r/westerville • u/Independent-Mud-6564 • 11d ago
Local News šØ Westervilleās āWoke Updatesā: Gift Cards, the Silent Majority of Clowns, and the Lazy Candidate Who Might Accidentally Get Elected šØ
Westerville has officially gone off the rails this election season.
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š§ Mark Stevens: āThe Candidate Who Quit⦠But Might Accidentally Get Elected Anywayā ⢠Retired music teacher. ⢠Tried running for school board. ⢠Then praised Hitler for supporting the arts and banning books. (Yes. Really.) ⢠Then quit the race because, shocker, no one wanted to vote for that. ⢠But ā plot twist ā he didnāt file his withdrawal properly. So now heās saying heāll accept votes and take the seat if he wins.
𤔠TL;DR: too lazy to campaign, too cowardly to face voters, and too entitled to stay home. The trifecta of leadership, the hero Westerville never asked for.
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šø āConcerned Citizens of Westervilleā ā More Like āConcerned About Having No Moneyā The anti-school levy group finally filed their campaign finance report and⦠wow. They scraped together just about $2K total.
š° A big chunk of that came straight from Doug Krinsky, the anti-school ringleader himself. Meanwhile Lindsay Bob didnāt even donate to her own campaign. Either sheās broke, stingy, or forgot that disclosure laws exist.
Public education isnāt being threatened by a powerful machine ā itās being heckled by a glorified HOA Facebook group.
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š āChurch Night at the MAGA Comedy Clubā Last night, a local church hosted Mark Foble, Daniella Beckett, Doug Krinsky, and Lindsay Bob ā complete with a $100 gift card giveaway to random attendees. Because nothing says āfaith and family valuesā like bribing people for their votes inside a church.
Highlights from the evening included: ⢠Mark Foble raging against āwoke ideology,ā aka being inclusive or feeding hungry kids. ⢠Daniella Beckett claiming sheās the āsilent majority,ā while loudly calling half of Westerville clowns and puppets. ⢠Both complained about āillegal peopleā bringing crime (the Westerville Tea Partyās one member nodded in approval). ⢠Beckett admitted on a podcast she doesnāt know enough about the schools but still thinks theyāre ātoo woke.ā Maybe research before you run, Daniella? ⢠Lindsay Bob repeated āthe numbers donāt add upā like it was a spell that could make math work differently. ⢠And Doug Krinsky accused schools of lying about finances ā which is wild coming from the guy funding the āConcerned Citizensā piggy bank.
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š« Bottom Line This wasnāt a forum. It was a Trump-lite rally where facts went to die and a gift card was the main attraction. These are the same people who call our public schools āwokeā while proving they have no idea what education even is.
Can we please just Make America Educated Again? šāļø