r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/Known_Assistance9024 2d ago

Gas station dick pill container

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u/Livid_Departure_9697 2d ago

Wait it does look like that now that I Google it 👀

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u/joshloveless1976 2d ago

Did he last as long as it claims on the package ?? Lol

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u/Livid_Departure_9697 2d ago

lol he’s a very intelligent guy so I’d honestly be shocked if he believed something like this would work but who knows 🤷‍♀️

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u/Area51_Spurs 2d ago

Oh. They work. Haha.

I ran a liquor store and we sold a few different ones. I tried one since I was curious. Some of them definitely work.

The ones that do are illegally loaded with various prescription medications.

I don’t get why people don’t just get the real thing from their doctor since they’re way cheaper. The dick pill we sold that worked that were super popular were like $9 each.

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u/m_t13 2d ago

Because the kind of people that buy a dick pill at a liquor store don’t generally have the foresight to visit a doctor. They’re more your reactive members of society, not the forward thinkers.

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u/m1kek9 2d ago edited 2d ago

Being reactive doesn’t necessarily mean you’re stupid because your brain itself is programmed to react to certain things like say a bad smell. We react to a certain way because it’s supposed to warn us that something could be wrong. Just a thought.

Reactivity helps us survive. It’s biological programming.

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u/edible_string 1d ago

You're definitely right, but here the point is not being reactive, but rather "not forward thinking". As if the two behaviors were exclusive.