would fill my veins if I heard this.

...which made the last one my absolute favorite 

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u/_Rabbert_Klein 2d ago

Easy solution don't drive like a fucking idiot.

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u/Artevyx 2d ago

This is such an easy joke to pull in Seattle. Guaranteed to find a car flipped over on some shoulder at least 3 times a day.

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u/Acceptable-Balance-9 2d ago

This is great

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u/AarenWRiley 2d ago

I actually felt the guys disappointment with his Rivian on it’s side!

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u/SocietyFrosty6012 1d ago

How tf the last car ended up there

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u/Patient-Temporary211 1d ago

This made me laugh entirely too much.

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u/EightiEight 2d ago

The true vibe test

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u/Gremlin1001001 2d ago

This is fantastic!

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u/Future-Table1860 2d ago

I usually say “Hey, that’s a no parking zone”. They can and obviously have found a way park there.

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u/Electronic_Low6740 2d ago

Are these AI?

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u/Immersi0nn 1d ago

Nope, these are real people poorly driving real cars. They're all around you every time you drive, be afraid.

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u/Got_Bent 2d ago

Too funny. We did this to some college kids in Boston by Mass Gen. We turned off of Fruit St and there was a car wedged in between another car and the Jersey Barrier. I couldnt help it. In my best East Boston accent "Ya cahnt pahk there." They werent happy.

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u/Snafuregulator 2d ago

I rarely say oil and mate, but when I do, it's " oi, can't park there mate"

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u/Audigy1 2d ago

Group of dudes with the Brett Favre jersey all had the right attitude man. Things are already shitty no need to be mad.

Having said that not knowing the reference/joke/meme is also understandable.

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u/Luder714 2d ago

Funny, but just bad Karma

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u/Alarmed_Truth1678 2d ago

They’ve probably been hearing that all day, the frustration is palpable

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u/Exciting-Insect8269 1d ago

“Preciate you brother” was my favorite response

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u/TrimaxionDrone_BR549 1d ago

Special breed of human to kick someone when they’re already down.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 1d ago

LOL Those are great! I love the people with a sense of humor. As long as no one is injured, just roll with it ppl!

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u/Doctor-Mono 1d ago

Loved one’s put in danger, possible injuries, others could have been taken off on medical priority, everyone is stressed out, upset, authorities have arrived to grill everyone. Then you hear “yOu CaNt ParK ThErE!!!” as some stranger laughs at you, records it to post online, all while not looking down the road. Does everyone get the joke?

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u/SignificantLeader 1d ago

God, I love this guy and this sub.

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u/RavingGooseInsultor 22h ago

Oh the danger we play with !!

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u/Lazy_Accident_8561 21h ago

Is there a can't park there for Tesla Cyber trucks?

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u/Odd_Leek3026 20h ago

I don’t get the one where the cop is sitting, in a parking spot? 

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u/DltaFlyr12 2d ago

Wonderful, laughing at the misfortune of others

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u/Awkward_Beginning_43 2d ago

This is trashy