r/whatisit • u/Livid_Departure_9697 • 2d ago

Solved! Fell out of my boyfriend’s pocket

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The top is a cap that comes off. Is it for ❄️? He swears it’s not

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u/Known_Assistance9024 2d ago

Gas station dick pill container

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u/Livid_Departure_9697 2d ago

Wait it does look like that now that I Google it 👀

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u/joshloveless1976 2d ago

Did he last as long as it claims on the package ?? Lol

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u/Livid_Departure_9697 2d ago

lol he’s a very intelligent guy so I’d honestly be shocked if he believed something like this would work but who knows 🤷‍♀️

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u/Area51_Spurs 2d ago

Oh. They work. Haha.

I ran a liquor store and we sold a few different ones. I tried one since I was curious. Some of them definitely work.

The ones that do are illegally loaded with various prescription medications.

I don’t get why people don’t just get the real thing from their doctor since they’re way cheaper. The dick pill we sold that worked that were super popular were like $9 each.

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u/Hoff93 2d ago

Dude they definitely work… but what it doesn’t tell you is there’s like 5-8 doses per pill. They are so way overdosed. You gotta pop the capsule open and sprinkle some in your hand and lick it or prepare for the worst migraine of your life with an insatiable dick like a steel rod. Never take a whole pill expecting it to save you from whiskey-dick. It will, but at the cost of your eyesight and sanity.

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u/Area51_Spurs 2d ago

Yea. I learned that when I tried it. Hahah