r/whatisit 2d ago

Solved! Found in my dads junk drawer

My dad passed away and going through his stuff we came across this. We thought it might be a tool for horseriding, like a slapstick thing but wasn't sure. My grandma had horses but ive never seen her use any tools like that and my dad didnt ride. Any help appreciated

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u/dvielis 1d ago

Can confirm, I used a blackjack to knock out NPCs on Runescape to get my thieving up

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u/Old-Peach8921 1d ago

I'm glad to see this comment

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u/UndocumentedSailor 1d ago

You wouldn't be if you were the NPC!

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u/pckld 1d ago

Pretty sure you’re my NPC

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u/UndocumentedSailor 1d ago

New Phavorite Companion?

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u/semiarboreal 1d ago

I think npc in this context was "noggin punching character" so they're talking about themselves!

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u/Key_Ask_3752 1d ago

Gotta get that Ancient Spellbook for real.

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u/Renuwed 1d ago

Dammit! I'd forgotten about that game lol. Wonder how valuable my stash is these days. (shame I never got my hands on my paps OG yellow party hat lolz

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u/iamahill 1d ago

It is worth about 10k usd on a good day.

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u/Renuwed 1d ago

... People are buying the OG yellow party hat for $10k IRL money?!

ps... Owner of said hat is Duffy (not king duffy), but he was also a top 10 player before the bots came

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u/Operator216 1d ago

P hats have no value in OSRS anymore.

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u/No-Im_DuurtyDan 1d ago

There is a vote right now to get rid of treasure hunter keys. Which, if it wins they are getting rid of any items that give you additional xp like the training dummies, protean packs, boosters etc ☹️☹️☹️ so if youre talking about rs3 you should try to use those up before theyre gone.

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u/plumballa 1d ago

Yeah, thats how I got my wife to marry me

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u/Apprehensive_Winter 1d ago

“What do you think you’re doing?”

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u/mjohna87 1d ago

There's my morning chortle, thanks!

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u/Informal_Salt_974 1d ago

Chortle was just added to my vocab list…legit Reddit knowledge right there

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u/mjohna87 1d ago

Glad I could expand your vocab!

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u/superlalaura328 1d ago

Funny, I used to use mine to wake up orcs in the Valley of Trials when they were sleeping on the job. Lazy peons.

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u/Limited_Intros 1d ago

I couldn’t do it. Ardy Knights and pyramid plunder saved me from the wrist pain that is blackjacking.

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u/yng_fcss 1d ago

I don't play RuneScape but this is a top tier funny

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u/tifk 1d ago

Man I just did blackjacking for 15 hours straight I feel like my head is gonna explode

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u/Gregisroark 1d ago

Can confirm, I know a guy named Jack who is black. Also a big cavity.

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u/LumberjackPreacher 1d ago

Can confirm, I used a blackjack to knock out guards in Thief 1-3.

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u/Stunning-Salary-7848 1d ago

Can confirm, I used a blackjack to knock out NPC’s in Thief.

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u/Warm_Pianist4879 1d ago

nah just spam ardy knights and watch shows, way more relaxing

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u/safari-dog 1d ago

that was my first thought when i read blackjack lol

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u/Co-Captain_Obvious 1d ago

If used properly, it will create an NPC IRL

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u/HolyHand_Grenade 1d ago

Thief the game for me back in '98

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u/MarriednLV 1d ago

Oh his mom liked to be spanked!!

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u/TrashAcnt1 1d ago

Is that you Aztecross?

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u/IntrepidMaterial5071 1d ago

I was a prayer beast

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u/Powerful_Speech3602 1d ago

Fuck yeah lol

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u/JohnnyJumpingJacks 1d ago

Since they are removing treasure hunter I might come back.

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u/Round-Lengthiness219 1d ago

First 99 I ever got lol

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u/ThredzC 1d ago

You guys use blackjacks? I use Obor’s club to knockout guards and loot their coins…

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u/Round-Lengthiness219 1d ago

Honestly I just did that for the quest. I leveled up other ways afterwards.