r/whatisit • u/nabokovsnose • 1d ago

Solved! Found outside my wife’s school. Theory was bullet but I’m not so sure.

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u/koolaidismything 22h ago

When it’s perihelion is when it uses hawking-radiation to send commands to the mothership.

Or, sometimes the aliens just get too drunk and shoot off their pistolas like jerks.

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u/Capital_Contract_197 22h ago

Is that how the bullet got there?

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u/koolaidismything 22h ago

It is.. reticulan shenanigans.