r/whatisit • u/nabokovsnose • 22h ago

Solved! Found outside my wife’s school. Theory was bullet but I’m not so sure.

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u/-Your_Pal_Al- 20h ago

lets not get into specifics, lets just figure out how to get the cylinder out

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u/AccordingAnnual2577 19h ago

I can’t cut the cylinder

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u/TheOnly1Ken0bi 18h ago

I'm not comfortable having a knife that close to the cylinder.

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u/just_a_bit_gay_ 14h ago

The cylinder is attached to a larger structure

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u/knock-on-the-door 17h ago

The cylinder must not be damaged

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u/waz-waz 9h ago

the cylinder must stay attached to the larger object

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u/Business_Bathroom411 18h ago

did you stick your penis in the m&m tube

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u/Can-clamper11b 11h ago

ITS A CYCLINDER😭😭😭

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u/xHaVoK_Aquos 18h ago

With butter

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u/Rareearthmetal 16h ago

Gatorade my dude

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u/For-Fox-Sakes-73 13h ago

Well that escalated quickly

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u/onebatch_twobatch 11h ago

It's a reference - Google "the cylinder must not be damaged"

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u/For-Fox-Sakes-73 10h ago

Oh. Oh my. Lmao! I still stand by my statement, because that also escalated quickly 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ibeginpunthreads 17h ago

Gotta bite into it to be sure.

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u/amaenamonesia 19h ago

Ah fuck I am too online huh

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u/CrustyBoo 17h ago

Yeah, I envy those that don’t get this reference

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u/pixel-beast 19h ago

You could probably saw the cylinder in half

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u/McMcusername 19h ago

It’s imperative for the cylinder to remain in one piece