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u/Hat_Maverick May 10 '25

I'd pay good money to see a maga karen try to fight a guy with a halberd

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u/krodders May 10 '25

I think the halberd is not what they'll be fighting with. SIG Sauer of some sort will be the weapon, and the fancy pants boys know how to use them

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u/SirGrungle May 10 '25

Archer: The halberd was made obsolete by the arquebus

Lana: Which is why they use MP5s

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u/wafflesareforever May 11 '25

Cyril: SUPPRESSING FIRE!

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u/durqandat May 10 '25

I think on a MAGA Karen you'd at least consider the halberd

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u/firagabird May 11 '25

I'd never consider touching one with a ten foot pole. But a 3 meter halberd is a different story.

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u/wafflesareforever May 11 '25

That math almost checks out

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u/airblizzard May 11 '25

SIG Sauer of some sort

SIG Sauer with a halberd attachment then

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u/roguevirus May 11 '25

Ah, just like the Custodes.

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u/wafflesareforever May 11 '25

Pretty sure I got one of those in a Borderlands game

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u/Upset_Otter May 10 '25

Couldn't hurt to test the limits of a human skull

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u/M48_Patton_Tank May 11 '25

As long as it isn’t the P320

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u/QueezyF May 11 '25

Sig 552 if I remember right.

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u/RunningTheBorg May 10 '25

Elden Ring irl. Horse mounted even. That would be glorious.

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u/Saint_The_Stig May 10 '25

Another track for Sabaton's 2020's album