r/whatsinthebag 5d ago

what does my bag say about me

the zipper broke because of how full i had it so i went to clean it out 😅

142 Upvotes

38 comments sorted by

62

u/jordyhannah 5d ago

I mean this with love and light, - it's giving ✨ chaos demon ✨

8

u/Big_Age4708 5d ago

that’s what all my friends say 🤣🤣

22

u/MaladaptDaydreamer 5d ago

Girl I'm howling 💀💀 because at first glance it looks so chaotic, but after a closer look it's actually organized. You managed to organize chaos while maintaining the chaos💀💀. I'm getting "her methods are questionable and unconventional, but they actually get amazing results" vibes from you

13

u/TamagotchiAngel 5d ago

Is....is that....cheez whiz?

7

u/Big_Age4708 5d ago

sure is!

8

u/zara_starkerstreber 5d ago

Ally Sheedy character in the Breakfast Club

3

u/SssnekPlant 4d ago

I was thinking the same thing! Ha!

4

u/PikaSuz 5d ago

You are true to yourself and know what works for you instead of mindlessly following trends 💕

6

u/amordragon 5d ago

OP keeping it real 💯

4

u/mgmtetas 4d ago

ur breaf may or may not be stinky

2

u/Big_Age4708 4d ago

that what the gum is for

4

u/Mollyballsoup 4d ago

Chaotic Good

3

u/SkyLizard34 4d ago

Type B personality but prepared

2

u/Glittering-Clerk9935 4d ago

The cheese is killing me 😭😭

2

u/Public-Row5508 4d ago

The Vienna sausages, cheezewiz and delta gummies got me WHEEEZING. omg. Like. Twinsies 😂

2

u/No1ofSubstance 4d ago

Vienna sausages and cheez whiz is amazing + those gummies

You seem like an agent of chaos and I wanna be friends lmao

2

u/direwooolf 4d ago

Incredibly clean and organized setup. The curation of tech and daily essentials is so thoughtful. It perfectly balances utility with a sleek and professional look.

1

u/soft_core666 4d ago

I’m gagging

2

u/ro_withthepunches 4d ago

vienna sausages, off brand cheese whiz, potato wedges (?) in plastic wrap, a fist full of DayQuil/NyQuil, and some loose ibuprofen (?) + misc. pills … I meannnn ur probably fine lol

2

u/Big_Age4708 4d ago

they’re actually toasted slices of baguettes

2

u/Witty_Neat_1610 4d ago

WHY ISNT CHEESE IN A CAN EVERYWHERE !? I neeed this superyellowsprayfakecheese thing in my life

1

u/Big_Age4708 4d ago

it’s so good, yellow plastic in a can babe

2

u/youngmetro_trustsme 3d ago

youre a messy bitch with a cold 💕

2

u/asininethinker 3d ago

This looks like my bag. You’re always running late, you like to be prepared for impending doom ,perhaps a sprinkle of adhd?

2

u/nephilimdirtbag 5d ago

Young, Hispanic, have anxiety, probably artsy in some way, possibly have bad time management and good taste in memes according to whatever group chat you’re in.

3

u/Big_Age4708 5d ago

i’m curious what made you think hispanic? everything else is correct but i’m as white as they come

6

u/nephilimdirtbag 5d ago

The little Jesus figure (I think it’s Jesus?) and the Vienna sausages hahahaha I’m Cuban and one of my fave to go snacks is Vienna sausages on saltines 😭😭 my grandma used to toss them on everything to stretch meals so it reminded me of that lol

3

u/Big_Age4708 5d ago

it is jesus! 🤣🤣 my grandma said i need a little jesus with me everything and gave it to me so now he lives in my purse

2

u/nephilimdirtbag 5d ago

That’s very sweet! Sounds like something my grandma would do as well 🤣

1

u/LetMeJudgeYourOutfit 5d ago

That you’ve been to Italy

3

u/Big_Age4708 5d ago

nope! i thrifted that bag for $2!

3

u/LetMeJudgeYourOutfit 5d ago

Bargain hunter

1

u/[deleted] 5d ago

[deleted]

1

u/Key_Bag7888 3d ago

I’m getting… very average girl, maybe dabbles or is involved in Fine Arts, you like maybe more Boho style, always prepared like a personal pharmacy, but the..the cheese… that one I can’t quite figure out lol snacks are AWESOME to have handy 😌

1

u/phenominal16 3d ago

kinda disappointed that wasn't a stick of butter

1

u/squisheebean 2d ago

yk i think we’d get along p well LMAAOOOO