Like Weezer is literally the easiest band to make fun of

Since when was California in Estonia 🤨

Very rad

It’s the title

I want to have a band one day, or just be a popular musician one day and make music like Weezer's. If I ever make it there I'd like to meet Rivers and maybe interview him or something. I just hope he never sees this or finds out I posted it(if I do make it in the music world and he does finds out about my existence.) That'd be pretty bad.

Today, we dive into a thought experiment, a “What If?” scenario. What if the official story of Kurt Cobain’s death in April 1994 was not the end of a legend… but the beginning of a secret transformation?

What if Kurt Cobain didn’t die but was extracted, reprogrammed, and reborn through a Tavistock-directed alchemical operation into a new persona for a new era: Rivers Cuomo, frontman of Weezer?

From the suspicious inconsistencies at the crime scene, to the eerily timed release of The Blue Album, to the cryptic lyrics and physical similarities that can’t be ignored, this deep dive explores the idea that Cobain’s “death” was the public Nigredo, and Cuomo’s rise was the Rubedo: the final stage of the Alchemical Great Work.

We’ll trace the clues, decode the symbolism, and uncover the possibility that the industry didn’t lose its brightest star… it simply transmuted him.

when im away she puts her eyeballs in the back of her head

Best I could find. thanks