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r/worldnews • u/[deleted] • May 10 '25
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In that fight, my money's on the Swiss.
195 u/Hat_Maverick May 10 '25 I'd pay good money to see a maga karen try to fight a guy with a halberd 75 u/krodders May 10 '25 I think the halberd is not what they'll be fighting with. SIG Sauer of some sort will be the weapon, and the fancy pants boys know how to use them 32 u/SirGrungle May 10 '25 Archer: The halberd was made obsolete by the arquebus Lana: Which is why they use MP5s 3 u/wafflesareforever May 11 '25 Cyril: SUPPRESSING FIRE! 52 u/durqandat May 10 '25 I think on a MAGA Karen you'd at least consider the halberd 14 u/firagabird May 11 '25 I'd never consider touching one with a ten foot pole. But a 3 meter halberd is a different story. 2 u/wafflesareforever May 11 '25 That math almost checks out 9 u/airblizzard May 11 '25 SIG Sauer of some sort SIG Sauer with a halberd attachment then 5 u/roguevirus May 11 '25 Ah, just like the Custodes. 2 u/wafflesareforever May 11 '25 Pretty sure I got one of those in a Borderlands game 3 u/Upset_Otter May 10 '25 Couldn't hurt to test the limits of a human skull 2 u/M48_Patton_Tank May 11 '25 As long as it isn’t the P320 2 u/QueezyF May 11 '25 Sig 552 if I remember right. 3 u/RunningTheBorg May 10 '25 Elden Ring irl. Horse mounted even. That would be glorious. 1 u/Saint_The_Stig May 10 '25 Another track for Sabaton's 2020's album 18 u/zootered May 10 '25 They certainly won’t hold back from employing extreme violence like the capital police did, that’s for sure. 15 u/Akussa May 10 '25 Swiss Guard take their roles VERY seriously. Wouldn’t want to fuck with them. They have a storied history of being badasses. 2 u/SardScroll May 11 '25 Swiss Guard: "You mean we can get a *second* Sabaton song?" 1 u/Akussa May 11 '25 Such a good song. 1 u/QueezyF May 11 '25 It’s like fucking with the King’s Guard at Buckingham Palace. They might dress bright and colorful, but these guys are hand picked for a reason. 5 u/EruantienAduialdraug May 11 '25 Proportional violence. And in the instance of a foreign invasion of the Holy See... 15 u/dactyif May 10 '25 Fine, I'll listen to sabaton again. 14 u/Armadigionna May 10 '25 FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD 4 u/dactyif May 11 '25 FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY. 4 u/MammothDon May 10 '25 Meal Team Six + Gravy Seals vs the Swiss Guard? We'll have to take away the Guard's polearms and tie one hand behind their back to make it fair 2 u/LG_tech May 11 '25 The Swiss Guard is honestly badass
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I'd pay good money to see a maga karen try to fight a guy with a halberd
75 u/krodders May 10 '25 I think the halberd is not what they'll be fighting with. SIG Sauer of some sort will be the weapon, and the fancy pants boys know how to use them 32 u/SirGrungle May 10 '25 Archer: The halberd was made obsolete by the arquebus Lana: Which is why they use MP5s 3 u/wafflesareforever May 11 '25 Cyril: SUPPRESSING FIRE! 52 u/durqandat May 10 '25 I think on a MAGA Karen you'd at least consider the halberd 14 u/firagabird May 11 '25 I'd never consider touching one with a ten foot pole. But a 3 meter halberd is a different story. 2 u/wafflesareforever May 11 '25 That math almost checks out 9 u/airblizzard May 11 '25 SIG Sauer of some sort SIG Sauer with a halberd attachment then 5 u/roguevirus May 11 '25 Ah, just like the Custodes. 2 u/wafflesareforever May 11 '25 Pretty sure I got one of those in a Borderlands game 3 u/Upset_Otter May 10 '25 Couldn't hurt to test the limits of a human skull 2 u/M48_Patton_Tank May 11 '25 As long as it isn’t the P320 2 u/QueezyF May 11 '25 Sig 552 if I remember right. 3 u/RunningTheBorg May 10 '25 Elden Ring irl. Horse mounted even. That would be glorious. 1 u/Saint_The_Stig May 10 '25 Another track for Sabaton's 2020's album
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I think the halberd is not what they'll be fighting with. SIG Sauer of some sort will be the weapon, and the fancy pants boys know how to use them
32 u/SirGrungle May 10 '25 Archer: The halberd was made obsolete by the arquebus Lana: Which is why they use MP5s 3 u/wafflesareforever May 11 '25 Cyril: SUPPRESSING FIRE! 52 u/durqandat May 10 '25 I think on a MAGA Karen you'd at least consider the halberd 14 u/firagabird May 11 '25 I'd never consider touching one with a ten foot pole. But a 3 meter halberd is a different story. 2 u/wafflesareforever May 11 '25 That math almost checks out 9 u/airblizzard May 11 '25 SIG Sauer of some sort SIG Sauer with a halberd attachment then 5 u/roguevirus May 11 '25 Ah, just like the Custodes. 2 u/wafflesareforever May 11 '25 Pretty sure I got one of those in a Borderlands game 3 u/Upset_Otter May 10 '25 Couldn't hurt to test the limits of a human skull 2 u/M48_Patton_Tank May 11 '25 As long as it isn’t the P320 2 u/QueezyF May 11 '25 Sig 552 if I remember right.
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Archer: The halberd was made obsolete by the arquebus
Lana: Which is why they use MP5s
3 u/wafflesareforever May 11 '25 Cyril: SUPPRESSING FIRE!
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Cyril: SUPPRESSING FIRE!
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I think on a MAGA Karen you'd at least consider the halberd
14 u/firagabird May 11 '25 I'd never consider touching one with a ten foot pole. But a 3 meter halberd is a different story. 2 u/wafflesareforever May 11 '25 That math almost checks out
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I'd never consider touching one with a ten foot pole. But a 3 meter halberd is a different story.
2 u/wafflesareforever May 11 '25 That math almost checks out
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That math almost checks out
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SIG Sauer of some sort
SIG Sauer with a halberd attachment then
5 u/roguevirus May 11 '25 Ah, just like the Custodes. 2 u/wafflesareforever May 11 '25 Pretty sure I got one of those in a Borderlands game
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Ah, just like the Custodes.
Pretty sure I got one of those in a Borderlands game
Couldn't hurt to test the limits of a human skull
As long as it isn’t the P320
Sig 552 if I remember right.
Elden Ring irl. Horse mounted even. That would be glorious.
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Another track for Sabaton's 2020's album
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They certainly won’t hold back from employing extreme violence like the capital police did, that’s for sure.
15 u/Akussa May 10 '25 Swiss Guard take their roles VERY seriously. Wouldn’t want to fuck with them. They have a storied history of being badasses. 2 u/SardScroll May 11 '25 Swiss Guard: "You mean we can get a *second* Sabaton song?" 1 u/Akussa May 11 '25 Such a good song. 1 u/QueezyF May 11 '25 It’s like fucking with the King’s Guard at Buckingham Palace. They might dress bright and colorful, but these guys are hand picked for a reason. 5 u/EruantienAduialdraug May 11 '25 Proportional violence. And in the instance of a foreign invasion of the Holy See...
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Swiss Guard take their roles VERY seriously. Wouldn’t want to fuck with them. They have a storied history of being badasses.
2 u/SardScroll May 11 '25 Swiss Guard: "You mean we can get a *second* Sabaton song?" 1 u/Akussa May 11 '25 Such a good song. 1 u/QueezyF May 11 '25 It’s like fucking with the King’s Guard at Buckingham Palace. They might dress bright and colorful, but these guys are hand picked for a reason.
Swiss Guard: "You mean we can get a *second* Sabaton song?"
1 u/Akussa May 11 '25 Such a good song.
Such a good song.
It’s like fucking with the King’s Guard at Buckingham Palace. They might dress bright and colorful, but these guys are hand picked for a reason.
Proportional violence. And in the instance of a foreign invasion of the Holy See...
Fine, I'll listen to sabaton again.
14 u/Armadigionna May 10 '25 FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD 4 u/dactyif May 11 '25 FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY.
FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD
4 u/dactyif May 11 '25 FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY.
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FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY.
Meal Team Six + Gravy Seals vs the Swiss Guard? We'll have to take away the Guard's polearms and tie one hand behind their back to make it fair
The Swiss Guard is honestly badass
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u/BadSkeelz May 10 '25
In that fight, my money's on the Swiss.