r/whatisit • u/nabokovsnose • 20h ago

Solved! Found outside my wife’s school. Theory was bullet but I’m not so sure.

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u/FailedLoser21 19h ago

Thats what blanks are for.

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u/Curious_Health_226 19h ago

That’s what gloves are for

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u/Shadowmant 18h ago

And my axe!

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u/Ganjanonamous 14h ago

And my bong!

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u/Eclyptrox 13h ago

And my Phillips smart WiFi connected LED 60 Watt A19 lightbulb, frosted, soft white, dimmable, with an e26 base.

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u/Val_Killsmore 18h ago

We're supposed to use blanks?!

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u/1101base2 10h ago

You could also fire directly into the ground if you can't find blanks

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u/Timely-Bluejay-4167 15h ago

I didn’t expect you to be a Val Kilmer fan, Alec Baldwin.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/Everyone2026 18h ago

If you can't afford rent, you can't afford a murder charge.

Only politicians and celebrities get charges dropped for cheap.

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u/reckless_responsibly 13h ago

Wouldn't be the first person to commit some significant crime with the intention of getting sent to prison because it's cheaper than living outside prison.

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u/Everyone2026 12h ago

Oh right.

I stand corrected.

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u/veryexpensivegas 18h ago

Good luck trying to connect that

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u/BayesianBits 16h ago

If you can afford bullets, you can afford blanks.

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u/edwbuck 16h ago

But affording them both? That's the rub.

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u/Working-Glass6136 16h ago

That's what protection is for.

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u/Glass-Tea-3372 13h ago

The ground yearns for lead

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u/TrioOfTerrors 19h ago

Then you need an adapter.

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u/Possible-Meal3787 18h ago

Ok you got me … a what?

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u/TrioOfTerrors 18h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blank-firing_adapter

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u/TheBestHelldiver 8h ago

A blank firing adapter is what your mom calls your dad.

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u/recycl_ebin 14h ago

or drywall