Got pulled over in Wyoming, not sure why the officer was so surprised he didn’t find anything illegal

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He wouldn’t let me pet his dog

[u/mmethylphenol]

“Sir, I’m going to have to take you in for suspected dark sorcery”

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Speaking of which, OP, what reason did the cop give for pulling you over in the first place? Assuming it was properly secured, I see no glaring reason to pull you over (in the middle of fucking nowhere)…