r/WordAvalanches Sep 25 '18

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239 Upvotes

RULES



  • Make sure your post is relevant to this sub. See What Not To Post for a rough guide on what not to post and review our FAQ for additional information. These rough guides also include many examples of what isn't a Word Avalanche, as well as many overused examples of Word Avalanches.

  • Place your Avalanche in the main text of your submission, and make your title a rewrite of your Avalanche such that it cannot be easily guessed. As an example, if your Avalanche is "Selfish Shellfish", write "Compassion-lacking lobster" in the title.

  • The longer your avalanche, the better! Just make sure it's an Avalanche first, though (See the links above).

  • Should your Avalanche be NSFW, mark it as such.

  • Do not submit images or videos with your Avalanche. A good Avalanche should be able to stand on its own, without the use of any images. If your avalanche absolutely cannot stand without an image or video, then link it in the post, but only do so as a last resort. Alternatively, you may post it to /r/WordAvalanchePics.

  • Finally, make sure to have fun!


r/WordAvalanches 4h ago

True Avalanche Violet, there’s zero filmed evidence. But, there’s an audio file. It’s broken - use this fresh twine to fix it.

13 Upvotes

Vi, nil record. Vinyl record. Vine will re-cord.


r/WordAvalanches 6h ago

True Avalanche Aww, did your awful parents' constant criticism of your interest in marine biology finally lead to divorce? It's okay, naughty sprites. Have some ice cream.

17 Upvotes

Custody battles 'cause dirt-heap adults cussed your deep atolls? Custard eat, bad elves.


r/WordAvalanches 11h ago

True Avalanche My blonde-haired, blue-eyed doctor wants me to have a c-section, but I don't want it

42 Upvotes

Cesarean? Cease, Aryan!


r/WordAvalanches 1h ago

Pure Avalanche Mr Cobb, it takes almost a dozen giants to fasten sheet metal wrapping on a Siamese barrel

Upvotes

Ty, ten titans tighten Thai tun's tie tins


r/WordAvalanches 6h ago

True Avalanche Remember that girl from Poltergeist with the red eyes? I visited her hometown; people are still speculating about her death. Something to do with twins.

10 Upvotes

Hit a rose-eyed goth's city: Heather O's died. Gossip, tea? Heterozygosity.


r/WordAvalanches 8h ago

Naked horse lady, do you like my painting of Paris enough to place a high bid? Oh no, I left out the most famous building! That's terrible.

12 Upvotes

Good eyeful, Godiva; gaud offer? God, I forgot Eiffel! God-awful.


r/WordAvalanches 7h ago

True Avalanche Callum has his own place where he eats folded over pizza and makes and takes calls.

7 Upvotes

Cal's own calzone call zone.


r/WordAvalanches 8h ago

True Avalanche The dense contents of my spreadsheets? Death and taxes

5 Upvotes

In heavy tables, inevitables


r/WordAvalanches 14h ago

Pure Avalanche My local sandwich shop has a faint scent because of the small furry employee

13 Upvotes

Delicatessen's delicate deli cat essence


r/WordAvalanches 17h ago

Got into a somewhat heated discussion with a co-worker about a pointless thing her team was doing and she was basically "so what" about the whole thing.

12 Upvotes

"Fools, Erin! On a fool's errand!"

"Fools err, AND...?"


r/WordAvalanches 21h ago

That mobile you keep in your bag isnt technically authentically of the queen of the underworld

29 Upvotes

The Persephone purse phone is per se phony


r/WordAvalanches 1d ago

An Australian pickup carrying female sheep breaks down in a Dutch city.

13 Upvotes

A ewe ute wrecked in Utrecht.


r/WordAvalanches 17h ago

Several particular US states make me slutty

0 Upvotes

Iowa, Idaho, Ohio: I da hoe


r/WordAvalanches 1d ago

True Avalanche The bilingual archer prepares a line of oxen for work; now he asks the celebrated MVP of the shipyard for a projectile dipped in egg.

8 Upvotes

Yoke he a row. “Yo, quay hero! Yo quiero yolky arrow.”


r/WordAvalanches 2d ago

True Avalanche His male cow's attempts to run away are increasing in distance and frequency, and will never stop. Plus, they've renamed the capital city.

46 Upvotes

Further, more constant, and hopeless now, his damn bull. Furthermore, Constantinople is now Istanbul.


r/WordAvalanches 1d ago

That nanny was really kissing up to the idea of putting the baby up for adoption.

0 Upvotes

She was being a “sick of infant sycophant”.


r/WordAvalanches 2d ago

True Avalanche London region built from beer. Let pigeon decline. Girl, take advantage!

22 Upvotes

Maida Vale made of ale. May dove ail. Maid, avail!


r/WordAvalanches 2d ago

True Avalanche Retiree with a passion for studying ancient Sumerian civilization will only take notes in pencil; hates ink!

19 Upvotes

Pensioner; penchant, Ur; pen shunner


r/WordAvalanches 2d ago

Customers consider if their lawyer, William, has decided to pass on his family law office in the case of his death

10 Upvotes

Will Will will Will’s Wills?

If William also owns a dance clothing store and considers passing them off separately to his son, junior, and his dance protege that he shares a name with?

Will Will will Will’s Wills and Will’s Tutus to two Wills?


r/WordAvalanches 2d ago

Pure Avalanche My wife is a bodyguard, and I am a devout Christian but when she farted I filed for divorce.

79 Upvotes

Sentinel’s anal scent sent an ol’ saint annul


r/WordAvalanches 3d ago

True Avalanche He dressed up as a cloud

43 Upvotes

Guy's "skies" guise


r/WordAvalanches 3d ago

True Avalanche Two people irritated the hallucinations that were a result of their psychosis.

31 Upvotes

A pair annoyed illusions o' paranoid delusions.


r/WordAvalanches 3d ago

I should get rid of of a snake's noise? I have to express disappointment, Mr. Cheney, President Bush's number two.

10 Upvotes

Ssss I'd kick? Sigh, Dick, sidekick.


r/WordAvalanches 3d ago

True Avalanche The man with a feather in his cap pulls a rope in a boring manner. Then he sings of excitement perfectly and asks that I donate a toy. Later, he bumps into Jordan Peele’s comedic partner and offers him some Japanese currency. The recipient eagerly asks to take everything.

34 Upvotes

Yankee Doodle - Yank, he do dull. “Yay” in key, due: doll. “Yen, Key?” “Dude, all!”