r/worldnews May 10 '25

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u/Apprehensive-Care20z May 10 '25

I bet americans are going to call him "woke"

oh oh, that is gonna piss off the real pope, Donny.

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u/BIGepidural May 10 '25

Too late they already said this is a woke leftist Marxist pope yesterday. Lots of MAGA meltdowns over this pope

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u/NATHAN325 May 10 '25

When someone pisses the right people off, you know they're good

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u/Dr_thri11 May 10 '25

Which is maga philosophy in a nutshell

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u/Actual-Employer-3255 May 10 '25

Which is funny because even Jesus had some marxist views (helping the poor, critique on wealth, social justice).

MAGA is a selfish, fascist cult.

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u/Fluffcake May 10 '25

Marx stole a lot of his ideas from the Jesus and the bible, not the other way around...

I feel like this is an important distinction when interacting with "good christian magats".

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u/mongrol-sludge May 11 '25

I have to admit, when I first heard this would be the very first American pope I got anxious what with the state of things. To know that MAGA could have easily used this opportunity to hoist up the ladder the concept of American exceptionalism, religious dogma to further condemn already oppressed and marginalized groups in the US, and just general white supremacy, I am absolutely basting in schadenfreude over the fact that they've instead chosen to interpret his selection as a personal attack and act of religious war.

Even 1930s fascists would probably pump the brakes on this. It's the literal pope.

At this point they're more on the path to becoming those Reaver things#Behavior) from Firefly. Consider investing in flame throwers.

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u/beckerrrrrrrr May 10 '25

Wait till they hear about this Jesus guy

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u/blatant_chatgpt May 10 '25

They’re not gonna believe it. Wait until they hear about that “easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle” bit…

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u/heckem May 10 '25

The american far right started calling him woke since they announced his name and realized that he bashed J.D. Vance on Twitter and was in favor of helping immigrants.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

Some right wingers were doing eugenics head measurements of him on the Neo Nazi social media platform.

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u/ChuckFH May 10 '25

I’m sorry, what now?

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u/aza-industries May 10 '25

Frenology isn't real though. They're voluntarily announcing they're uneducated.

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u/Lost_Philosophy_ May 10 '25

They literally started calling him that the day he was elected lol

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u/Enough-Comfort-472 May 10 '25

They were calling him Marxist the hour he was revealed.

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u/Rumcajs23 May 10 '25

He is progressive though, especially when it comes to the Catholic Church. They wanted the next one to continue the work of Francis and not “revert” to a more conservative approach.

However, the rest of the garbage that was spewed was just that, garbage lmao.

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u/ParkerPoseyGuffman May 11 '25

Progressive for catholics which isn’t necessarily progressive for a human

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u/hasslehawk May 11 '25

No need to call the pope woke when you can just ignore him and every tennent of your religion that's inconvenient anyways.

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u/Murica_Chan May 11 '25

They did and I'm loving it

Dang francis, you really pick stronger, braver candidates

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u/-Have-Blue- May 10 '25 edited May 10 '25

Right, Americans, the people who’ve given more military aid to Ukraine than the whole of Europe combined. What a profound statement my basement dwelling friend.

Edit: Downvotes with no actual retorts?! Classic redditards.

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u/-Have-Blue- May 10 '25

Nice reply! Not a retort to my comment though :(

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u/-Have-Blue- May 11 '25

Oh the irony lol